P: Here we go! *SNAP*
*funky percussion music*
P: The whiskering begins.
D: Give me your face
P: No pressure
D: noSE pressure
D&P: *giggly laugh*
D: PaCHINK and paZAM
P: Your nose has quite a nice texture today
D: Today(?)
P: That face is not helping! No, no no no no!
D: How do I look? P: Pretty great D: Fabulous!
P: ERRT ERRT
P: Whiskening achieved!
P: Let's answer some Q's!.. that's an "x"
D: you had oNE JOB, PHIL
D: What happens in the basement of Google?
P: It's where vloggers are born. (Mother!)
D: Would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes- P: ..Ow D: or grass hair?
P: uH Grass hair! D: Why?
P: Get a tiny mower, different style every day! *makes purring noise *
P: Is canada real? D: Uh, no it's a fictional country, isn't it?
P: I was ABOOT to say! *badum tss*
D: Advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can
P: It's actually a pair of my underwear which was on the floor
That is your underwear?! Oh my god
P: Underwear...Watch out for an underSCARE! *flings underwear at camera*
D: Disturb! Not make the worst pun ever! P: (lol) Sorry!
P: Do a creepy face! *dramatic sound*
Oh wow, that's, that's horrific
D: *purrs creepily* P: No! nononono, no!
D: Phil! Sing the first song that comes into your head in a Scottish accent *finger gun snaps*
P: oH! I don't know what song is in my head... *laughs*
D: what the-wHAT WAS THAT?
P: Ow!
D: lol rekt!!
P: No.... That was like a Russian "no"..
D: lol the f**k was that? P: ..There's a Russian man in my stomach
D: I think Phil's trying to drop hints that he's a cannibal, guys
*Phil growls*
D: Play tug-of-war with Phil's stress mushroom..? What's the stress mushroom?
P: They mean thIS BABY!
D: nO! NOT THAT, I HATE THAT!!
D: Go!
*dramatic tug of war pulling sounds*
*snap* D: oH!
P: Oh there's loads of wet stuff in it! D: oH MY GOOOOOOD P: What is that?
D: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MEEEEE?! WHAT THE HECK IS ALL OF THIS?!?!
P: Rest in peace disturbing mushroom
P: Do the next question in Dan's room
D: Invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence
P: Alright... Chanksploon! D: *laughs*
All right go on, then
P: Yeah, I chanksplooned your mum's face...
D: Do we want to know what a chanksp- no, okay!
D: What would be written on your tombstone?
*dramatic music* P: "Oh Phil, there was never a better King of the Universe"
D: *laughs* For God's sa-
P: What's on yours Dan?
D: "UGH"
P: Dan, you're a penguin with rabies and Phil, you're a mouse that's constipated
D&P: *mAkInG sTrAnGe NoIsEs*
P: Have a staring contest with Dan while barking like dogs; whoever laughs first wins
D: Three, two, one
*barking and ruffing and making doggo noises*
P: *giggles* D: aHAH! HAH!
D: y'all laughed
D: Invent something that not one person would ever use
P: a bED.. made out sMASHED GLASS! D: *laughs* P: ...I wouldnt use it
D: *still laughing* Fair enough.
P: Phil! sing the John Cena theme while Dan pretends to be John Cena
P: Tu tu du tuuu... Ow! D: laughs
P: I knEW that was coming!
D: Do an impression of a dying goose!
P: *opens mouth while presses rubber chicken*
D: ...What the hell was- oh my god D&P: *laugh*
*sad chicken squack*
D: Make a duet about ladders
P: Ladders ladders ladders ladders
D: Ladders (ladders) ladders (ladders) ladders (ladders) ladders.. (They're wood)
(You step on them, they climb. They're made of metal, they go up) *Phil saying ladders in background repeatedly then laughs*
If you're a fireman, they're really high P: *giggles*
D&P: LaddddderrrrRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
D: Ladders EP
D: *laughing*That's the symbol of our band
Everybody put out your ladder hands
D: Yeah that's what the crowd is gonna be doing when they come to our concerts P: They are!
D: *squealing* Yes! LADDERS!
D: *screams*
P: You just broke the sound barrier
D: That's what happens when you go fast P: oh lololol D: you idiot, what the fu- oh my god *laughs*
P: Become a season!
What was that? Oh, it was spring, you're birthing something
D: Phil *claps*! P: Ah! D: What vegetable should be king?
P: The... oc- carROT
D: Scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture, and explain the story
D&P: Scroll scroll scroll
P: STOP! D: stOP
P: I was witnessing nature... in action..
D: And taking sneaky photos of it, you perv
D&P: *laugh*
D: WHAt is happening in this photo?! I-it looks like i'm in a public toilet mid blink..
P: Wow
P: Boom boom ch- boom boom boom ch-
P: Dan, you're a nacho. Phil, you're the salsa. Make phanfic
D: I'm just so dry and crusty-and until I just gET INSIDE YOU and sUBMERGE MYSELF IN YOUR RED JUICES
P: DIP ME.. DIP ME..? D: I can't get into my self? P: dIP DIP DIP
*Dan screams*
D: I AM COMPLETE
D: mmmMMM *sniff* MMMMMM P: Stop it....
D: Let's all take a moment to just ..forget that happened
*rubber chicken noise*
D: What is your favorite number of the alphabet?
P: Seventy-L....?
D: How dry is your wenis?
P:....Wait! I know what a wenis is!
D: Aye D&P: ayeee!
P: It's this!
P: -and mine's pretty soft D: This is your wenis!
D: Let me stroke your wenis
P: Is true? D: That iS a smooth wen-
D: tickle my wenis?
D: I wa- *snort* D&P: *laugh*
P: Pretty soft as well!
D: Damn guys P:... Moisturized weni
D: Oh... let's just move on P: Let's move on
D: Say a really unerotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips
P: ...Exhaust pipe *sensual music in the background*
D: Oh! Aaagh oh I feel violated
D: Concrete *more sensual music*
P:... No!
D: Play the spoons
P: My grandma actually used to play the spoons, so prepare yourselves
*noise of metal colliding*
P: Spoons!
P: Look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image
P: What?
D: what the HELL IS THAT?! HOW are we gonna do tHAT?
D: So we sit on our butts, not on our backs
P: Butts! D: So make sure you're kind of, like, resting on your butt
P: Yeah, resting on the butt D: And then feet together, yep D: And then hands, P: reach!
P: Ah! I've got one, the other one, ow!
D: Okay! Wait wait wait! Upright now P: Here we go D: To the top
D&P: Friendship!
P: ow! D: aHAHAH OW! P: ow!
D: Oh! Oh my god! I pulled my leg, P: OW! oh my god I pulled my lep Ow!
D: We have a very low friendship level.. P:.. Yeah D: Otherwise
That clearly would have worked
P: Disaster
D: Phil, reenact the photo of Chris Pratt with his raptors using houseplants
P: I got this D: Oh god
P: Here it is! *raptor noise*
D: Okay Phil, very well done P: I'm so proud of that! D: That's very-
You have a problem, though
P: I am Chris Plant. D: You seriously-
D: Oooh, did you just?
P: Do a trust exercise
D: No! P: Yes D: No, no P: You're the one who has to fall D: nO That's not a good idea!
D: I'm actually scared P: You can do it! D: Phil, you better-
P: I'm gonna catch you
P: Fall! D: Oh my god P: Fall!
D: *screams*
D: oH! OMIGOD! OMIGOD!
D: OH. MY. GOD. P: *laughing* Your scream was incredible!
D: yOU CAUGHT ME! P: I did! D: I didn't die!
P: Yeeeeah!
D: Let's end this right now!
P: So there we go! Thumbs up for another year of Phil is not on fire
D: I'm quite shocked that I actually lived through this video
P: Yeah D: It was quite dangerous; you can click on Phil's face to subscribe to his channel
or my face to subscribe to Dan
P: Or click our bellies to subscribe to DanAndPhilGames
D: Is that a thing?
P: Give them a little tickle D: Okay..
P: Also there's loads of new stuff on Dan and Phil shop if you want to check that out D: Check that out
P: *sing songy* There is a link below
D: And we will see you guys next year
P: Yeah! D: I mean we are gonna make videos P: But
D: Until this P: The whiskers will return
D: But there... there will be another this P: Yeah
P: *sneeze* oh, sorry
P: think that's like a good time to end it.
Goodbye! D: *laughs*
*slow motion dan scream*