- I don't know if this one's just stale or. (laughs)
Let me try one more just in case.
Being so serious,
like drinking water so seriously
is such a weird thing.
♪ A, B, C, D ♪ (Mark laughs)
What's up, everyone? This is Mark Tuan,
and I'm gonna be playing "Expensive Taste Test" with Cosmo.
The game is very simple.
I'll be given two items,
and I would need to make a guess
on which item I think is more expensive.
I'm a man with simple pleasures.
I don't go for anything that's too expensive.
I'm good with anything as long as it tastes good.
So before we get started,
you guys can go check out my new album, "The Other Side."
It is out everywhere.
And I'll see you guys on tour soon.
Peace. Let's go.
(upbeat music)
It's a dog leash.
Okay. This is one's heavier.
This one's definitely much heavier,
but I feel like you guys are probably throwing this
to like trick me.
The leather's really soft here though.
My dog's name is Milo.
He is turning four this year.
He doesn't wear a leash, so I don't really know.
I can't tell.
I would say this one's more expensive
just because it's like heavier,
but the leather on here is really nice.
It's like nice and soft.
I feel like the quality of the leather might be better.
This one's just the same all, all the way around.
Is this one more expensive?
Am I right? (bell rings)
(Mark laughs)
Okay.
(upbeat music)
Oh, no.
Not fragrances.
I actually use a lot of fragrance,
but I can't, I wouldn't be able to tell.
Ooh, this one's pretty good.
This smells like a men's cologne.
More summery, like a little bit more fruity.
I feel like people spray this on a vacation, kind of.
Ooh, this one's much, much more fruitier.
I feel like this is much stronger.
Maybe longer lasting.
I don't, I don't know if I can go with the, the smell.
Maybe I have to go with how it looks.
I would say this one looks much more expensive.
I don't know. It's just like sleek,
and it has a magnetic cap too.
Like.
This one it's like you just gotta.
Weight-wise are pretty, pretty similar.
Personally, I would spray this one.
I think this one's the more expensive one.
(bell chimes) There you go.
(upbeat music)
Okay. These, these are like bigger pieces.
These pieces are much smaller.
Like.
They're much thinner on this side,
and then this side they're much like more thick.
I'm gonna taste them first.
Regular hot Cheeto.
These are more, more crunchy than this one.
I don't know if this one's just stale or. (laughs)
Let me try one more just in case.
Yeah.
If these are going bad, then these are probably. (laughs)
I love hot Cheetos.
I usually eat the lime ones.
This is probably the more expensive one.
Just because I don't know if these are just stale or what,
but yeah, they're pretty, pretty bad.
(bell rings)
Okay.
The knockoffs are stale.
(upbeat music)
Okay. So I do play some golf.
I never really check the prices on the gloves,
I just buy them because at times I forget to bring them.
Okay.
Yeah. I, we, I started playing golf last year.
Ooh.
I think I know my answer.
This one's much thinner.
Like it's not as thick as this one.
This one's pretty thick.
Oh.
And I feel like for golfing,
you would want something comfortable.
I wanna say this one might be the more expensive one.
Like the leather is much softer than this one.
It's not as stiff too.
This one has a bunch of these like these stitching on it.
This one just looks much cleaner too.
This one is the more expensive one.
(bell chimes)
Let's go. Okay.
(upbeat music)
I got, we got some Chapsticks, like a cherry cherry flavor.
Oh, this one's not bad.
There's no scent.
Okay. This one is not rubbing off.
Like, oh, it's rubbing off.
Oh, this one's scented too.
Okay. Let's try this.
It feels like it's moisturizing my lips. (chuckles)
Oh.
This one feels like it's thicker.
Not thicker, but like,
it's not rubbing off as easy.
Like it's not.
This one you feel it like right away.
Okay. I get confused with cherry
and strawberry all the time.
It's one of those two.
So this one, you can smell much easier too.
This one took a while for me to smell it.
I use cherry. I like flavored lip balm.
It smells good after you put it on too,
so I prefer using like a cherry or strawberry flavor.
Yeah. I wanna say this one's the more expensive one.
The smell is there.
This one like is just, it just gets on there.
But this one you kind of have to try.
This one is the more expensive.
(buzzer sounds) No.
(upbeat music)
Huh.
First off,
you gotta test the materials.
Ooh.
This one feels much more sturdy overall,
I feel like, the materials.
This one feels a little bit more plasticy
when you tap on them.
- [Microphone] Power on.
- Uh.
Ooh. Hello, hello, hello.
Mic check. 1, 2, 3.
Okay. This one didn't. (microphone beeps)
Oh, there you go.
Whoa.
Hello.
Oh, this one's much louder though.
Hello, hello. 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
This one does sound a little bit more clear, I feel like.
This one feels like a little bit
like you're in like a empty room, you know?
Like the echo-y, like muffled.
Yeah, I like the sound of this one.
Woo-ooh.
♪ A, B, C, D ♪
(chuckles)
This one is the more expensive one.
(bell rings) Nice.
I don't really use these 'cause I do not like karaoking.
I enjoy being on stage and like performing for the fans,
but I don't know.
I feel like karaoke is like you're in a room
with your friends and everybody,
it's just embarrassing a little bit.
Like, (laughs)
like you see them watching you.
But when you're on stage, you know,
all you see is like lights.
Less pressure.
Creating my first album was, it was fun.
You know, I didn't think much coming back to America.
Like I didn't know that I was gonna continue to make music,
but I had so much fun that, you know,
at the end we just decided to put everything together
and make an album.
(upbeat music)
I mean, they just look like water.
(Mark laughs)
Being so serious, like drinking water so seriously
is such a weird thing.
Is everything, it just taste like a water to me.
Oh.
Let me try this one first.
Hmm.
I do not taste the difference. (laughs)
This one tastes a little bit more clean for some reason.
I don't know why this one tastes
a little bit like tap water.
I don't know.
Sometimes when like ice melts and you drink it,
it's like that type of taste.
This one has like a little after taste,
not even after taste.
It's like, why is it so hard to explain this? (chuckles)
Um.
Yeah. This one, it's a smoother like taste.
This one, it's kind of funky.
I prefer this one more, so I'll go with this one.
(bell chimes)
Wow. I was right. (laughs)
It's a tough one. Okay.
Water is water.
It's good for you.
(upbeat music)
I do not know.
Okay.
Maybe by, let's see wight.
Okay. This one feels pretty heavy for how it looks,
for how thin it is.
Hmm.
I do not know.
I feel like this one's like plated in gold.
Okay.
This one, probably a different material.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know if this is gold too.
It's probably something else plated in gold.
This one does feel a lot better than this one.
This one is not even opening up. (chuckles)
This one is not opening like the clasp is broken.
Yeah, this one. See?
My new chain.
I think we have our answer.
This one couldn't even open up,
so this has gotta be the more expensive one.
(bell rings) (Mark laughs)
(upbeat music)
I love gummy bears.
I feel like this is like the,
like the original, like you know, the classic ones.
These are much bigger though, like size wise.
See it's like much, much fatter.
The bears are much, much more chubbier.
Hmm.
Okay. I feel like I know.
Maybe, I might know where these are from.
Just tastes like gummy bears. (laughs)
If you smell them, they actually smell pretty bad.
Like, I don't know if you guys
have smelled a bag of gummy bears before, not pleasant.
This one smells a lot better.
They smell weird, but they taste good.
This one actually smells like gummies
like actual, like fruity.
They're pretty similar.
I feel like this one might be a little bit more hard,
like when you bite down into it.
Mm. These are much softer.
These are more expensive.
(bell chimes) I'm right.
Okay.
I think I did better than I expected I was going to do.
I guess I learned something new about myself today.
I just thought it was funny
like I took drinking water so seriously, you know?
It's such a like daily thing we do.
I don't know. It's just funny to me.
I'm just gonna have my gummy bears.
While I eat these, you guys can go stream my new album,
"The Other Side."
Much appreciated.
And if you guys have expensive taste,
you guys would like the album.
(Mark laughs) Goodbye.