okay what is this is this another Scary
Map all right story you and your friends
are on a trip in your car engine hold
hold up pause pause pause are all these
bodies okay never mind I guess they
weren't supposed to be there you and
your friends are okay pause pause pause
pause were these green lights supposed
to be here or no those are mine but I'm
leaving them cuz they look cool
okay you and your friends are on pause
pause pause pause pause pause pause I
don't I don't I don't have anything this
time okay you and your friends are on a
trip the car engine stops you go to a
resort for shelter the door locks behind
you and now you must escape Mission your
mission is to escape the resort
the the first objective is to break five
crosses and then to escape
from well now you can't read it at
all do
not do not no clip unless you're stuck
you crowbar and flashlights only that's
a chainsaw you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the
rules [ __ ] the rules all right guys well
let's have a let's have a safe game all
right lots of energy lots of focus out
there how do we start all right Press
Start I got it how do I press Start what
the what I pressed e and we all died are
you serious oh my God we started started
we started that was supposed to happen
all right crowbars only crowbar crar
really is it crowbars only yeah hey
storage room I found a storage room we
have to destroy the crosses I think
that's a map the devil's crosses break
the devil's what wo wo W wo open these
doors open these doors W wo wo wo wo
wo
what what the [ __ ] was that how did we
die I didn't see anything you guys you
guys got killed by
boxes
sh seriously
Sha so yall didn't hear that hey hey
over here guys what about this room this
room I'm right behind you I'm right no
no all right all right let's all let's
all stay together this way sh look look
look see this here see this garbage can
you see this garbage can see this
recycling bin yeah yeah yeah I see it
sha hold on come back here come back
wait hold on you see this you see this
bench sh shut
the okay look look look look pictures of
ugly people Sha look where are we going
sir this is where Delirious watches his
Amazon Instant Videos and
H I'm right I'm opening this
door are you really
sh oh [ __ ] where'd he go where'd he go
where'd you go where' you go where you
go you little [ __ ] scared theu me it
scared the [ __ ] oh
Jesus listen listen sh all right we have
three doors right here all right I'll go
through number two there's a whole bunch
of doors over here hello I'm here to
deliver that Pizza
W what's going on W listen holy [ __ ]
this way this way this way this way this
way you hear that you hear that guy
yodeling what about the what about this
room there there's a room right here
what the [ __ ] um oh what happened to
Larry oh where'd he go oh that was
creepy as hell nope no not going in
there no [ __ ] that
what what happened
happened
wait wait wait wait wait look look look
look what does it say on the wall all
right there's nothing here there's
nothing here need the briefcase it say
it says one briefcase okay clearly this
means it says you need the briefcase EV
it's no look that's a lunch box a l it's
a lunch boox briefcases are a little
larger than those and then this is
clearly this is a guy who was about to
draw a golf flag but he ran out of time
it looks like a like a shopping bag shut
up it's a golf flag your analysis is
impeccable so we need to find a lunch
box and a golf
flag break the
boxes oh look at this it's a clue look
it's a cup and the number six wait a
minute where do you see a cup and a six
down there clearly clearly you're
supposed to type in coffee mug six no we
had the one was briefcase one and then
we had cup six but I feel like we were
missing one wait here's another one too
what is it here what is it use use
condom one use condom one okay so is it
a boot Delirious what the [ __ ] oh God
Dam okay so we have four one I got it I
understand I understand I understand
okay what what was the paper a newspaper
well I know but what was the [ __ ]
number four the newspaper was four okay
what was the cup six and then the and
then one the first one was the briefcase
for one and then it was four and then it
was what kind of math are you doing Evan
I got this okay just relax okay just
relax where are you just just don't
worry about it just what was the Ed
condom all right here use condom one
sock one use condom one where the [ __ ]
is Evan I got this i got this where the
[ __ ] are you hold up hold up hold up
hold up don't tell me to hold up if
you're not here I got it I got it I got
it I got it you want me to explain to
you how I got it yeah remember we saw a
cup a picture of a cup down there and a
sticks beside it and then wait where's
the uh where's the Ed condom it's over
here Ed condom is to the left right here
use use condom where where where where
where
usedom that's not a used condom that
is it's a used condom for a curvy dick
no yes how do you that's a used condom
look at
it is somebody like on top like blowing
air into it or something like no it's co
at the bottom why is it bending to the
left maybe they were shaking ground yeah
they threw it it's stuck because that's
that is supposed to be a boot okay is
use condom one it's supposed to be a
boot okay use condom one okay whatever
all right all right okay okay we have to
go back I know where's the other one
over here okay everyone look at this
everyone look at this newspaper 4 look
look newspaper 4 bam and then we got we
got lunch bag one now look look at the
order of these items on this table
newspaper cup lunchbox use condom okay
oh okay okay so now we put them in order
exactly so it's 4611 bam let's do it I'm
typing those buttons in
461 did you spawn those items yourself 4
61 1 4
6 1 1
T I told you jeez oh man hey guys we're
in the sewer Hey look
water hello we're here to deliver that
goddamn pizza again oh I'm hungry crusty
crab Pizza is the E what the hell is
this all right we are entering the
vagina [ __ ] is this vagina this is
weird I'm inside of the human vagina
shut the door I want to be what's this
person doing why is he moving I've never
been inside of a vagina
before first time Soldier I'm so
confused here's a button yeah what does
the button do wait are we supposed to go
down here it opened that door it open
holy
[ __ ] oh my
God oh my God wait here's writing W
there's some writing there's some
writing on the wall I got this i got
this righteous man whose heart rots in
South all right come here come here all
right so this is Alpha right right so we
have he
head
can't see
[ __ ] had to be done had to be done all
right back to where we're saiding the
man heads West so this is Alpha the
first one on the thing is West right
here West I can't read what's on the
wall well it doesn't matter it said West
before you [ __ ] shot me you [ __ ]
dick I don't know I don't know and then
beta this is beta right here [ __ ]
you then you got Delta which is this one
right here oh so it's West South Middle
North East no it's West South Northeast
Northwest Middle what
the let me press it let me press it let
me press it let me press wait
wait can you explain that again I wasn't
really
listening West South Northeast Northwest
Middle
yeah did it hey you what you going to do
said hey you what you going to do said
hey guys be very careful when in doubt
when you're scared just sing to yourself
hey you what you going to do s shut the
[ __ ] uh oh do we need another who the
[ __ ] is peeing delious I think Delirious
is
scared wait wait wait I found a cross I
found a cross I found a cross I found a
cross I found a cross right here oh
break yes
Destroyer we got to go in here somebody
going I'm not going hello I think a
demon is I found a
cross one that's the last one is this
like is this going to offend people it's
the devil's crosses oh okay okay good or
we or we could just say it's a plus sign
a plus
sign destroy that was the last one that
was the last one this room was closed it
open now after we got all the crosses oh
there's a hole there's a whole hole
right
[Applause]
here oh [ __ ] I hear something I hear
something I hear something oh my God
what is that
oh my god did you see that just keeps
going he probably just runs around in
circles all right so I feel like we need
to get in to the right cuz we want to we
want to go with him we're going we just
went to the left go to the right go to
the right cuz he that's the way he goes
what guys I found something right here
right here right here right here oh no
run run run run run run run run run run
get out of the way get out of the way
damn it I was like I found something I
turned Rec corner it was H found a big
black Lobster found something okay okay
which way are we going to
go chose the wrong time to jump down oh
[ __ ] I'm right behind him I'm right
behind him I'm just going to chase this
thing okay where the [ __ ] you going you
big nasty [ __ ] run run run run run run
run run run all right I
found wait wait wait wait there there
was numbers on the wall there was what
did you find Delirious there's buttons
there's a door with buttons hey hey this
it's a zero a Zer Delirious was like hey
look I found he just get launched across
the hallway 05 what the [ __ ] are you
talking about are you we got to go 085
come right here safe spot safe spot I
bet I bet this is a safe spot Doritos
come safe here it's safe here oh okay
yes go go where we going 0853 here we go
we go push butt holy [ __ ] you're not
going to figure this out there's no way
there's too many buttons there's too
many buttons we're going to die we're
going to die we're going to die we're
going die God damn run coming up coming
up coming up we're okay we're okay we're
okay we're okay so what am I supposed to
press Tell Me 0 853 0 8 5 3 and then
press the
square go go go go go get Fu in there oh
my God all right goodbye black Lobster
crazy all right we're in here okay let's
go left all right feels right all right
all this might be the end
guys what is that what is this oh that's
the
end what the [ __ ] really
really all right what does it say might
happen something might happen thanks for
playing Happy Halloween it's not
Halloween happy Halloween in the middle
of July everybody happy
[Music]
Halloween congratulations guys oh
congratulations completed it we
completed it all right so our prize for
today is
um every [ __ ]
time Evan just oh
well the most abrupt ending server
shutting down
connects it's it's y'all y'all running
past the monsters making them spawn this
[ __ ] music is awesome I feel like I'm
running in the jungle fast animals Slow
Children a I have yet to see a cross I
have not seen one cross one time you
always destroy him before I [ __ ] get
there what what the [ __ ] you're being
you're being decommissioned for
panicking like a
[ __ ]