DONALD TRUMP TALKING TO THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, REALLY MUCKS
IT HERE, AND HE DID IT SO MUCH, I HAD SUMMARY QUOTES THAT
I GOT TIRED.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SNIPPET.
IF YOU READ THE WHOLE INTERVIEW YOU WILL BE AMAZED OF HOW LITTLE
KNOWLEDGE SHE HAS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD.
SEND THIS YOUR CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS.
THEY'LL BE UPSET AT FIRST, BUT THEN MAYBE SOME PERCENTAGE
OF THEM WILL BE THE INTERVIEW AND GO, HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
THAT IS A LITTLE TROUBLING.
START WITH ELIJAH CUMMINGS, HE'S A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN
WHO WENT AND TALKED TO DONALD TRUMP.
I'M GOING TO DEFY YOU, IF YOU ARE FROM THE RIGHT WING, TO
TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IN THE WORLD THIS WORD SALAD IS.
HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP, IN THAT BEEN
ñ IN THAT INTERVIEW ABOUT THE CUMMINGS MEETING.
WELL, HE SAID, YOU'LL BE THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF, YOU
KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TAKE THAT ALSO, YOU COULD BE, BUT I WOULD ALSO ACCEPT
THE OTHER, IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU DO YOUR JOB BUT I
ACCEPT THAT, THEN I WATCHED HIM INTERVIEWED, AND IT WAS
LIKE HE NEVER EVEN WAS HERE.
IT'S INCREDIBLE, I WATCHED HIM INTERVIEWED AND THEN A WEEK
LATER IT WAS LIKE HE NEVER WAS IN MY OFFICE, AND YOU CAN
EVEN SAY THAT.
THAT ALMOST MAKES SARAH PALIN SOUND SMART.
THEN WE GO TO JUST WEIRD, NEEDLESS BRAGGING THAT
WOULD BE DEEPLY EMBARRASSING, EVEN IF SOMEBODY AT WORK
DID THIS, OR AT SCHOOL, ETC.
HE SAYS, I'M REBUILDING THE MILITARY, WE HAVE GREAT
PEOPLE, WE HAVE GREAT THINGS IN PLACE.
WE HAVE TREMENDOUS BORDERS.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
DO OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE POOR BORDERS?
LOOK AT THEIR BORDER, FUNNY BORDER, OUR BORDERS ARE NUMBER
1.
WE HAVE TO AMEND US BORDERS.
I KNOW, A LOT OF RIGHT-WINGERS, THEY DON'T MIND.
PRESIDENT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, WHO CARES?
I LIKE HIM, HE'S AN IDIOT BUT I LIKE HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S MORE.
"OUR MILITARY IS SO PROUD.
THEY WERE NOT PROUD AT ALL.
THEY HAD THEIR HEADS DOWN, NOW THEY HAVE THEIR HEADS UP."
IF OBAMA TALKS LIKE THIS THEY WOULD WRITE HIM OUT OF TOWN.
THEY WOULD SAY, WHAT A BUFFOON THIS GUY IS.
IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD SAY.
ANYWAY, HE GOES ON TO SAY THAT HE WAS ALWAYS APPRISED BY
HOW BIG THINGS ARE IN THE GOVERNMENT.
YOU THINK I'M GETTING, IT'S A HYPERBOLE RIGHT?
NOT A HYPERBOLE, HERE'S A QUOTE: "WELL, THE ONE THING I WOULD
SAY, AND I SAY THIS TO PEOPLE, I NEVER REALIZED HOW BIG IT WAS."
REFERRING TO THE GOVERNMENT AND PRESIDENCY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
"EVERYTHING IS SO - "
AND THERE IS A TON OF UNINTELLIGIBLE'S HERE,
BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T TELL WHAT HE'S SAYING ñ
"EVERYTHING IS SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
THE ORDERS ARE SO MASSIVE."
SO THE AP IS CONFUSED, THEY ARE LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE
ORDERS ARE SO BIG AND EVERYTHING IN THE GOVERNMENT IS HUGE?
WHEN IT CAME TIME TO SEND OUT THE 59 MISSILES IN SYRIA, BUT
WHAT I'M SAYING TO MYSELF, THIS IS MORE THAN 79 MISSILES, THIS
IS DEATH THAT'S INVOLVED, BECAUSE PEOPLE COULD HAVE BEEN
KILLED."
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN YOU DROP BOMBS, PEOPLE GET KILLED?
HE SAYS, "THIS IS RISK THAT'S INVOLVED, BECAUSE IF THE
MISSILE GOES OFF AND GOES IN A CITY OR GOES IN A CIVILIAN
AREA, YOU KNOW, THE BOATS WERE HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY, AND
IF THIS MICELLE GOES AND LANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOWN OR
A HAMLET, EVERY DECISION IS MUCH HARDER THAN YOU NORMALLY MAKE.
THIS IS INVOLVING DEATH AND LIFE AND SO ME THINGS."
YOU DIDN'T THINK THE PRESIDENCY WOULD INVOLVE LIFE AND
DEATH DECISIONS?
YOU DIDN'T THINK DROPPING BOMBS INVOLVED LIFE-AND-DEATH
DECISIONS?
YOU DIDN'T THINK MISSILES COULD MISS?
THIS HAS HAPPENED ALREADY ON YOUR WATCH, BOMBS STOPPED
BY US, NOT JUST WHEN WE ARE BOMBING IN SYRIA, WHEN WE
ARE BOMBING ICES, IN HUNDREDS OF COUNTRIES, HUNDREDS OF
CIVILIANS HAVE ALREADY DIED.
GETTING INTERVIEWED LAST WEEK BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS HE'S
LIKE, WHO KNEW THAT?
WHO THAT WHEN YOU DROP BOMBS, PEOPLE DIED?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, AND IT'S SO BIG HERE, SO BIG.
THERE'S APPARENTLY OTHER PARTS THAT HE FOUND BIG.
"THE FINANCIAL COST OF EVERYTHING IS SO MASSIVE,
EVERY AGENCY.
THIS IS THOUSANDS OF TIMES BIGGER, THE UNITED STATES, THEN
THE BIGGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD."
WE ALL KNOW THAT.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IN THE COUNTRY, BUT YOU.
THIS IS NOT GOOD GUYS.
HE IS GOING TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT WAR.
WE ARE SO SCREWED.
WHETHER IT'S SYRIA, OR NORTH KOREA, OR WHATEVER ELSE, AND
THIS IT ñ
AND THE DECISIONS WITHIN THAT WAR, THE WHOLE WORLD IS SCREWED.
THEN ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS HUNDRED DAY PLAN.
HE PUT OUT THE HUNDRED A PLAN, AND DID NOT FOLLOW THROUGH
ON ANY OF THOSE.
HE SAYS THAT SOME THINGS CAME UP.
HE SAYS THAT HE DID AND PUTS UP IN COURT JUDGE ON THAT
PLAN, BUT HE PUT A SUPREME COURT JUDGE.
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS NOTED THAT IT WAS PART OF HIS 100 A PLAN.
HE'S LIKE, I DIDN'T WRITE IT.
NOR DID HE READ IT.
HOW IS IT DIFFERENT THAN RUNNING A BUSINESS?
HE SAYS, "WELL IN BUSINESS, YOU DON'T NECESSARILY NEED
HEART, WHEREAS HERE, ALMOST EVERYTHING AFFECTS PEOPLE.
HERE, EVERYTHING, BUT EVERYTHING YOU DO IN GOVERNMENT
INVOLVES HEART; WHEREAS, IN BUSINESS, MOST THINGS DON'T
INVOLVE HEART."
YOU GUYS ARE PROUD OF THAT?
OF COURSE EVERYTHING YOU DO IN BUSINESS AFFECTS HUMAN BEINGS.
YES YOU NEED HEART IN BUSINESS.
YOU NEED HEART TO EXIST AS A HUMAN BEING.
BUT THIS LIKE, YOU'LL NEED HEART TO DO BUSINESS, THAT'S WHEN
YOU CRUSH PEOPLE.
IN THE GOVERNMENT, IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO KIND OF CARE
ABOUT PEOPLE.
YOU THINK I'M EXAGGERATING ABOUT THE BUSINESS PART?
HERE'S THE NEXT PART.
AP, "WHAT'S THAT SWITCH BE LIKE FOR YOU?"
TRUMP, "IN FACT, IN BUSINESS, YOU ARE ACTUALLY BETTER OFF
WITHOUT IT."
HEART.
THAT'S THE KIND OF MAN DONALD TRUMP IS.
THIS MONSTER IS THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH NOW.
HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS GOING TO TAX CUTS.
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ASKS, "YOU HAVE ANY DETAILS ON THAT IN
TERMS OF RATES?"
DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT IT MAY BE THE BIGGEST TAX THAT WE
NEVER HAD.
IN OTHER WORDS, HE DOESN'T KNOW THE PLAN.
IS IT THE BIGGEST TAX CUT EVER?
MAYBE?
YOU SAID IT'S READY.
YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT, WHAT'S THE RIGHT?
OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT TO ANNOUNCE IT UNTIL WEDNESDAY, THAT'S
NOT A BIG DEAL.
HE'S LIKE, YEAH BUT IT'S GOING TO BE BIG, IT MIGHT BE THE
BIGGEST EVER, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS.
YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TRUST ME TO MAKE POLICY?
NO, THE ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS ARE RUNNING
EVERYTHING.
I JUST CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH MY GOLF COURSES AND HOTELS ARE
MAKING.
THEN THEY ASK HIM ABOUT THE WALL, HE'S LIKE, THE DRUGS
ARE TERRIBLE, BUT THAT'S OKAY, "THE WALL WILL STOP THE DRUGS."
THAT'S IT, THE WALL WILL STOP ALL THE DRUGS.
THAT'S IT, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
OKAY GREAT, I'LL HOLD YOU TO THAT PROMISE.
IF YOU ARE, GOD HELP US, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN FOUR YEARS,
AND THE WALL HAS NOT STOPPED ALL THE DRUGS, CAN I COME
AROUND AND SAY, HEY YOU TOLD US THE WALL WOULD STOP THE DRUGS?
WHAT A SIMPLETON.
WHAT A CHILD.
IN FACT, IF THIS WAS YOUR CHILD YOU WOULD BE EMBARRASSED.
LAST ONE, AND THIS IS ONLY A THIRD OF THE INTERVIEW.
EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY IS IN PARIS IN.
THIS IS ABOUT NATO.
"SO THEY ASKED ME, WOLF, ASKED ME ABOUT NATO, AND I SAID
TWO THINGS.
NATO IS OBSOLETE ñ
NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT NATO, NOW I KNOW A LOT ABOUT NATO ñ
NATO IS OBSOLETE, AND I SAID, AND THE REASON IT'S OBSOLETE
IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T FOCUS ON TERRORISM.
YOU KNOW, BACK WHEN THEY DID NATO THERE WAS NO SUCH
THING AS TERRORISM."
YEAH, OKAY, WHEN THEY STARTED NATO THERE WAS TERRORISM.
TERRORISM HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.
IN FACT, TERRORISM HAS DECREASED SINCE THE 1970S.
YOU CAN'T TALK HISTORY WITH THIS GUY.
HE KNOWS NOTHING.
HE'S AN IGNORAMUS THAT KNOWS NOTHING.
BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID IN THE BEGINNING?
WHEN HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, AND HE'S TALKING
TO WOLF BLITZER IN AN INTERVIEW, AND HE GETS ASKED ABOUT NATO,
HE SAID, NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT NATO ñ YOU ARE RUNNING ABOUT
ñ YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, NATO IS OUR TOP ALLIANCE,
AND YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NATO.
WHILE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
AND HE SAID, WELL NOW I FIGURED IT OUT.
NOW I KNOW WHAT NATO IS.
CONGRATULATIONS LITTLE DONNIE.
DID YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT NATO IS?
DID YOU?
AFTER YOU BECAME PRESIDENT?
WOW, MUST BE SO PROUD.
THIS BUFFOON, THIS CHILD, THIS INCOMPETENT CLOWN OF ALL
CLOWNS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, AND DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HE
SHOULD KNOW THOSE THINGS.
THE DEPTH OF HIS IGNORANCE COULD DOOM US ALL.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
THIS GUY IS THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT NATO WAS.
DID YOU KNOW GOVERNMENT IS BIG?
I DIDN'T KNOW.
TURNS OUT YOU NEED HEART.
TURNS OUT YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.
I'VE NEVER CARED ABOUT PEOPLE BEFORE.
GOVERNMENT, IT'S EVEN BIGGER THAN A BUSINESS, WHO KNOWS THAT?
EARLIER HE SAID THAT HEALTHCARE IS COMPLICATED, NOBODY KNEW IT.
NORTH KOREA IS COMPLICATED, NOBODY KNEW IT.
NO, DONALD TRUMP, YOU SMOKE, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO
DIDN'T KNOW IT.
GOD HELP US ALL.
YOUNG TURKS.