It's the most wonderful time of the year.
[humming]
Ho-ho-ho!
And we're going to give you the best gift of all.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Oh, awesome!
Nick trivia all dressed up for the holidays.
♪ Things are as good as they seem to be ♪
So get ready to find out if you're naughty or nice,
with Know Your Nick: Holiday Edition.
Question one.
[fire alarm ringing]
What's going-- Oh my gosh!
In iChristmas, what was Carly's wish?
A real Christmas tree, a new computer,
that Spencer was born normal, spaghetti tacos.
[moaning]
Aw, man.
Guess the electromagnet--
Why couldn't you have just gotten a regular tree?
One that didn't set all the presents on fire.
I wish you'd been born normal!
Question two.
What's going on?
We're sorry, Captain Man, but you're under arrest.
Under arrest?
Why am I being arrested?
Why does Captain Man get arrested on Christmas Eve?
For not knowing the words to Jingle Bells,
for not wearing a hairnet,
for eating Santa's cookies,
for stealing presents.
Because it's illegal for you to serve food to the public
without wearing a hairnet.
I told you to put on a hairnet.
Seriously?
Question three.
Calling Cat Valentine!
I'm Cat Valentine. Who's calling?
[laughing]
Your Secret Santa.
Oh my God--
What does Robbie give Cat for her Secret Santa gift?
A cotton candy cart, a karaoke machine,
a lifetime supply of bubblegum, a ventriloquist dummy.
Yay!
[laughing]
And your Christmas present is...
Your very own cotton candy machine!
[screaming]
Question four.
I've decided to release a Big Time Rush Christmas EP.
So, you're putting some extended mixes in some Christmas packaging?
No, I'm putting Christmas songs in Christmas packaging.
Uh, we haven't recorded any Christmas songs.
Well, then you better get started.
Before getting back to Minnesota for the holidays,
how many songs do Big Time Rush have to record?
Three, five, ten, one.
We should do this.
I think it's be nice to give our fans a Christmas gift.
I can't write three songs in three hours!
- You can do it, Gustavo. - You're a genius.
You have the power to get us home for Christmas.
Get me blank music sheets, 13 Candy Canes,
and a cup of cocoa with marshmallows piled high,
because we're about to pull off a big time Christmas miracle!
Question five.
Hey.
This was our last Christmas in Metroburg, all because of me.
How does Max scheme to ruin the Thunderman Christmas?
Barfs on everyone, steals all the presents,
gives everyone coal, stops it from snowing.
Don't just stand there, open your presents!
[laughing]
Cool, prehistoric poop!
Billy, it's a lump of coal.
Uh, gross!
Question six.
Santa will realize that Sheldon J. Plankton
isn't so bad after all.
And then I'll finally get what I really want for Christmas,
the Krabby Patty secret formula.
What does Plankton cook into the fruitcakes?
Raisins, Krabby Patties,
jerktonium, or kelp?
And now for the main ingredient, jerktonium.
OK jerktonium, do your stuff.
Question seven.
Well, that's all the Christmas presents.
Time to start decorating for Valentine's Day!
Wait, I still have one more.
I saved the best for last.
What does Lori get for Christmas?
A new phone, Bobby,
ice skates, a car.
[moaning]
Merry Christmas, babe.
Boo Boo Bear?
I couldn't find anything good enough to buy you
for our first Christmas together.
So, I decided to give you myself.
That's literally the perfect gift.
Question eight.
I miss my mom, this'll be our first Christmas apart.
Sorry, buddy. I know it's hard, but
I bet Lawrence's mom will take good care of you.
She's awesome, but it just won't feel like Christmas without
my mom and all our holiday traditions.
What does Freddy do with his mom before decorating the Christmas tree?
Take pictures with Santa, Drink eggnog and eat cookies,
sing Christmas carols, go to Snow-N-Go Sledding.
What kind of traditions?
Every year we go to the Snow-N-Go Sledding,
and then we decorate our Christmas tree,
and then my mom dresses up like Santa and wakes me up first thing in the morning
to open up presents.
She does all that?
I'm lucky if my parents get me some drugstore body spray.
Question nine.
Merry Christmas!
I got it, I got the close-up!
In Santa Hunters, what happens when Santa is videotaped?
Presents appear for the hunters, he says "ho-ho-ho",
Christmas magic lessens, Santa does a Christmas dance.
Children aren't actually supposed to see Santa.
It's part of the Christmas rules.
Even if a few kids get a glimpse of me, well, Christmas' magic lessens.
Then that happens.
Let's see how you did.
If you got nine right, you're Santa's favorite helper.
Santa, check it, sky hook.
If you got six to eight right, you get all the Christmas cookies.
If you got three to five right, you're a Christmas elf in training.
- What? - No way!
This is the best Christmas ever!
And if you got three or less right, expect coal in your stocking this year.
Ha! Merry Christmas, suckers!
[laughing]
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