- [Friend] Oh god yes.
- It looks like I'm peeing wine right now.
- [Friend] Sure it's the wine.
(upbeat music)
- Today we are trying wine brassieres.
- I freakin' love wine.
- Wine is everything.
Any kind really.
I'm there for it.
'Cause it's there for me.
- It would be interesting to see
how much more I drink it
if I had it like in my bra.
The wine rack.
- Get it?
'Cause rack.
- A big 'ol sports bra?
- So I can take this to the gym.
- Alright. Let's try this baby on.
- (groans) I feel like I'm being born.
- The wine packets are huge.
I just don't know
where my boobs would fit in this.
- Okay. I got an arm in.
Oh my god, it's so fucking cold.
- God, I already hate having big boobs.
- So where does this thing go?
- What if I just wore it like this?
Would I still have friends?
- It's on.
It looks a little deformed.
- Ta-da!
- I feel like I've grown a cup size bigger!
- It feels great.
I love that there's liquid sloshin' in there.
- There is a lump here
for my actual boobs.
And then there's another
for the wine boobs.
- I don't feel very much like myself.
Let me fix that.
(gleeful humming)
- The whole like
wearing this out in public
kind of scares me.
I feel like people will notice.
- I'm gonna really enjoy
taking this out tonight.
I'm gonna go to the club.
Okay, I'm probably not gonna go to the club.
I'm not that cool.
- It's like a crack
and I've never had that before.
Sixth grade's Kelsey's dream come true.
- Let the day begin.
- And we're sprung a leak.
Already.
- [Male] Wha, what are you doing Briana?
- I got a wine bra.
- [Male] A wine bra?
- Thank you.
- What am I supposed to do with this extra?
- [Selrom] I took my wine bra
out of my boobs Gotiel what do you think?
- You should have put rum in it.
- [Kelsey] Gina, do you notice anything different about me?
- Oh, wow.
- [Ashley] Your rain boots?
- Your giant phone?
- [Kelsey] No.
Nothing looks different about me?
Look at me!
- You're wearing a tank top.
- Ashley!
- It just like started leaking.
- [Male] Don't drink it!
- I just like kind of reek of wine.
God forbid you get pulled over
or something and you smell like wine
you're probably gonna go to jail.
- So I'm about to go out
and I have already spilled wine
all over my pants
so it's a great start to the evening.
- It's so full it hurts
pushing on my boob
so I'm gonna empty some of it out.
Don't mean to waste wine like this but
girl's gotta do what a girl's got to do.
- So I'm walking to the movie theaters
with some of my friends
and I've got the wine bra on!
Yeah, I'm gonna go sip some stuff illegally.
Shh!
- After some time with the wine bra
I realize the trick to the wine bra
is drinking more wine.
Almost done with this little baby
and callin' it a night.
(laughing)
- You know what's easier
than using a wine bra?
Just going home
and pouring a nice glass of wine
for yourself.
So that's what I'm gonna do.
- My wine bra just broke.
It won't stop leaking.
Oh my god.
- It appears that my breast temperature
is like 1,005 degrees.
I touched the bag
and the bag was like legit hot.
Warm wine is not fun to drink.
- [Shila] RIP wine bra.
Can't say I'll miss ya.
- Overall I think it was a great experience.
But I don't think I would try it again.
- Hell yeah I'm sad it didn't work
that would have been such a genius thing
had it been not painful and messy.
Like most things in my life.
- My wine bra
started to leak on me
put it in
and it just was like
pew pew pew pew!
And it jut went crazy.
- All of a sudden
it just exploded!
It looked like I was just peeing red blood.
It was so embarrassing.
- I really felt like a drug smuggler
at a certain point.
And it was just kind of
a weird secret to carry
around with me throughout the day.
- After a few hours
it just hurt.
It didn't feel good.
- This experience was all great and all
but I think I'm gonna have to pass
on the wine bra.
- I would wear it again
but just make sure you're not wearing a white shirt
so people don't think that you're dying.
- I think for now,
I'm just gonna continue
to drink wine alone
in my room
for the rest of my life.
- You have something weird on your phone.
- [Kelsey] No! I literally-
you see me everyday and nothing looks different?
- You're wearing rainboots.
- [Kelsey] Ashley!