- Okay, here we go.
Yo, check it.
♪ Battling I do this ♪
♪ I do this in my spare time ♪
♪ I see you've got the LeBron ♪
♪ Hairline ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
(point dings)
(applause)
- Hey I am going to keep it 100 with you.
I normally don't ask girls stuff like this
until they tell me they pregnant.
(crowd laughs)
What's your name?
(clapping)
(point dings)
(clapping)
- [Nick] You're the King!
(crowd screams)
(handcuffs clink)
- Cuffing season, let's go.
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)
(cheering)
- You say you're hungry?
- Nah bro, I appreciate it though.
- Okay, all right, cool.
Let met get a...
Let me get a number two, one, three,
and the rest of them digits.
(crowd claps)
(buzzer sounds)
What?
You heard laughter!
(crowd cheers)
- Rosa, Rosa, you sure?
- Yeah!
- You sure? - Sure.
- Hey,
I just wanna watch.
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)
(crowd screams)
(rap beat plays)
- Okay, your word is decoy.
♪ I take it out and let her do the things she enjoy ♪
♪ I even bought a new toy for her little boy ♪
♪ She wanted me to be her man ♪
♪ I told her kill that noise ♪
♪ I'm just a sad dude ♪
♪ I'm the decoy ♪
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)
(crowd screams)
- All right, your word is cantankerous
- (beep) what?
(crowd laughs)
All right,
♪ Me and my crew we real dangerous ♪
♪ Pie to the face don't anger us ♪
♪ Shooting' blanks, trying to aim at us ♪
♪ Yeah (beep) what it does ♪
♪ You can't tanker us ♪
(buzzer sounds)
(crowd yells)
- Pie me like a man.
(crowd roars)
(crowd cheers)
- Get 'em Bach
- I'ma get 'em!
(crowd laughs)
Ray J, huge fan, man.
Sorta, kinda, not really.
(crowd laughs)
You have four albums.
Didn't really do nothing.
(laughter)
Couple of reality shows!
Still didn't do nothing.
- Objection it has nothing to do with nothing
(laughter)
So which part of your career really ain't (beep)?
- [Crowd] Oh!
- Rap, just say rap, bro.
(laughter)
You're not rapping no way, just say rap.
(laughter)
- You know I tried to tap dance once too,
you know what I'm sayin', back in the day,
so that's the part of the career
where I'ma say really ain't that well.
- That's a great answer
- Tap dancin'.
- That's a great answer.
(crowd cheers)
- You love the show "America's Got Talent," right?
- I love it.
- You love that show better than "Wild 'n Out"?
(crowd groans)
- It pay more!
Absolutely, yes.
(laughter)
- MTV, I'll be hosting "Wild 'n Out" next season!
(crowd cheers)
- Listen, My man, Swaggy P is so fly.
- How fly is he?
- He invited me over his house for dinner,
and Iggy Azalea was in the kitchen, cooking chitlins.
(crowd screams)
(point dings)
Exactly!
You know how hard it is for a white woman to cook chitlins?
(laughter)
- My man Nick Cannon is so fly.
- How fly is he?
He let Atown come on the show with some (bleep) on.
(crowd screams)
(point dings)
- And the winner is Denzel Washington.
(crowd screams)
- [Girl In Crowd] I love you Denzel!
(laughter)
- Okay, all right, huh, worst movie of the year,
that's what you're gonna give me?
Worst movie of the year, ah?
You think you can do dis to me?
(crowd cheers)
I'm putting cases on all you critics!
You'll be rating movies in local film festivals
when I get through with you.
Sundance (beep)!
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)
(bird chirps)
Hey, platinum squad turn up!
- Turn up for what?
- Oh sh... - Oh, no, no, no!
But the screen aint cracked though!
(heavy bass music)
♪ Hey ♪
(point dings)
♪ Hey ♪
- Black team turn up!
- Turn up for what?
Cause Pete asked my girlfriend's phone number and she
said, boy, you look like a (beep).
(heavy bass music)
♪ Hey ♪
(point dings)
(crowd cheers)
♪ Hey, I'm from Fairfield where we live off a bus pass ♪
♪ I got my money then you got a mustache ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
(point dings)
♪ And that last rap was ass ♪
♪ Matter of fact, I take it out like trash ♪
♪ You want to get me? Wait, let's gas pedal ♪
♪ Slow that (beep) down ♪
♪ Don't you like how that sound ♪
♪ Say it loud ♪
♪ I'm not a trick. ♪
♪ I gave your mom lock jaw. ♪
♪ Every time she see me, she like "Hi Nick!" ♪
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)
- King Bach
- Chico, Chico, come here, Chico.
Aww (beep), he look angry.
Okay.
♪ You got a terrible stage name ♪
♪ Chico Bean ♪
♪ You the light skinned version ♪
♪ Of CeeLo Green ♪
(point dings)
- Okay, hold on.
Nice joke.
Okay.
Check this out.
♪ Look Bach, I'm the king of "Wild 'n Out." ♪
♪ You should know it's a given ♪
♪ and with all them bumps on your face, ♪
♪ you must eat ass for a living. ♪
(crowd roars)
(point dings)
- Hey, Gabrus get up here dog.
♪ Oh, now you my dude ♪
♪ But as a side note ♪
♪ Having breasts this big ♪
♪ Must violate guy code ♪
(crowd groans)
(point dings)
♪ You Bach ♪
♪ I'm Daht and I'ma keep this simple ♪
♪ Be more proactive ♪
♪ Get rid of them pimples ♪
(buzzer sounds)
- Okay, here we go.
Yo, check it.
♪ Battling I do this ♪
♪ I do this in my spare time ♪
♪ I see you've got the LeBron ♪
♪ hair line. ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪ Come here Tasha ♪
♪ Check me out ♪
♪ The first time I seen your face ♪
♪ I had to jump back ♪
♪ Your forehead is shaped ♪
♪ Just like a nut sack ♪
(point dings)
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪ Yo ♪
♪ You ain't gonna talk about Tasha ♪
♪ Man that's boss ♪
♪ Matter fact ♪
♪ Won't you take your hat off ♪
(point dings)
♪ Nick just killed Chico ♪
♪ Now he dead ♪
♪ Cause you and Tasha ♪
♪ Do got the exact same head. ♪
- Maino!
I know you done slapped a lot of rappers,
so hopefully I don't have to go to the hospital after this.
(laughter)
Y'all ready?
♪ Say oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Say oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ See I know we in New York and we don't (beep) with lanes ♪
♪ But I ain't scared o' you (beep) ♪
♪ My name ain't Trinidad, James. ♪
(point dings)
(crowd roars)
- Ah!
♪ I know you want to see me get unruly ♪
♪ But your man got on Canal Street Jewelry ♪
(point dings)
- [King Bach] Okay. - Okay.
- Yeah. - All right.
- Waiting.
♪ Yo here we don't (beep) with that six seconds (beep) ♪
♪ Matter of fact the internet you'll never get rich ♪
♪ I think your name really has a glitch. ♪
♪ They need to change it from King Bach to King ♪
- Bitch, that's me!
(crowd roars)
(buzzer sounds)
Chico,
Chico!
Come here.
♪ Chico ♪
♪ Let's do a body check ♪
♪ Your heads so big ♪
♪ It swallowed your neck ♪
(crowd roars)
(point dings)
♪ Listen ♪
♪ When it come to these Wildstyle Battles I'ma wizard. ♪
♪ (beep) you look like the Geico lizard. ♪
(crowd cheers)
(point dings)