♪
>> Jesse: TIME NOW FOR ONE MORE
THING.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT IT, SO WE
ARE GOING TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE
WANTS.
PIERS MORGAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PIERS
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
♪
>> Judge Jeanine: FANTASTIC.
>> Piers: THANK YOU.
>> Jesse: AMERICAN --
>> Piers: I LOVE IT.
>> Jesse: YOU CAN’T GET THAT IN
GREAT BRITAIN.
>> Jesse: ALL THE GOOD STUFF.
REALLY BAD FOR YOU.
GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS, TOO.
>> Judge Jeanine: I WILL TAKE
SOME OF THIS.
>> Jesse: THIS IS FOR YOUR
FLIGHT HOME.
CAN’T LEAVE SOON ENOUGH.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Jesse: I’M JUST KIDDING.
WE LOVE YOU.
AND WE --
>> Dana: IT’S FOR YOUR TEA.
A LOT OF TEA IN THERE.
>> Piers: IT’S BEEN A GREAT
THREE DAYS. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE BEEN VERIES WHO VERY HO
>> Judge Jeanine: WHAT’S IN THE
BOX?
>> Jesse: WE ARE GOING TO GET
INTO THIS FIRST WE WILL GO TO
DANA.
>> Dana: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRETTY
FUNNY WHEN YOU SAID WE FORGOT
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
WE DID NOT FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY.
SEASON 2 OF EVERYTHING WILL BE
OKAY PODCAST DROPS APRIL 4TH.
FOX NEWS PODCAST.COM.
I HAVE A LOT OF GREAT GUESTS.
COUNTRY MUSIC STAR WALKER HAYES
WHO THE JUDGE PLAYED.
I INTERVIEWED HIM AND THE
CO-FOUNDERS AND MIKE ROWE WILL
TALK ABOUT DIRTY JOBS FOR GIRLS
WHICH WILL BE GREAT.
PAPERBACK VERSION OF THE BOOK IS
NOW OFFICIALLY ON SALE.
I’M GOING TO SIGN BOOKS THIS
SATURDAY AT THE LITTLE POINT
BOOK SHOP IN POINT PLEASANT, NEW
JERSEY AT 2:00 P.M. EASTERN.
SWING BY.
I WILL BE THERE BUT PERCY WILL
BE THERE.
THAT’S YOUR DRAW.
>> Jesse: ALL RIGHT.
TONIGHT ON "JESSE WATTERS
PRIMETIME" WE HAVE A BUNCH OF
GOOD GUESTS BUT WE ALSO BOOKED
THE PAN SEXUAL THAT GREG
MENTIONED LIVE FROM THE MAGIC
KINGDOM TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS
REALLY GOING NONE DISNEY WORLD.
IT’S YOUR TURN.
>> Greg: JUDGE, YOU ARE ON
TONIGHT.
IT’S GOING TO BE FUN.
TALK ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF.
GREG’S SHORT FRIEND NEWS.
ALL RIGHT.
AS YOU KNOW BEING MEDIUM HEIGHT
I CAN’T FIT INTO A LOT OF TIGHT
PLACES.
THAT’S WHY I LET DANA HANG
AROUND WITH ME SHE IS TINY AND I
CAN PUT HER IN PLACES I CAN’T
GET.
TO SAY LIKE THIS PAIR.
THIS GUY IS HAVING A HARD TIME
GETTING THE BALL.
BUT HIS BUDDY GETS THE BALL.
>> Dana: I WILL GET IT FOR YOU.
>> Greg: THERE YOU GO.
NEXT TIME SHOW THE DOG
STRUGGLING AT THE BEGINNING.
ALWAYS EDITING FOR TIME AND END
UP RUINING IT.
ALL RIGHT.
>> Jesse: HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE.
>> Greg: I CAN’T I’M ON A DIET.
>> Jesse: YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> Greg: THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?
>> Judge Jeanine: IF YOU KNOW
ME, YOU KNOW I LOVE A DOG WHO
HAS CONFIDENCE.
KNOWS HOW TO POSE FOR A SELFIE.
HAS PERFECT TIMING.
MY POODLES ARE NOT -- FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING THEY ALL
JUMP ON MY BED TO WAKE ME UP.
THIS IS WHAT I SEE.
THAT’S -- I HAVEN’T USED AN
ALARM CLOCK IN YEARS THANKS ARE
TO THEM.
HERE IS PICTURES OF THEM MORNING
PHOTOS ON TOP OF THE BED.
THEY DON’T CARE.
THEY JUST JUMP.
TIME TO GET UP.
THAT’S TED AND RED.
>> Jesse: HERE IS MORGAN.
>> Piers: I DON’T UNDERSTAND --
I’M SORRY FOR THE RIDICULOUS BUT
I RATHER LIKE IT.
WHY WOULD ANYONE BASE JUMP.
THROW THEMSELVES OFF CLIFFS WITH
LITTLE PARACHUTES.
>> THIS IS THE ANSWER AS TO WHY
YOU SHOULD NEVER DO IT.
THIS GUY JUMPS AND GETS TRAPPED
ON A ROCK FOR AN HOUR.
THANKFULLY THE PARACHUTE
SHREDDED AND ALL THE OTHERS HAD
GONE AND THEN HE JUST THOUGHT
THEY HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM AND
THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE
SUSPENDED FROM HIS ROCK.
SO, IT JUST CONFIRMED -- I HAVE
ONE PHONE YOU I CAN’T IN LIFE.
>> Dana: HOW DOES IT END?
>> Greg: HE DIED.
>> Piers: HE ACTUALLY REMEMBERED
THAT ONE OF THEM HADN’T COME
DOWN AND THEY GOT HIM DOWN.
SOMEBODY WHO HATES HEIGHTS
THAT’S MY IDEA OF UTTER HELL.
>> Jesse: FEELING I HAD WHEN I
HOSTED THE GREG GUTFELD SHOW.
PURE TERROR.
"SPECIAL REPORT" IS UP NEXT WITH
BRET BAIER.
>> Bret: THANKS, JESSE.
PIERS, IT’S BEEN GREAT SEEING
YOU ON AIR ALL THIS WEEK. THAT
WAS A LITTLE PREMATURE BIRTHDAY