- Rachel.
Rachel,
what are you doing standing over here by yourself
like a loner?
- I'm just not really feeling it tonight.
- What do you mean?
Music's great.
And there's some cute guys here, too.
- Yeah,
who are all way too young for me.
They all look 24, 25,
like they just got out of school.
I'm trying to be a wife,
not a babysitter.
- Hey, you're 30 and you're here.
There might be some older guys here for you too.
You just got to give 'em a shot.
Who knows?
- Well, it's hard to tell.
Especially in the dark.
- How about that guy right there?
- [Rachel] That guy?
He's probably here on his 21st birthday.
- [Barbara] What do you mean?
He's at least 35?
Eh, whatever.
Well, you and your grandma vibes can stay here.
I'm going to go have fun.
Bye!
- [Mockingly] Bye!
Bitch.
- [Barbara] I heard that.
- Are you getting crazy surge prices or just me?
- Yeah, same.
- You're not feeling this spot either?
- Yeah.
The music was just so
UNS UNS UNS.
[laughter]
I prefer old school R&B.
Better for dancing.
- Same.
Nothing beats old school R&B,
like Jodeci and Boyz 2 Men.
- I was thinking T-Pain and Ne-Yo.
- Mmmm...
- But I did grow up on that 90s stuff.
- Oh.
- Yeah,
my parents would play it all the time.
- Oh...
So your parents,
do you still live with them?
- Oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm on my own.
Well,
with my dog.
Yeah.
This is all of us on my background.
- Wow.
Your parents look like your siblings.
It's true.
Asians don't raisin.
- Ooh!
I love raisins!
I get a tiny box with my lunch every day.
And
I love putting them in my bran cereal.
- You know, I didn't catch your name.
- Oh, sorry.
Uh, it's Freddie.
And, yes.
I was named after him.
Freddie Prinze Jr.?
- No.
Fred Astaire.
Hey, can I tell you a secret?
- Is it your skincare routine?
- No, um
I'm not actually allowed to drink.
- 'Cause you're underage?
- No,
because of my hip surgery.
- Huh?
- Which I injured
while waterskiing on my 33rd birthday last week.
Super dangerous activity.
- 33, yes!
I mean, happy birthday.
That's a special year.
Three, three.
Where'd you celebrate?
- Lake Arrowhead, up in the mountains.
It was a big family affair.
- No way.
One of my cousins had a birthday there last week.
- That's interesting.
- Yeah.
I couldn't make it though
because of my granddaughter's baptism.
I was making pancit for the potluck after.
You know...
I can make it for you sometime.
[with Filipino accent] You need to eat,
you're skin and bones.
Uh, lemme get your contact.
- I actually have to go.
But it was very nice to meet you.
- What the fuck?
- Not again.
Nope.
- How old do you think I am?
Bye.
Bitch.
Too real.
Bye.
Bitch.
I don't like it.
[Cathy] It sounds to real, you guys.
[Carissa] I'm sorry.
[Carissa] You're not a bitch.
You're 30 and you're here.
There might be some older guys for you who blah blah
Later, brother, later.
All right.
Aww...
Dang, he's the life of the party.
Oh, man.
He just left.
Yeah, this party sucks now.
I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with my life.
Ah, Lake Arrowhead
upstate.
There's a Lake Arrowhead upstate? Cool.
Mhmm.
I didn't know that.
Can I tell you a secret?
Is it your skincare routine?
I'm a demon from the fourth dimension.
I will not stop.
Let me have your contact.
Hope you enjoyed that sketch.
If it felt familiar, it's because it was inspired by
another video we made back in 2015 called “How Old Is She?”
We always wanted to do the other side
and hey, eight years later, here we are.
Better late than never, right?
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this video is actually the first sketch
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