[video game music]
- Inky! Blinky!
- Yeah, Pinky!
- Everybody huddle up, Ms. Pac-Man is really getting the best of us out there. We need a new strategy.
- We should wait for Clyde. Here he comes now!
- [blabbling]
[laughs] ARGH!
A GHOST!
- We're all ghosts, you moron!
- ARGH! MULTIPLE GHOSTS! [laughs]
- Who are you? Where's Clyde?
- I'm filling in. Clyde's feeling pretty sheet-y today.
[laughs] Get it? Sheet-y? [laughs]
- Ugh! Just listen up!
Here's the plan. Inky, you go right!
- Right!
- Left! [laughs]
- Blinky, you go up- Hey, where'd the new guy go?
- Hey pretzel! Heeey! Hey!
Hmm, not much of a talker, huh? That's okay, I bet you've seen some really TWISTED stuff! [laughs]
- [quietly, angrily] Dude, get in position! She's coming!
- She?
- Outta my way, jerk!
- Whoa! She's a mouthy one, isn't she? [laughs]
Hey! Mrs. Pac-Man? Mrs. Pac-Man?
- It's MS. Pac-Man, not MRS.. You see a ring on this finger, bucko?
- I don't see ANY finger! [laughs]
- Ms. Pac-Man: Ugh!
- Hmm, looks like you really like eating those dots, huh?
- Sure do! But not as much as I like eating PRETZELS. [video game sound]
- ARGH! You, you murderer!
Me and pretzel shared so many memories together!
Like that time I said "Hey, hey pretzel!" and the other time he never responded. NOOO!
- Ms. Pac-Man: Take it easy, dude! You should be worried about YOURSELF.
See that big dot over there?
- I do! Hey, hey big dot! Hey!
- DUDE! It can't talk! Look, here's the deal. After I eat the big dot, I'm gonna eat YOU, so you better start running NOW.
- I don't know why you're so in to these dots, they don't taste like anything.
PTOO!
- HEY! Don't do that!
- Why DOT? [laughs]
[spits 3x]
- Knock it off! I have to CLEAR this level of dots. You're making my job harder so STOP DOING THAT!
- [laughs] Hey, look what I can do! I call it the 'machine gun'!
[spits like a machine gun]
- Ugh! That is it! You're going down! [video game sound]
- Whoawhoawhoa! What's happening? Suddenly I feel so BLUE! [laughs] WHOA! [video game sound]
- Ms. Pac-Man: Haha! Gotcha!
- Whoa! This is awesome!
- Dude! You have to come here to get your body back!
- Oh, good idea! I want my body back, body back, body back, body back!
I want my body back, body back, [blabbling]
[laughs] Eh, never mind.
- Where are you going? I thought you wanted your body back body back!
- Nope! EYE changed my mind. Get it? [laughs] Eye.
- [grunts] You are no use to us if you're just eyes.
- What're you talking about? Being just eyes is great. Look what EYE can do now!
YAAHH!
- What the- Hey! Get off my face!
- [laughs] You look so funny now!
- I don't want to look funny! GET OFF ME!
- [laughs] Look at the goofy expression you're making now! Look at it, look at it, look at it!
- Stop making me look goofy!
- You sound angry, but you don't look angry! [spits, laughs]
- [grunts] And stop spitting dots!
- [laughs, spits like a machine gun again]
- THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! UUUGH!
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- What the-... Come back! Come baaack! I'm really gonna MISS her! [laughs]
- Does that mean...
- We won! Yeah!
- We won, man, we won!
- You did it, new guy! You won the game for us!
- WOOHOO! Time to get sheet-faced! [laughs] Get it, sheet?
[others groan]
- Actually pretty good at that! You should've been born a bird! [laughs]
- I AM a bird. I've been through so many half pipes they call me Tony Hawk! [laughs]
- [laughs] Hey, watch where you're going, Tony Hawk! You're messing with my flappy flow!
- Oh! That reminds me! What does the hawk sa-
- [laughs] KNIFE!