♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
- All right, your topic is charity.
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ ♪ What's up ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I ain't in the charity, I don't do that ♪
♪ I just like to keep my money in the sack in my pocket ♪
♪ 'Cause I rock it ♪
♪ And I take your girl ******* and unlock it ♪
♪ I'm a bad mama jama, you can't see me ♪
♪ I don't give a **** about charity ♪
♪ Charity, ain't that your lady ♪
♪ Every time I see her, she want to have my baby ♪
♪ I took her to the mall ♪
♪ I took the trick shopping ♪
♪ And every time I hit from the back, no stopping ♪
♪ Hey, Chico Bean, I'm so dapper ♪
♪ Charity, who I look like ♪
♪ Chase the Rapper ♪
♪ I ain't get no bank money to nobody ♪
♪ Every girl that I sleep with is a hottie ♪
♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Speaking of hotties ♪
♪ Your girl look like Yachty ♪
♪ And don't nobody try to holler at at a party ♪
♪ When I seen her, I looked at her face ♪
♪ And said, "Chico, you need to be locked up" ♪
♪ "And catch a case" ♪
♪ You said my girl look like Yachty ♪
♪ You crazy ♪
♪ Let me talk a little bit about your lady ♪
♪ I had her from the back ♪
♪ Even though she looked just like Kodak Black ♪
- Oh. (beep) (audience cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Christmas.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Yo Carlos, listen to this ♪
♪ I ain't buying your girl no Christmas gifts ♪
♪ I said Chico Bean, you must be a fool ♪
♪ Your girl put me on a Christmas list, dude ♪
♪ Christmas list, I know you lying ♪
♪ 'Cause your girl ugly and mine is fine ♪
♪ I went to your house, took some gifts out ♪
♪ Your son came downstairs and said, "Daddy, I'm out" ♪
♪ 'Ey, something I hate to tell you, fool ♪
♪ Yo girl cheating on you with like two or three dudes ♪
♪ She hit my phone and said, "Lous, where you at" ♪
♪ I should guess she gift wrap me a kitty cat ♪
♪ Cheating on me, boy, that's the baddy ♪
♪ Your girl had sex three times with Nick Cannon ♪
- [Audience] Oh!
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is jungle fever.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
- Hey, you know what?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hey, man, we got Kranium in here, man.
(beep) got one of the...
Man, listen, give me a Jamaican beat.
(audience cheering)
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Bring it up, oh ♪
♪ Pick up, pick up, yeah ♪
♪ Hey, Chico, you make my heart sing ♪
♪ I like the black man with the big ding-a-ling ♪
♪ Big ding-a-ling ♪
♪ You know you wanna shout ♪
♪ I don't even care about the movie "Get Out" ♪
♪ The movie "Get Out", what do you think ♪
♪ I need (beep) the box when I tell you to sing ♪
♪ Tell me to sing, you know I'm with that ♪
♪ I take the white girls and I tap from the back ♪
♪ Tap from the back ♪
♪ How do you figure ♪
♪ I hope you make my little booty get a little bigger ♪
♪ Get a little bigger ♪
♪ Yeah, don't know bigger ♪
♪ You can do everything except call me (beep) ♪
♪ Oh, that's fine, I will take the line ♪
♪ But can you teach me how to dirty wine ♪
♪ Yeah, dirty wine ♪
♪ You know I got the answer ♪
♪ We black and white ♪
♪ Just like the panda ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - Hold up.
- Put this up. Put this up. - Hold up, we got Kranium up.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is scary movies.
♪ And kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ A'ight, a'ight ♪
♪ Chico, you know what be ******* me off ♪
♪ White girls when they trip over nothing and fall ♪
♪ Nothing and fall ♪
♪ What's more important ♪
♪ When they hear that (imitates gun clacking) ♪
♪ Ha, they walk towards it ♪
♪ Then when there be a little group of some guys ♪
♪ They say, "That house haunted, let's go inside" ♪
♪ Let's go inside ♪
♪ I don't know why ♪
♪ All of the Negroes the first ones to die ♪
♪ Then when they get Freddy on the ground ♪
♪ They think that he dead and just turn around ♪
♪ Just turn around ♪
♪ I know I said I dreamed about Freddy ♪
♪ And ****** in the bed ♪
(audience laughing)
- That's cool.
(chime dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - Your word is soul food.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Your grandma was cooking me soul food ♪
♪ That time she got her check ♪
♪ And I had her feeling so freaky ♪
♪ She gave me some turkey neck ♪
♪ You say turkey neck ♪
♪ I'm Chico Bean ♪
♪ Your girl love to cook me collard greens ♪
♪ And when I hit, you know my steez ♪
♪ It sound like I'm stirring up mac and cheese ♪
♪ Mac and cheese, that's too easy ♪
♪ I had your girl in the kitchen getting greasy ♪
♪ Hey, and I'm feeling on her booty ♪
♪ She made cornbread, gave it to me ♪
♪ And your girl got a problem, I'ma fix it ♪
♪ Her booty fat like fresh baked biscuits ♪
♪ Every time I go over, I hit it ♪
♪ Yeah, and I'm never gonna quit it ♪
♪ Okay, Chico, you be caking ♪
♪ Your girl made me collard greens with a little bacon ♪
♪ With a little bacon, you trippin' ♪
♪ Your girl all (beep) slippin' ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your word is natural disaster.
♪ Huh, Chico Bean, why you so sloppy ♪
♪ I made your girl wet, I call that tsunami ♪
♪ Call that tsunami ♪
♪ Boy, I'ma lure ya ♪
♪ Your girl is wetter than Hurricane Irma ♪
♪ Me and your mom, we make the bed shake ♪
♪ I do it and I call it, we call it a earthquake ♪
♪ Call that a earthquake ♪
♪ Boy, I don't know ♪
♪ So your girl winded on me just like a tornado ♪
♪ I bring the heat, she tell me don't let go ♪
♪ You call that fire, I call it fuego ♪
♪ You call that fuego ♪
♪ Yeah, that is turning ♪
♪ I heard you fire 'cause you are burning ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is construction.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it ♪ ♪ Check me out ♪
♪ I met your girl and she had so much glamour ♪
♪ That's why I made her jack (beep) my hammer ♪
♪ Jack out your hammer but she stayed at night ♪
♪ She love her some hitman 'cause I laid a pipe ♪
♪ You laid a pipe ♪
♪ Well, let me explain ♪
♪ She came to my house and she climbed on my crane ♪
♪ I make your girl jump ♪
♪ I make it your crawl ♪
♪ Construction worker, I knocked down a wall ♪
♪ Knock down the walls ♪
♪ Boy, you a liar ♪
♪ Your girl came over and licked my screwdriver ♪
- Ah. (audience cheering)
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and ♪
- Your topic is '90s movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it ♪ ♪ Check me out, uh ♪
♪ Those '90s movies, they were so grimy ♪
♪ That is why I'm a "Menace II Society" ♪
♪ Boy, you a menace ♪
♪ Well, let's see ♪
♪ I made your girl come over, "Lean On Me" ♪
♪ Lean on you ♪
♪ Boy, you do the most ♪
♪ I took your girl and then I got "Ghost" ♪
♪ Man, you got "Ghost" ♪
♪ Bro, don't play ♪
♪ Me and my squad showed your girl "Training Day" ♪
♪ Her training day, but I never panicked ♪
♪ Your girl on my knees and she sucked my "Titanic" ♪
♪ Sucked your Titanic ♪
♪ Have some respect ♪
♪ Your girl is my "Malcolm X" ♪
♪ Your "Malcolm X" ♪
♪ Boy, hit the highway ♪
♪ I hit your girl every "Friday" ♪
♪ Pick up on Mondays and I work on ♪
- Man, I'll beat up your (beep) ***.
(audience laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is dance instructor.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I am the teacher and you are the student ♪
♪ I'm going to tell you the dances you're doing ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ First is the Dougie ♪
♪ Then the Macarena ♪
♪ Show everyone you're a top entertainer ♪
♪ Ready, are you ready ♪
♪ Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go ♪
♪ Hit your Dougie now ♪
♪ Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie ♪
♪ Macarena, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena ♪
♪ Now twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk ♪
♪ Squiggle, twerk-a-twerk ♪
♪ Squiggle, twerk, squiggle, twerk ♪
♪ Yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ That is good, yeah ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is candy.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ She go, you hater ♪
♪ You know that I'm greater ♪
♪ Your girl says she want me Now and Later ♪
♪ Now and Later ♪
♪ But your rhymes are little ♪
♪ You look like you ate six pounds of Skittles ♪
♪ Six pounds of Skittles ♪
♪ That's how we get it in ♪
♪ Don't his head look just like a brown M&M ♪
♪ Brown M&M, but my rhymes are bigger ♪
♪ You went to church and prayed for a Snickers ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - The topic is hip hop.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You already know I'm doing it for the hoodie ♪
♪ So I'm about to switch this style up ♪
♪ And rap like who's your goodie ♪
♪ Do it for the hood ♪
♪ The Goodie Mob is good ♪
♪ I wrap up the dog and I run my whole hood ♪
♪ Hey, Chico B., my rap is better ♪
♪ You cannot be a rebel with the ugly *** sweater ♪
♪ Ugly *** sweater ♪
♪ You mad at me ♪
♪ Got them clothes from the gas station ♪
♪ You ain't G ♪
♪ Okay, yeah ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep on rapping ♪
♪ You already know when to come to this I'm snapping ♪
♪ Karlous Miller ♪
♪ With the Wild 'N Out killers ♪
♪ What you got to say to the ground, my (beep) ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is situationships.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You said no *** but Chico, I'm sorry ♪
♪ I'm gon' ask again ♪
♪ Baby, what are we ♪
♪ Boo, we just chilling ♪
♪ And you can't lie, it's a wonderful feeling ♪
♪ Wonderful feeling ♪
♪ What, are you crazy ♪
♪ I wanna be your girl but you do not claim me ♪
♪ I do not claim you ♪
♪ Is that what you said ♪
♪ You tripping, li'l baby ♪
♪ It's all in your head ♪
♪ All in my head ♪
♪ Chico, that is the scam ♪
♪ If you really love me, post me on your 'Gram ♪
♪ Post you on the 'Gram ♪
♪ No, that is a sin ♪
♪ Sorry, B. Simone, I'm not your boyfriend ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is grocery shopping.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it ♪ ♪ Yo ♪
♪ Charlie Clips, my G, here go a healthy tip ♪
♪ On grocery trips, you should buy more than bags of chips ♪
♪ Back up, Chico ♪
♪ Tell me what the hell he mean ♪
♪ His name is Chico ♪
♪ His head look like a jelly bean ♪
♪ Jelly bean, you know that there is not a fact ♪
♪ But you so fat 'cause all you like to buy is snacks ♪
♪ That's a fact, I do like to buy a snack ♪
♪ But look at your team ♪
♪ They look like they purchased crack ♪
♪ Purchased crack ♪
♪ No, we don't deal with that no more ♪
♪ But you don't ever buy no veggies from the grocery store ♪
♪ I don't ever buy no veggies ♪
♪ Well, that point is not valid ♪
♪ 'Cause you can ask your girl how I always toss a salad ♪
♪ Toss a salad ♪
♪ That's what you be doing ♪
♪ No wonder why your breast smell like it's boo-booing ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is old school flow.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Sucker MC tried to steal my style ♪
♪ Just because we kicked it in a little old well ♪
♪ Every time I watch this ♪
♪ Wild 'N Out show ♪ ♪ Boy ♪
♪ Sucker MC trying to use my flow ♪
♪ See, I thought you was over but you just begun ♪
♪ Used to be your MTV but now it's VH1 ♪
♪ No matter the channel ♪
♪ Bro, we still on deck ♪
♪ And no matter the channel they better cut the check ♪
♪ They better cut the check because we havin' fun ♪
♪ We went from MTV to the VH1 ♪
♪ It was me and your mom and your auntie too ♪
♪ She was watching a video and it was ScHoolboy Q ♪
♪ We got ScHoolboy Q ♪
♪ He the LA muscle ♪
♪ Before we move forward, rest in peace, Nipsey Hussle ♪
♪ 'Cause you already know in a name in the game ♪
♪ We gonna keep on rapping old school ♪
♪ And bringing the flames ♪
♪ I say you Chico Bean and I'm Karlous Miller ♪
♪ Whoever go up to us, they gotta pick up and kill it ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, you already know ♪
♪ I'm gonna keep on rapping old school, bro ♪
♪ 'Cause I do it off the door one time ♪
♪ I'ma do it off the mindset, I'm bad in the game ♪
♪ I ain't ever been in lane ♪
♪ Keep on going off the brain ♪
♪ Nick Cannon, salute ♪
♪ It's season 14 ♪
♪ Man ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Yeah.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪ - Your topic is vacation.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Yo, that's our vacations ♪
♪ It's time to break away from the drama ♪
♪ That's why I took my baby mama down to The Bahamas ♪
♪ Bro, stop it, yous a faker ♪
♪ You really is a hater ♪
♪ I'm about to take your girl all the way to Jamaica ♪
♪ Jamaica, oh, you got the power ♪
♪ Took a while and out, girl, to the Eiffel tower ♪
♪ We got in the shower for about an hour ♪
♪ When we got out then that nooky got devoured ♪
♪ Oh, boy, stop ♪
♪ You not hot ♪
♪ Cruisin' to LA in my droptop ♪
♪ Smokin', you know that he high, no lie ♪
♪ And I got my top dropped bad like a FIAT ♪
♪ Hey, oh, that's swell ♪
♪ Got a pretty girl, called her on her cell ♪
♪ Booked the hotel in the ATL ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek, this was dope ♪
♪ Hit the bell ♪
♪ Hey, pick up ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
- Your topic is health insurance.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ You cannot pay ♪
♪ That's really tragic ♪
♪ Most of the black folks that I know don't have it ♪
♪ You really don't have it ♪
♪ That is too real ♪
♪ I break my leg ♪
♪ Nick, you paying the bill ♪
♪ Fact ♪
♪ Paying the bill, that is a fail ♪
♪ When black folks get sick we just drink ginger ale ♪
♪ Drink ginger ale ♪
♪ Boy, you should share ♪
♪ I just know right now Obama cares ♪
♪ Obamacare, that is the winner ♪
♪ Speaking of Obama, we miss you, my (beep) ♪
♪ Yeah, pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is cheating.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Hey, yo, Emmanuel ♪
♪ What's up ♪
♪ It's the "300" show ♪
♪ So you are my bro ♪
♪ With something that you need to know ♪
♪ Let me know ♪
♪ Don't keep me in the blind ♪
♪ Chico, you my big bro ♪
♪ So speak ♪
♪ What's on yo mind ♪ ♪ What's on my mind ♪
♪ Bro, I hate to do this ♪
♪ I gotta let you know that your girl is not the truest ♪
♪ You say she's not the truest ♪
♪ You saying she's a lie ♪
♪ Please don't tell me ♪
♪ What you about to say involves another guy ♪
♪ Another guy and another segment ♪
♪ I saw her at the club yesterday ♪
♪ And, bro, she pregnant ♪
♪ You said that she pregnant ♪
♪ Don't send me to depression ♪
♪ How can she be pregnant when we always use protection ♪
♪ You always use protection ♪
♪ But your girl is really slick ♪
♪ She hit you with a trick ♪
♪ Then she sat down on the brick ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ She made another pick and she about to hit a lick ♪
♪ 'Cause I gotta let you know ♪
♪ Your girl is pregnant by Nick ♪
♪ Solo, dope ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ - Your topic is Haiti.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ I'm in this bench, (beep) immigration ♪
♪ They letting e'rybody in but Haitians ♪
♪ In but Haitians, you know they don't play ♪
♪ To all of the Haitians, let's say sak pase ♪
♪ Sak pase to all my does ♪
♪ Maddy, look, I'm your body goals ♪
♪ Her body goals, you know that that's evident ♪
♪ Haiti, you need to make Wyclef the president ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
- The topic is farming.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Okay, dogs, pigs, turkeys, eggs ♪
♪ DC, you got chicken legs ♪
♪ Chicken leg ♪
♪ Hold up, Paul ♪
♪ Look at your eye ♪
♪ Boy, you built like a frog ♪
♪ Built like a frog ♪
♪ You think you slick ♪
♪ DC, you built like a veggie stick ♪
♪ Veggie stick, uh-uh, don't choke ♪
♪ Justina look like a (beep) goat, eh-eh ♪
♪ Look like a goat ♪
♪ That's a show ♪ ♪ Ma ♪
♪ E-I, E-I, E-I-O ♪
♪ Oh, I said, oh, that's for sure ♪
♪ E-I, E-I, E-I-O ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is being short.
♪ And kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Okay ♪
♪ Jay, though we may be small, we still know no ball ♪
♪ When I stand on my money wall, I like 10 feet tall ♪
♪ You like 10 feet tall ♪
♪ Okay, we don't play ♪
♪ I'm at least 10 feet If I stand on my resume ♪
♪ Stand on your resume ♪
♪ Yeah, I know that's fact ♪
♪ I can't reach the top rack ♪
♪ But I can reach it from the back ♪
♪ Who you reaching from the back ♪
♪ Well, I hope it don't stink ♪
♪ I can't reach the top sink ♪
♪ But I can reach the bank ♪
♪ Yeah, you can reach the bank ♪
♪ Yeah, that's why we crew ♪
♪ 'Cause my deposit's bigger than me ♪
♪ You and Big Mack too ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪