(Taylor) It was the night of the VMA's. I submitted my You Belong With Me video, but I didn't expect to win
(Katy Perry) Cute dress Taylor! we didn't wear dresses
because we're going to be going up to accept so many awards
(Taylor) *laughs* thanks?
This is my first appearance on the red carpet. I was only allowed because I hang with the school's most popular stars
Jlo, what do you think of Mariah Carey's new song?
(Jennifer Lopez) Yo she sound like me auntie quenswala
when she pulling a nasty hair off her back.
Mariah, what do you think of Jennifer Lopez?
(Mariah Carey) I don't know her!
(Taylor) I couldn't stand to see John back with Katy.
What's so special about her anyway?
Rihanna, any comment on your ex Chris Brown?
(Rihanna) Yeah, he's almost as ugly as you are.
Oh, it's the new girl here at Superstar High.
Anything you'd like to say to the camera? umm..
(Taylor Swift) Uhm Hi, Mom!
Okay, let's find someone important.
(Taylor) It was strange, all the flashes, the attention,
I'm definitely not in Tennessee anymore.
(Nicki Minaj) Boy, look at my booty. I'm a cutie, get a shot of it paparazzi!
(Perez Hilton) yaaasss Taylor!
Gaga get you and your muffin top out of the way!
(Taylor Swift) Gaga's crazy outfits change red carpets forever, she was on top of
everything the fashion, the charts, the dancing I could see why Ke$ha was intimidated
(Michael Jackson) Welcome to Super Star High's MTV VMA's, MTV stands for Michael's Top Videos
All the winners are handpicked by yours truly,
(Taylor Swift) Of course Gaga wasn't always perfect
Gaga had her period on stage, I was so embarrassed for her
(Michael Jackson) And the Moonwalk for Best Pop Video goes to
Miss Spears for Womanizer!
(Britney Spears) Thank you students, thank you!
That's not the real Britney Spears! I am! I've been kidnapped by the Illuminati since 2007!
(Michael Jackson) we'll be right back after these messages
(Madonna) You know, if your daughter's was as pretty as mine, they would have a house like this
(Whitney Houston) Well at least my Rihanna has a mother who can sing.
(Cher) Oh, shut up Whitney you and your daughter need rehab.
My little Katy is prettier than yours anyway.
(Missy Elliott) None of you bag of bones have a daughter that could rap like her mother Missy!
(Dolly Parton) That's because we don't want our girls singing trash like Super Bass
Back to Superstar High's VMA's!
(Taylor Swift) The VMA's were magical!
There were so many talented singers in our school that I never met, like this girl named Pink...
Coach Carter's performance was ruined by a boy named Lil Mama
(Taylor Launter) The nominees for best female videos are
Beyonce - Single Ladies
Katy Perry - Hot and Cold
Lady Gaga - Pokerface
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
and the moonwalk for best female video goes to...
Taylor Swift my girlfriend, (Lady Gaga) what?
(Beyonce) Is that the skinny girl from my class?
(Perez Hilton) Yassss queen slay me!
(Taylor Launter) Babe I'm so proud of you!
(Taylor Swift) Taylor shut up that was one night!
Oh my god, thank you so much fellow students of Superstar High.
(Lady Gaga) That backstabber!
(Taylor Swift) I just want to say,
(Kanye West) Hey, oh Taylor, imma let you finish, imma let you finish,
No, i'm not, go sit your giraffe looking butt down,
Ms. Knowles have one of the best videos of all time,
of all time!