>> THREE THINGS.
REGGIE, WHAT IS THE FIRST NUMBER.
>> FIRST NUMBER IS THREE.
>> OKAY, NUMBER TWO, FIRST UP, YESTERDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP
CONTINUED RE-ELECT RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN BY TRAVELING TO YUMA,
ARIZONA WHERE HE MET WITH REPUBLICAN OFFICIALS AND
EXAMINED A SECTION OF THE BORDER WALL THAT HE APPARENTLY FELT HE
NEEDED TO AUTOGRAPH.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I OLD HABITS DIEHARD.
YOU KNOW, THAT GUY SEES A POORLY CONSTRUCTED REAL ESTATE PROJECT
AND HE CAN NOT RESIST JUST SLAPPING HIS NAME ON IT.
MAKING IT THE MOST USELESS THING HE'S PUT HIS NAME ON SINCE
DONALD TRUMP, JR. ON THAT SAME TRIP THE PRESIDENT
TOOK SOME TIME TO SHARE SOME DEEP INCITES INTO TECHNOLOGY AND
THE NATURE OF HUMAN PROGRESS.
>> THERE'S TWO THINGS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS CHANGING IN THE
WORLD.
THEY CHANGE FAST.
CHANGE IS SO FAST.
YOU DO A COMPUTER AND IT IS OBSOLETE IN TWO WEEKS.
BUT TWO THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER CHANGED, A WALL AND A WHEEL.
WE ARE GOING TO ALWAYS HAVE WHEELS AND WE'RE GOING TO ALWAYS
HAVE WALLS.
>> James: THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER
CHANGED.
ARE THEY?
>> Reggie: IF HE SAYS.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT TOM CRUISE, TOM CRUISE LOOKS EXACTLY
THE SAME AS HE DID 25 YEARS AGO.
>> Reggie: THAT'S THROUGH.
>> James: HE HAS NOT CHANGED.
ADD TO THAT PAUL RUDD.
>> Reggie: YEP.
>> James: AT TO THAT SLIESESES OF CHEESE.
>> YEP.
>> James: LIKE A-- YOU KNOW, IN THE PLASTIC.
>> Reggie: OH YEAH.
>> James: NOT CHANGED.
>> Reggie: THE SINGLES MADE BY A COMPANY.
>> James: THAT'S IT, CHEESE SINGLES.
BUT TRUMP REALLY LIKES THAT WHEEL AND WALL MATERIAL.
HERE HE IS TROTTING OUT AGAIN LATER IN THE SAME DAY.
>> THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR BUSINESS, IT GETS OBSOLETE
QUICK.
T THINGS THAT WILL NEVER BE OBSOLETE, A WHEEL AND A WALL.
>> WHAT?
>> A WHEEL AND A WALL.
>> James: WHO'S CLAPPING?
WHO'S-- WHO HEARD HIM SAY THAT OH, YES, THE WAY HIS FANS ARE
CLAMORING FOR FRESH MATERIAL, YOU WOULD THINK ADELE JUST
DROPPED A NEW ALBUM.
I GUESS THERE ARE NOW THREE THINGS THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE,
WHEELS, WALLS AND THAT ANECDOTE ABOUT WHEELS AND WALLS.
IT TURNS OUT TRUMP HAD A LOT TO SAY YESTERDAY AND HE GOT IT ALL
OUT AT THE STUDENTS FOR TRUMP RALLY WHERE HE APPEARED TO EMPTY
THREE MONTHS WORTH OF BACKED UP MIND GARBAGE.
>> A LOT OF SPOILED PEOPLE IN THAT GROUP, YOU KNOW.
A LOT OF SPOILED RICH PEOPLE.
I COULD BUILD NUMEROUS WALLS WITH ALL THE MONEY I HAVE.
>> WE'RE NOW DOING A HYDRO SONIC, I CALL THEM SUPER
DEUPERS, MISSILES, GOES 17 TIMES FASTER THAN THE FASTEST MISSILE.
COVID, COVID-19, COVID, I SAY WHAT'S THE 19, COVID-19, SOME
PEOPLE CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT THE 19, GIVE ME COVID-19, I SAID
THAT SAN ODD NAME.
YOU KNOW WHO HAS LOST IT, SLEEPY JOE HAS LOST IT.
NATIONS THAT WE KNOW.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO, THANK YOU, DARLING WITH IT IS THE SAME
SPIRIT THAT DROVE AMERICA'S FROWN-DERS, NANCY PELL OSY, SHE
WANTED TO DANCE IN THE STREETS OF CHINATOWN.
>> James: DID SHE?
NANCY PELOSI WANTED TO DANCE THROUGH THE STREETS OF
CHINATOWN?
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS JUST A DREAM HE HAD AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS
REAL.
ALTHOUGH I CAN SMELL A NEW NICKNAME COMING ON.
DANCING PELOSI.
DID HE CALL THE FOUNDING FATHERS THE WHAT WAS IT FROWN DERS.
>> Reggie: SOMETHING, FROWNEDDER.
>> THE SAME SPIRIT THAT DROVE AMERICA'S FROWN-DERS.
>> James: HE SEEN SPEAKS IN TYPOS T IS INCREDIBLE.
MEANWHILE VICE PRESIDENT PENCE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP OF HIS OWN.
HERE HE IS YESTERDAY TRYING TO BOARD HIS PLANE IN WISCONSIN.
I TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MIKE PENCE HAS
EVER GONE DOWN ON ANYTHING.
REGGIE, WHAT'S NEXT?
>> Reggie: LET'S GO FOR FOUR, SORRY ONE.
>> James: NUMBER TWO, NOW THE ART COMMUNITY IN SPAIN IS
OUTRAGED OVER THE LATEST IN A SPRING OF BOCHED RESTORATIONS
CALLING THE EVENT MORE THAN JUST A STROKE OF BAD LUCK.
NOW YOU MAY RECALL THIS INCREDIBLY DISASTROUS
RESTORATION OR THIS HAUNTING CLAYMATION NIGHTMARE.
WELL NOW THIS PRICELESS 17th CENTURY PAINTING OF THE VIRGIN
MARY HAS JOINED THEIR UNRECOGNIZABLE RANKS.
HERE IS THE ORIGINAL PAINTING HERE.
AND HERE'S THE RESTORATION.
I MEAN THAT PICTURE, IT LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST PICTURE GOT
STUNNING BY BEES.
ALTHOUGH PEOPLE ARE UP IN ARMS ABOUT THIS.
I DON'T MOW IF IT IS THAT BAD.
IF YOU DROPPED IT INTO A ZOOM CALL I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD
EVEN NOTICE.
REGGIE, WHAT IS THE FINAL THING?
>> Reggie: LET'S GO FOR THREE.
>> James: OKAY, NUMBER THREE, ALSO IN SPARE, BARCELONA LEE SAY
U GRAND THEATER HELD PERFORMED A CONCERT FOR AN AUDIENCE OF
NEARLY 2,300 POT THE PLANTS.
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>> James: I MEAN, WHEN I SEE THIS, HOW MANY PEOPLE NEEDED TO
SIGN OFF ON THIS IDEA TO GET IT TO HAPPEN?
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN PEOPLE HOLDING A PLANT LIKE WHY ARE WE
DOING THIS?
I DON'T KNOW, JUST PUT IT DOWN.
I-- THAT ALL SEEMED A BIT FAKE TO ME.
DON'T YOU THINK, REG, LIKE I THINK THE AUDIENCE WAS FULL OF
PLANTS.
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING PLANTOM OF THE OPERA.
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE CONCERTS WHERE EVERYONE WAS ON POT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN AN AUDIENCE
THAT REALLY ROOTS FOR YOU.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A PRETTY BAD PERFORMANCE CONSIDERING THEY
MADE THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE LEAF.
THS HAS BEEN THREE THINGS.