This must be that supercomputer!
Good!
It's still operational. . .
If we run a search on temporal distortions,
we might just find our gate!
*Marle Giggles*
Leave it to Lucca!
Who'd've thought this machine
could tell us something like that?
Got it!
East of here. . .
THERE!
Proto dome?
Say. . .
What does this button do???
1999 A.D. ?
Visual record of the day of LA-VOS
[AUDIO-VISUAL TRANSCRIPT COMMENCE]
[ERROR IN PLAYBACK]
[DATA BEGINS AT 10:00 A.M.]
You know:
When that Bell they have at the fair rings?
[It is] supposed to be a sign of destiny.
Whose destiny?
Whoever [is] out there, I suppose!
Man, [it] sure would be nice to be out there.
Hey, [we will] clock out soon enough.
[ANOMALOUS READINGS INTERCEPTED]
What the hell?
Holy [EXPLETIVE STRICKEN]. Did you feel that?
All the lines are going wild out there!
[What is] going on!?
[It looks] like an earthquake sir.
A big one!
[There is] fire coming down!
[Everything is] burning.
What kind of-
Oh.
Oh my god-
What?
[What is] happening?
[That is] no earthquake! [COMMENCING USE OF UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR]
[Large Fire]
[For a large amount of time]
[we have been napping.]
[Finally]
[[it is] time to]
[divide by ten]
[Lavos Sapiens]
Truce!
Direct impact on Truce!
Calm yourself!
Give me a full status update!
The domes: [they are] going down!
Which domes?
ALL OF THEM!!
Porre, Choras, M@d!na
[They have] all been destroyed.
[Quills Precipitate,]
[You will be consumed]
[consumed until]
[you are hopeless.]
[My children and I will devour this world.]
[Heaven's cry,] GRAMMATICAL ALTERATION FAILURE
[Death-
elevation 4100 and dropping] TRANSLATION FAILURE
GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM FAILURE POPULATION ESTIMATE: 10,000,000,000.000
MULTIPLE REACTORS CRITICAL, RAPID LIFE-READING DROP-OFF.
EXTENSIVE OVERCAST DETECTED, SEALING SEED STORAGE UNITS.
EXCESSIVE INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSE POPULATION ESTIMATE: 5,000,000,000.980
MASSIVE WILDFIRES DETECTED ADJUSTED POPULATION ESTIMATE: 4,000,000,000.100
ACTIVATING MOTHER BRAIN FAIL SAFE, ENGAGING EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN OF UNNECESSARY SYSTEMS.
ADJUSTED POPULATION ESTIMATE: 1,000,000,000.000
THREAT SOURCE DETECTED, PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.
LAUNCHING INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES
IMPACT, ALL TARGETS HIT
ADJUSTED POPULATION ESTIMATE: 500,000.000
THREAT 99.5% NEUTRALIZED
RESULTS ACCEPTABLE FOR NOW
Director, we've got incoming!
Evacuate to the shelter dome!
Director! You've got to come with us!
There's no time!
Get MOVING!
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[AUDIO-VISUAL DATA CORRUPTION]
[RECORDING ENDS]
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