Hey there, Juggies. It is your old pal, McJuggerNuggets, here.
This is a different kind of video.
I screwed up.
And for those of you who have not seen the Thanksgiving video, I...
Over-reacted. I flipped tables.
I threw food at my parents and
I ruined the holiday.
And all the time that they took to prepare the food...
Just was ruined.
I wanted to apologize to you guys, personally.
I want to be honest. I want to be up-front and say that I am sorry you guys had to see me like that.
That is not me at all.
That is not normal and you guys know that I was provoked by my Father.
You know what I have had to deal with.
He made me look stupid...
I crossed the line and I should not have done that.
Jeffrey!
(Yeah?)
Could you come in here for a second?
(Sure, what do you need?)
(Door Opens) I was making a...
Apology Video...for what I did
During Thanksgiving and I just wanted to apologize to you.
Oh! In the video?
Yeah, it is recording right now. Oh, okay. Thanks!
I was also wondering if you could film me apologize to Mom?
You are getting too far here.
Could you just be serious? Alright, fine. Did you actually accept my apology there or were you just being sarcastic?
No, I totally did.
Alright, well be careful. This tripod has been kind of wonky lately.
Been a little wonky...
(Tripod Crashes) Jeffrey! Oh, shit.
Are you kidding me? The strap got caught.
At least you got the camera.
This was like...sixty dollars.
Maybe Mom will buy me a new one.
Film my face...
I want to make this good so the people on Youtube know that I'm not a horrible person.
(Bitchslap) (Bitch Laugh)
Mom, do you have a second?
Looks like it!
Yeah...Why are you filming?
I am not. He is doing something for me.
I wanted to do an apology video.
To everyone on Youtube.
For this...I wanted to apologize to you
For how I acted...It was not fair. It was not right.
It was a week and a half ago and you are just now getting around to apologizing?
Well, you know how hard it is for me to do something like this
I am not used to apologizing.
You flipped the whole table of food, Jesse.
We had not even eaten. We were just getting down to it.
I just did not understand you. You got me so upset and then you just left!
I did not know what to do. You never called!
Or anything!
You know how he has been. He was provoking me at the dinner.
It is no excuse.
It is no excuse. I brought you up better than that. It was over-reacted.
And I took this time because I did not know how to handle this.
I feel like I really messed up and I did not know...what to say to you guys.
So I wanted to do a video so it really mattered.
And I want everyone to see it and I am sorry. I am really sorry that this happened.
I just need you to believe that and accept it. (Door Shuts)
Okay.
Where is my apology?
I was going to apologize to you next. I wanted to tell her because she cooked most of the dinner.
And she...she...did not throw me under the bus.
What do you mean? Throw you under the bus?
Everything I said was serious.
Well, you told me to get a job. Get a job. Get a job. I work for you!
I know you work for me, but that is only seasonal. The season is over now!
Well, what am I supposed to do then?!
Nobody is going to hire me!
Yes, there are. There are plenty of people that will hire seasonal workers.
No. NO, Dad. You do not understand.
A lot of people...
A lot of people have seen...
Us.
Yeah...what do you mean?
A lot of people have seen
He has been recording all kinds of things and he puts them on MY account.
All kinds of things. And I let him do it because they get a lot of views. And that is what I want to do.
But how many people?
Millions.
What do you mean, millions have seen us?
Millions. And that is why you need to understand that this is what I need to do.
Whatever, whatever millions of people have seen it. I can be BIG on Youtube.
And that is the goal of any parent to have you be bigger than them.
This is a job. This is a job.
But what do you mean, it is a job? You sit in your room and play video games all day and all night.
That is part of it. See, you do not understand.
You come from this old world where you have to like work on a freaking farm and stuff.
Old world, old world. Yeah, see you do not understand.
There is a little bit of a generational gap!
I understand the generational gap, but I do not understand why you do not want to get a job.
You do not understand! Do you have to film this?...Yeah.
I want to be a professional gamer.
I want to be a Twitch streamer and Youtuber. And you have no idea what any of that means!
I understand the basics. No, you do not! But I do not understand what you are talking about.
I need you to get out and get a job. You want to better yourself? You want to get a house? You want to get an apartment?
Yeah, I do! Do you even...Do you know that I make money off Youtube? Do you even know how that works?
No, I have no idea what you are talking about.
That is what I thought because you do not even take the time to understand what I do or what I want to do.
I understand most things, but you will not tell me.
Most jobs that exist now, did not exist when you were growing up and they did not even exist when you were getting a job.
Yeah, I am sure they did not, but all I need is for you to get out of your room.
Get out in the sunlight. It is an online job.
Everything is going digital, I am going to be BIG
On Youtube and on Twitch and you are going to see that I can do it!
I hope you do get big!
But in the meantime, get out of the house and get something in the meantime.
Well when I do...When I do get big...
You are not going to have any part of it because I did this for me and if anything you just got in the way.
All I wanted to do...I wish you the best!
All I wanted to do was say I was sorry!
Alright! I am sorry too then.
I just wanted to say I was sorry for Thanksgiving.
To you Mom, specifically. Because you bought me the Xbox One.
And I guess I am sorry to you too. I ruined the holiday.
Yes, you did.
Whatever...
Do not expect anything for Christmas this year either.
WHAT?!
What?!
I said...Do not expect anything for Christmas.
How is that fair?
You cost us a lot of money when you ruined the meal at Thanksgiving.
How is that fair though? You have to get your kid something for Christmas. I am getting you something.
Well, thank you.
But do not expect anything, we lost a lot of money during Thanksgiving.
All I wanted is one thing!
A Wii U!
I just wanted one box under the tree, I do not even need any games.
I am sorry...
You are sorry...
I think it went pretty well.
Shut the fuck up. (Laughs)