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Matt: How's it going guys? I am Matthias
This is Markimoo
Mark: Hi
Matt: And we've got some other guests here today too
Wade: Hi I'm Wade, LordMinion777
Tyler: Hi I'm Tyler
Mark: He's actually my, uh, one of my oldest friends
Matt: Nice
Mark: We've known each other forever
Matt: Very cool
How old?
Mark: Oh, VERY old
How old are you now?
Hahaha
Matt: Alright so today we're going to be doing the sound effects challenge
If you guys aren't familiar with this
there is a show called Who's Line
They have this segment called Sound Effects
where they get a random little scene that they have to enact
based on sound effects that they are going to make
If I didn't explain that properly just...
keep watching the video, you'll figure it out
Matt: Nailed it!
Are we ready to do our first one?
Mark: Sure
Matt: You are an alien trying to convince an Earthling
... human...
Mark: Just to be clear
Matt: 'Cuz, just t'... just to be clear
to get on your spaceship
Mark: Am I the alien or are you the human?
Wade: That was such a loaded question
"Am I the alien or are YOU the human?"
Mark: Oh yeah hahaha
that's right
Matt: You are the alien, and I am the human
Mark: Alright
That makes sense
I'm just walking around
Tyler: *ominous alien noises*
Matt: What in the name of all that is...??
Mark: Waaah...I'm here now
Wade: *chiki chiki chiki chiki*
Mark: 'Scuse that train didn't mean to
Everyone: *laughing*
Mark: SORRY!
You can get on your way soon
Matt: Save me! Save- uh...
Mark: Shut up!
You are very beautiful
On my planet, you're the-
Tyler: *Pew pew pew*
Matt: STOP SHOOTING ME!
Mark: Sorry!
Matt: Ah!
Mark: Sorry! My lasers.. I jus-
I get really rambunctious
Jus- WOOHOO!
*Laughing*
Mark: I'm one of those Texas aliens
Pew! Pew!
Matt: Why would you shoot me you said you weren't gonna hurt me!
Mark: Those were love guns
*Choking goose noises?*
Matt: Ugh!
You just broke my-
Mark: Sorry I'm VERY strong
I'm very sorry
Let me use my healing ray on you
Tyler *Sassy ghost noises?* Wade: *Farting Noises*
Matt: *Confused chuckle*
Mark: It causes explosive diarrhea I apologize
*Uncomfortable laughter*
*Laughing intensifies*
Matt: Now you-
After you've already shot me and then healed me
Mark: Yes
How am I supposed t-
Mark: Well, that was just to showcase the amazing technology
Look at my Extendo-legs!
Tyler *robotic noises* Wade *goose mating call?*
Mark: Sorry kitty!
*More uncomfortable laughter*
Matt: That's... that's impressive! That's impressive!
Mark: I turned it on silent mode
*Goofy laughing*
Matt: I am just lucky that I had a gun here
Mark: Uha
Wade *Muffled futuristic bullet gun noise*
Matt: It was an accident!
Matt: I swear! Mark: Ah *in pain*
Matt: That was an accident
Mark:Let me use my healing ray again
Tyler *Healing noises?*
Matt: I'm not going to shoot this gun YET
Mark: Okay
Alright
Wade: *gun loading*
*Laughter*
Mark: You're really into it
H'okay!
Matt: I'm serious about this tho
Mark: I'm very scared
Matt: If you don't tell me your intentions...
Tyler *Ghosts harmonizing*
Matt: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT *Ghosts harmonizing*
Angels! *Ghosts harmonizing*
*Ghosts harmonizing*
Matt: It's angels
Mark: You're not supposed to be here! This is my planet! Get outta here!
Mark/Tyler *Bew! Bew! Bew! Bew! Bew!*
Heh!
*Everyone burst into laughter*
Mark: Welp
Time for the probe
Matt: Naaaaaaaahfdh
Wade *dying noises?* -cut-
Matt: A+! (11/10 oscar worthy performance)
Wade: ... who was doing sounds for who Tyler: Hahaha I know
Mark: He (Tyler) was doing me, you were jumping all over the place
*Laughter*
Matt: You are two buddy cops more focused on getting your donuts and coffee
than the robbery happening in the shop
Matt: Did y- did y- did you see my gun?
Mark: That's a nice gun
Tyler: *Flamethrower startup noise*
Mark: Look at mine
Matt: I'm ready to shoot
Mark: Sorry mine went off beforehand
Matt: THAT is a water gun
Mark: 'Scuse me
Well
You know, it's not water. It's maple syrup.
For when I get my donuts
Look at this badboy on here
*awkward silence*
Mark: VERY quiet
Matt: Nothing's happening
*Laughter*
Mark: Very q-
Mark: I'm out! I'm out!
Oh my god it wasn't a donut
*Super concerned voice* We're out of donuts
Matt: We gotta go get donuts
Mark: You're right
Mark: Punch it!
Matt: Get in the car
Mark: We were in the car
Matt: Well I guess we were in the car
Wade: *buzzing noises* (car engine)
Mark: The speed!
Wade: *buzzing noises* (car engine)
Matt: Okay!
Wade: *Car breaking down sounds*
Matt: Oh we got a flat!
Mark: Forget the flat
Matt: Let's just go straight to the donut shop accross the street
I'm gonna get out of the car
Mark: You mean we gotta walk?!
Matt: I'm just really hungry right now so
can we please just go get donuts Mark: Yes
let's do that. Matt: Alright.
Matt: I'm gonna get out of the car now
Mark: Me too
Wade: *farting noise*
Mark: Sorry
Matt: Are you okay?
Maybe you shouldn't have donuts
Mark: My diet of maple syrup and donuts doesn't agree with me
Matt: Hey how's it going dude?
How's it goin-
Can I have like
Five... five uh...
Donuts
*Laughs*
Mark: Can I get
Six
Matt: This guy behind me just pulled out a gun!
Mark: I got mine!
Tyler: *gushing water noises*
Matt: Wait
Mark: I'll hose you down!
*Laughing*
Mark: You take that!
*laughing*
Matt: We don't want any trouble, okay?
Matt: You guys can continue to stick up the
... donut shop
Mark: Yeah Tyler *Woo!*
Tyler *wooing*
Mark: Stop being so hysterical lady
We have the situation under control
Matt: Does that- does that sound like a deal?
Wade: *farting noise*
Matt: He doesn't- he doesn't agree
*laughing*
Mark: Sir!
Have you been eating too many donuts? -cut-
Matt: You are both farmers trying to collect eggs,
from some very stubborn chicken
Matt: So, listen buddy,
Uum
I don't know about you
Mark: *thick country accent* yeah Jim?
Matt: I just came over here and I'm having some trouble, Mark: *Chewing*
Matt: with my chicken
So I thought
Wade: *chicken noises*
Matt: SHUT UP YOU!
Mark: *country accent* I ain't got no problem with my chicken
You gotta put your hand in th- *inaudible noises*
*inaudible noises*
Mark: And pull it out
... look at that bad boy
Wade: *Coo Coo!*
Mark: Wipe the blood off of that
Smell how fresh that is!
Wade/Tyler *Various animal noises* Mark: *inaudible*
Matt: I got this chicken here
Holding it by the neck Wade: *mooing*
Matt: Actually- actually this is a cow-
Mark: *normal voice* Wow
Mark: You're really strong Matt: -with a really thin neck
Mark: and ripped
with muscles
It's got a really thin neck! A really thin neck, ok?
Mark: *country accent* You need to feed your cow more
Matt: I need to feed my cow...
actually,
I don't need you cow.
Wade: *distressed mooing*
Mark: OH YOUR DOG! Matt: It just hit my car!
Mark: Oh NO!
Oh well
Check out my cow
BESSIE!
Tyler *Tired moose noises*
Mark: This is my pride, Bessie Tyler *Tired moose noises*
Mark: She's also my wife
Matt: She mowed your wife????
Mark: No she's also my wife
Matt: Oh she's 'also my wife'
Mark: Come here Bessie we gon' get laid
Mark: BESSIE YOU CAN TALK!
Oh my god!
BESSIE SAID YES!
We gon' get married!
We're already married
Tyler *small moo*
*laughing*
Matt: It's okay you can cry it all out it's alright
I understand your whole farm is gone
and dead
We're-
Matt: My STUPID chicken!
Mark:I know!
Wade: *chicken noises*
Mark: Do what I did
No no no no o
That won't get the eggs out
Turn it upside do- hold it by the legs
Put your hand like dis
AND STICK IT IN
Wade: *dying chicken noses*
◉_◉
Mark: The Blood is not supposed to spurt out like that on you
okay
Now grab until you feel an orb-like thing
Wade/Tyler: *unrelated noises*
Mark: and PULL
...oh that was a rooster
Wade *Mournful rooster noises*
Mark: I'm gonna leave now
*Awkward laughter* -cut-
Mark: It's hard to move around when I wanna, like, do stuff
Like, I wanna make sound effects too
But I can't
Matt: You wanna take on doing sound effects?
Matt: Your scene is
You are the doctor creating Frankenstein
and he wakes up for the first time
Wade: Oh I'm going to bring you to life!
Mark *Monster noises* Matt *Dysfunctioning mechanical equipment sounds*
Wade: With this ambulance toy
*Scary music*
Tyler: You. Bring. Life.
Me.
Wade: I don't know what to say-
I think my deodorant's sticking a little bit
And I'm-
*inaudible*
Mark *Ding dong*
Wade: Hello?...
hello?
Matt *mumbling*
Wade: I don't want any girl scout cookies
Matt: *angry mumble* (sounded like a cat)
Wade: Sorry kitty I'm so sorry
Tyler: *Monster grunts*
Me hungry!
Wade: Here have this kitty
Mark & Tyler *Monstrous nom nom*
Wade: Maybe I should have some of that
*The kitty is alive!*
Oh God no I-
You're still alive
Tyler: Me need brain
Wade: Here have the brain
You're alive now!
Matt: beeeeeeeeeeeep
Wade: Oh god Tyler *grunting*
Wade: Come back!
*Grunting continues*
Wade: You okay there?!
Matt *Beep beep* Tyler *Grunts*
Wade: Alright okay
Sounds good
Mark *ding dong*
Wade: Oh god Tyler *Grunts*
Wade: Maybe you should answer the door this time
Mark: *screams*
Tyler *Scared grunting* Mark *high pitched voice* ahh a monster!
Mark *high pitched scream*
Wade: Why should I get in the shower just outside our front door!
Mark: Time -cut-
Matt: You and a friend are at a movie when the couple in front of you
start making out
Matt: Oh dude I love avengers it's so good
Tyler and Wade *kissing noises*
Mark: Me too man Tyler and Wade *kissing noises*
Matt: I don't remember this shower scene though *chuckles* Tyler and Wade: *kissing noises*
*Awkward laughter*
Matt: That's some silent popcorn
Mark: oh boy
Mark: She and the hulk are going at it
*music*
Matt: HEY!
Quit making out!
I gotta watch the movie!
Mark: Oh it wasn't the shower scene
It was those people over there
Matt: Sucking face down there
Mark: Hey hey
Come on knock it off
Matt: OH
That guy's getting up
Mark:Oh
sir! Oh! He's so big!
Tyler: *angry grunting*
Mark: Hey whoa
Put the light saber away man
Star Wars is over there
And also it's six months from now
Matt: You're way too early dude
Mark: yeah, okay
OOooooOOOoh NoOOoo
Put it away please
Put it away
put it away
Thank you
Put it away, thank you
*music*
Mark: Just trying to enjoy a movie here
Matt: We're trying to enjoy a movie
Tyler *grunting*
Matt: Sit back down
Mark: PUT IT AWAAAY!
Mark: Just don't start making out again
Tyler and Wade: *kissing noises*
Mark: AAAAAAAAH COME ON!
We're gon- I'm getting out of here
Matt: Yeah let's go to a different theatre
Mark: Yeah let's go
Wade: *Weird noises*
Matt: Wait why are they following us
Mark: HEY!
I have pepper spray mister!
I'm gonna get you right in your eye
Matt: Do it!
Matt: You got me!
Mark: Sorry!
Mark: Sorry I didn't mean to
Is it fun?
Mark: *laughs* Matt: *Painful screaming*
Mark: Uuuugh put it awaaay!
*music* -cut-
Matt: You and your brother found mommy kissing santa
Matt: Hey Timmy! You wanna go downstairs and look at presents?
Mark: *baby noises* Wade & Tyler: *high pitched moaning*
Matt: What's that?
Mark: *childish voice* That's the sound of Christmas cheer happening
Mark: Let's go get down there quickly
Matt: Sounds like moaning
Mark: *childish voice* I don't know what moaning is, I'm seven
*Jolly footsteps*
Matt: Ow I fell!
Wade: *Angry duck noise?*
Mark: *childish voice* It's okay, brother! It's okay!
Mark: I understand
*loud inaudible commotion*
Matt: You just killed Pooch!
Mark: *deep voice* I know
But Pooch tried to kill me
*Cats and dogs in agony*
Mark: Look! Look! Is that mommy?
Mark: *childish voice* Are you SANTA?
Mark: Santa put it awayyy
Please put it away
*Funky music*
*laughing*
Matt: Alright guys, thank you very much for watching this video
If you wanna see these guys more go check out
them on each of their channels
down in the description below
and we will see you next time
Bye!