What is up DramaAlert nation
I'm your host Killer Keemstar
LETS GET ROOOIGHT into the news
There is so much shit going on people, so much news
YouTube is in an all-out war but first
Your boy Jacob Sartorius got swatted, he confirmed this on his Twitter. He tweeted this:
I just got woken up by being handcuffed by 15 police
With guns pointing at me pinned to the ground there were helicopters flying over our house
Minutes after this video our back door got kicked down and I was pinned to the ground
What kind of soulless bastards would do this to Jacob Satorious? He's such a good guy, anyhow
Here's the video: ROLL IT
I'm taking a video of this
There's helicopters outside
They are going into the backyard
Now listen. I've been texting Jacob all day trying to get a hold of him
I don't know if he changed his number because a couple weeks ago, he got hacked
But Jacob if you see this
Come on, let's do a mini interview, but Jacob did clear up that he's safe. He tweeted out this
Everybody's okay. They explained that there was a huge misunderstanding
And that neighbours thought there was a robber in her house
Wait a minute..So the neighbors swatted Jacob Sartorius?!?!? Jesus Christ
Also in the news, Jake Paul's girlfriend Erica and Tessa Brooks
Uploaded a music video yesterday titled
"Tessa Brooks - Powerful Emotions song featuring Erica (Official Music Video)
Apparently the song is about girls going through their menstrual cycle: ROLL IT
(trust me i dont wanna listen to this TOO CRINGE)
(beware headphone users)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Turn that off!!!!!!!!!! How dare you put that in my ear!!!!!!
Okay, I've calmed down I've calmed down. Okay, listen. The song is really bad
I mean, it's really cringe, but I'm not the only one that thinks this
Ricegum, FaZe Banks, Alissa Violet, Sommer Ray they went off on this music video
Ricegum was streaming on Instagram, and he said
Well, he said this :ROLL IT
A song and that shit is trash!!! And me and Sommer and the squad's ready
But we're gonna react to this as a squadron yeah, everyone
This shit trash!!! This shit whack!! hehehe
WHAT IS SHE WEARING BOY?
But wait, there's even more, after that stream on Ricegum's instagram, Alissa Violet tweeted out this
"I've never laughed so hard in my life. Oh my God I CAN''T BREATHE"
Then Sommer Ray responded to Alissa Violet by saying
"Same"
Ladies and gentlemen do you know what this means?
This means that we might be looking at a giant Catfight
That's right. I'm talking about Alissa Violet & Sommer Ray VS Erika & Tessa
OH MAH GAWD THE DISS TRACKS!!
I WANNA SEE IT! (we all do keem, we all do)
And related to all this we reported on the last couple DramaAlerts that
The Team 10 boys known as Chance and Anthony tried to go to Rice Gum's house to fight him right
And in their video the reason why they want to fight him is because
He called girls ugly, and that is wrong. Here's the clip:
"Gonna call a girl ugly? There's no point or reason to ever call a girl anything other than beautiful.
All you're doing is putting them down like for no reason bro
You're literally calling a girl UGLY!!! Idiot!!! like why!!
That just doesn't make sense dude"
Now here at DramaAlert we do the deep digging we went into Chance's Twitter
And we found a tweet that makes Chance look kind of fucking hippocratic
Back in February of 2012 chance tweeted out
"The cheerleaders that Laugh at us losing are usually the ugly ones, it's so funny!"
Damn Chance!! I thought you could only call girls beautiful!! WOhOOOOO GOTCHAH
Also in the news, this morning
We uploaded a brand new DramaAlert talking about this Sidemen beef, Ethan uploaded this giant diss track on KSI
And then KSI leaked on his Snapchat that he was gonna fire back with a diss track! : ROLL IT!
Now obviously it seems like KSI is focused on Ethan from Sidemen
But now he has two targets because today
Wroetoshaw uploaded his own diss track on KSI!!
Titled:Wroetoshaw(W2S)-KSI Sucks
And let me tell you guys went in, I mean he really went in
He went after KSI, his girlfriend, his brother. I mean watch this clip: ROLL IT
OH MAWHY GAWWWWWWWWWD! Ohohohoho
Wroetoshaw you went too hard, bro
You went too hard and speaking about KSI's retarded brother
Just kidding DejI, I love you, Deji uploaded his own video to that and in this video.
He says this Friday he is dropping a diss track on all of Sidemen: ROLL IT!
REST IN PEACE SIDEMEN,SIDEMEN ARE DYING!, SIMON YOUR A BITCH, this is just me being neutral but right now , now
This is, this is, nothing in this beef is fake! This is not fake beef. Like i said friday
RIP Sidemen, that's all I'm saying thats all im saying
I'm telling you people all of youtube is out war right now. This is fuckin Game of Thrones
This is a Civil war
THIS IS WORLD WAR 3 WHO IS GONNA MAKE IT TO THE TOP !!!!
And now for our final story we are not going to give up on this
The neighbors of Jake Paul found a pair of pants with SHIT in them with poop with
Diarrhea and inside the pants there was an ID that belonged to Chance from Team 10
We want to know did Chance poop his pants?! So Team 10, Chance, Nick Crompton?
We need answers here DID CHANCE POOP HIS PANTS?
How did the poopy pants end up in the neighbor's yard?
We demand answers here at DramaAlert
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Remember we have that interview with Jake Paul's neighbor later this week
So make sure you stay tuned to that
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#DidChancePoopHisPants
*He did*