A MEMO THAT STEVE HARVEY ROWE WHEN HE WAS PREVIOUSLY WORKING
IN CHICAGO HAS BEEN LINKED BY A MEMBER OF HIS STAFF.
WE DON'T
KNOW WHO LEAKED IT BUT WE DO KNOW THAT THE DETAILS OF THIS
MEMO ARE PRETTY HILARIOUS.
THE MEMO WAS SENT FROM HARVEY TO HIS
STAFF IN A SURFACED EARLIER ON A CHICAGO MEDIA BLOG TELLING
EMPLOYS NOT TO APPROACH HIM, DID NOT COME TO MY DRESSING ROOM AND
LESS INVITED, DO NOT PRETTY WHILE I'M IN THE MAKEUP CHAIR
AND LESLIE ASKED TO SPEAK TO YOU DIRECTLY.
WE HAVE MORE DETAILS
OF IT, BUT THE JUST OF THIS MEMO IS I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
SO PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH ME.
THIS IS TO HIS OWN STAFF.
THIS
IS NOT TO RANDO SUCCUMB TO SEE A SHOW LIVE.
THIS IS STAFF,
PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HIM AND WORK ON HIS SHOW, PRODUCING AND
ENSURING IT RUN SMOOTHLY AND HE IS LIKE YOU NEED TO HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT TO TALK TO ME.
HE ALSO SAYS THERE WILL BE NO
MEANING TO MY DRESSING ROOM.
NO STOPPING BY OR POPPING IN.
NO
ONE.
THERE IS SOME CHANCE THAT THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO WRITE
THIS MEMO.
HE IS INCREDIBLY FAMOUS AND PROBABLY INCREDIBLY
BUSY.
HE DOES A LOT OF SHOWS, CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD, LITTLE
BIG SHOTS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY MAKE GIVING THEM A PLUG WHEN HE
IS SUCH A DECK BUT ANYWAY I HEAR YOU.
YOU ARE BUSY.
HAVING SAID
THAT, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU LICENSE TO BE SUCH A DOUCHE TO
PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH.
THIS A WAY OF SAYING HEY GUYS, LOOK,
I'M OVERWHELMED I CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
YOU KNOW
WHAT, IT'S GONE REALLY OUT OF HAND.
I'M GOING TO INSIST ON
APPOINTMENTS INSTEAD OF NOBODY LOOK AT ME, NOBODY COME NEAR ME.
LOOK, HE GOES ON AND ON.
BEFORE WE GO ON I JUST WANT TO NOTE THAT THIS KIND OF
BEHAVIOR IS APPLAUDED IN THIS INDUSTRY.
IF YOU ARE NICE YOU
WILL NOT GET JOB OFFERS.
YOU NOT BE RESPECTED.
YOU WILL BE
TRAMPLED OLIVER CONSTANTLY DAY IN AND DAY OUT I FEWER IN THIS
INDUSTRY AND YOU ACT LIKE A DOUCHE YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE
ABSOLUTE ROYALTY.
HE MAY BE PLAYING IT RIGHT.
IS NOT MAYBE
PLAYING A RIGHT, HE 100% IS THAT FOR EVERYONE ELSE READING THIS,
WE'RE LAUGHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT SEEMS RIDICULOUS BUT AGAIN,
IN THIS INDUSTRY AGENTS ARE PROBABLY LOSING IN THEIR PANTS
OVER THIS.
WE'VE GOT TO GIVE STEVE HARVEY ANOTHER SHOW.
THAT
IS WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND THE SCENES.
IT'S A STUPID MENTALITY OF IF YOU ARE AN ALPHA MALE MEANING
YOU ARE A JERK TO EVERYBODY MUST BE IMPORTANT OR POWERFUL.
DO
NOT OPEN MY DRESSING ROOM DOOR.
THIS IS IN CAPS.
IF YOU OPEN MY
DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.
WHO SAYS THAT TO A COLLEAGUE?
TO SOMEONE YOU WORK WITH.
THE HUBRIS OF THAT.
I AM IMPORTANT
AND YOU ARE NOTHING.
I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM MY PRESENCE IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
I WANT ALL THE AMBUSHING TO STOP NOW.
THAT
INCLUDES TV STAFF.
DO NOT WIN ANY HOLY TO SPEAK TO ME.
I HATE
BEING AMBUSHED UP MAKE PLEASE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
I PROMISE
YOU I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN YOU IN THE HALLWAY AND DO NOT ATTEMPT
TO WALK WITH ME.
DUDE, ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF?
YOU ARE
TELLING PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH I DON'T WANT YOU EVEN TO BE NEXT
TO ME.
I HAVE SUCH DISDAIN FOR YOU THAT I AM ANNOYED BY YOUR
PRESENCE.
AGAIN, I GET IT.
PEOPLE ARE PROBABLY COMING UP TO
YOU ALL THE TIME AND ASKING YOU FOR STUFF.
THEY ARE WORKING ON
YOUR TV SHOW IN THEIR YOUR STAFF THEY ARE PROBABLY ASKING YOU
ABOUT THE SHOW AND AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THEM.
YOU
WANTED TO AND A MORE ORGANIZED WAY, DO IT.
BUT THE PERSON WHO
WRITES THIS MEMO IS THE PERSON WHO'S TOLD THEY ENTAIL YOU ARE
AWESOME.
YOU ARE THE GREATEST ON NO ONE SHOULD EVEN BE IN HIS PRESENCE.
USE THE GRAIN IMPORTANT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T EVEN WALK NEXT TO YOU.
AUTHENTICITY DOESN'T REALLY GO A LONG WAY.
BEING SINCERE NICE DOESN'T REALLY GO A LONG WAY.
BEING AN ASS WILL GOES A VERY LONG WAY AND THAT IS THE
MOST FRUSTRATING PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
ANOTHER PART OF THE MEMO HE SAYS IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND
YOU DON'T THINK IT'S YOU, NO, I MEAN YOU.
YOU ARE NOT AS
IMPORTANT AS STEVE HARVEY AND THEN HE CLARIFIES THE END, THIS
IS ONE THAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST.
ITíS ONE THING LIKE I GOT TO
GET THINGS DONE WE GETTING A SHOW ON THE AIR DOTS ANOTHER
THING WHEN YOU SAY THIS.
EVERYONE, DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE IN
THE NEW WAY OF DOING BUSINESS.
IT WOULD IT IS GOOD FOR THE IT IS FOR THE GOOD OF MY
PERSONAL LIFE AND ENJOYMENT.
WEDDING YOU SAY SO?
IT'S FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT THAT WE NOT BE
NEAR YOU.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR SOMETHING NONIMPORTANT.
I DID
KNOW WAS THAT IMPORTANT FOR YOUR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT.
MY BAD.
SORRY SIR.
BY THE WAY, THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO RAILS AGAINST PEOPLE
WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN HIS PARTICULAR VOODOO.
AGAINST GAY PEOPLE.
AGAINST ASIANS, HE IS LIKE WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PERSON
DOESN'T REALIZE THAT VIRGINS HAVE BIRTHED THAT LEAD TO
PROFITS EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER HAD SEX AND THOSE GUYS WALK ON
WATER AND RAISE PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD.
YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT
AND CRAZY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT.
WHATEVER, STEVE.
LUCKILY I WILL
FOLLOW YOUR ADVICE AND I NEVER EVER WANT TO BE IN A ROOM WITH
YOU.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
VERY CHRISTIAN OF HIM BY THE WAY TO TREAT HIS STAFF THIS WAY.
THANK YOU.
I AM A HIGH AND MIGHTY CHRISTIAN.
THOSE NO GOOD
OTHERS.
THEY'RE NOT MORAL AT ALL.
DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME.
I'M SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF YOU.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD'VE SAID, RIGHT?