Hello, it is Wednesdays with Chaseypoo and today I'm going to be making a video about
Halloween and the spoopyness.
Now, I did talk about Halloween and how it's my favorite holiday two weeks ago, and it's
funny that today is also like Halloween themed, even though Halloween- I think it's on Saturday.
I don't have a Halloween costume this year.
So this is what we're gonna talk about.
So because I'm lucky enough that my video is actually- There's some cars in the back
like, stop talking.
Talking?
Now there's a plane.
Jesus.
I don't have a costume, okay?
And for the last three years I've been the same thing and it was a costume that I like
whipped out.
I stole a hospital gown from the hospital when I was in there for my bladder infection,
like multiple times.
And I cut it up, put blood on it, wearing like a nurse type thing so I was like a doctor-nurse-killer
with blood everywhere.
Um, and that was my Halloween costume for like three years, right?
So now this year I'm like "I'm gonna do something different!"
but then I realize "oh my god, Halloween is in four days and I don't have a costume so
maybe I'm just gonna have to deal with what I had before".
I don't know what to do, so I'm asking you guys!
Easy costumes that I can do in like three days, let's go, okay.
I wish that I could be, like, an emoji.
You know, like just- 'Cause that's like so corny, but also you know, knife emoji, you
know?
But like not knife emoji 'cause that's like... trigger warning... and like Halloween is spoopy
but I don't wanna be a knife, you know.
The theme of the party that I'm going to is 1950's, but like, I don't wanna spend a lot
of money, or put a lot of effort in.
[Laughs] I'm kidding.
I just don't know what to do.
You know what?
How about this: look, I have Friday...
I have Thursday- Thursday night and Friday off, and that's when I'll go like, search
and feening for my costume.
So let's give out ideas to Chaseypoo.
I don't mind buying something that's pre-made and then modifying it.
But I just don't know what to do.
It doesn't also have to be like 1950's themed.
Okay, so now that I'm getting you all to do the work for me about picking a Halloween
costume for me, um, I can tell you about something that I saw on my TimeHop today which was like...
oh my god.
Also look at my shirt.
It's amazing.
Somebody made it.
"Somebody."
"Somebody".
A friend, from Utah, but they're from Colorado and they drove 7,5 hours to go to Utah to
see my talk, made me this shirt.
And it's amazing, 'cause it's like bless.
Bless.
I never wanna take it off.
Also it's really soft 'cause it's H&M.
Alright so on my TimeHop today.
I will actually show you because I never take out my phone so I might as well.
Um, I open it up and I see some pictures from like a Halloween party that I went to, um,
three years ago.
And then I see- So this was my costume, hold on.
I'll just make sure so that it's just me so that no one else is in there but- Or like,
I'm just...
Jesus, where am I?
Okay, there you go.
This was my- I'm just like talking to myself, you're not even beside me.
So this is the Halloween costume here.
Yeah, so I've been that for like three years now.
And then I go down and I see all my friends' costumes and like great, cute, we all gay
lookin'.
It was fantastic.
And then, at 11:22 PM - I think we were in line to go to Unity, the club.
It's- I- it's- I said "just realized this is my last Halloween with boobs.
Oh my god, I'm crying, I'm so happy".
I remember, I remember realizing it, like, I put on my costume, we're having fun and
then I'm like "...oh my god.
This is the last Halloween.
This is the last, like, I'm having surgery in eight months.
This is the last Halloween with titties!"
It was such an amazing discovery for me.
And I feel like things changed after that, like...
Before you have surgery you're just like "okay, whatever".
You know you're gonna wear a binder, you have to base what you wear based on your binder.
You can't wear a black binder if you wanna wear a white shirt and stuff like that.
Um, but then when surgery comes close and you're like "holy shit, this is the last time,
this is the last summer without a binder"- no "with a binder", whoops.
"This is the last summer with a binder.
This is the last summer with...
This is the last..." fuck, Jesus, "this is the last Halloween, this is the last Christmas"
like, it starts to help you even more with the countdown and it's like "holy shit, next
Christmas I won't have titties.
I can sit down at the Christmas tree with my family with no shirt on.
It's just such an amazing thing and I know that this is about Halloween but it's like
Halloween's-no-boob-type of video for me right now.
Anyway that's all I wanted to say.
Please help me with my Halloween costume.
If you have any experience of like "oh my god, this is my last [BLANK] with a binder"-
I'm all over the place, my camera has like one fucking minute of battery left and I'm
like all over the place, but yes, if you have any questions, let's talk about it.
Please give me- Please help me with my Halloween costume!
Please!
Alright, have a great week.
Bye!