Hello everybody and welcome to the next episode of Ask Evan, the only ask series on Youtube
where you ask questions and I answer with illegitimate puns. Let's get started.
Explain this. Tyler Jumpsef?
If you could choose between only listen to music or watching movies for the rest of you
life what would it be?
I think i could get away with saying movies because I can just make movies that have my
favourite songs in them and be fine. But in reality it would most likely just be music.
Make a Fall Out Boy pun, and you have to use all four band members.
There are more band members than Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump?!
What's your New Year's resolution(s)?
Well this year. because every year I do the same one which is stop biting my nails and
that never works, I decided to do one that I think i can stick to which so far I have
which is to be eating healthier. I actually haven't had meat since the new year which
is weird cos I have so many burgers, if you follow me on Snapchat #plug, I am always eating
a burger. That's like a food I eat all the time, I'm American it's stereotypical ha ha
ha. But I haven't had any meat in over 2 weeks now and i feel great. I've been eating a lot
of salad - I know you don't get friends with salad, I start everyday with porridge and
I eat a lot more fruit than I used to. So I'm feeling good
What's your favourite Dan meme?
This one which he didn't include in his roundup. Disappointed Dan, very disappointed.
Best Dodie quote?
I do have a favourite Dodie quote which she just made recently but she refuses to let
me use it in this video.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it naked or homeless?
Boy that turtle's dead.
Favourite song from Death of a Bachelor?
If I had 365 days to pick my favourite song from that album, it would just be an impossible
year so I don't think I can.
Make a pun about Jam
Well I already did and it's on my pun poster #spawn.(?)
We ran out of jelly at work. I wish we weren't in such a jam, but i feel my patience is spread
thin *preserves pun for bursts* #OnARoll
Do you speak any foreign languages, and if not, which would you like to learn?
Well as an American I didn't really have to learn another language like i know that sounds
bad like I should, I wanted to. I learned Spanish all throughout school so I can speak
a lot of Spanish. Enough to make Spanish puns. That's the part of my life that I love when
I'm learning another language when I think of puns such as "What do you say to your father
when he leaves for the City? Ciudad." Yeah not bad. But i'm learning German at the moment
that's another one of my new years resolutions.
Well this year, because every year I do the same one which is stop biting my nails and
that never works, I decided to do one that I think I can stick to-which so far I have-
which is to be eating healthier. I actually haven’t had meat since the New Year, which
is weird cuz I have so many burgers. If you follow me on Snapchat #plug I am always eating
a burger. That’s like, a food that I eat all the time. I’m American it’s stereotypical
ha ha ha but I haven’t had any meat in over two weeks now and I feel great. I’ve been
eating a lot of salad and I know you don’t get friends with salad. I start everyday with
porridge and I eat a lot more fruits than I used to so I’m feeling good.
What’s your favourite Dan meme? This one, which he didn’t include in his roundup.
Disappointed Dan, very disappointed. Best Dodie quote? I do have a favourite Dodie
quote which she just made recently but she refuses to let me use it in this video.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell is it naked or homeless? Boy that turtle’s dead.
Favourite song from death of a bachelor? If I had 365 days to choose my favourite song
from that album it would just be an impossible year, so I don’t think I can.
Make a pun about jam. Well I already did and it’s on my pun poster #spon. We ran out
of jelly at work. I wish we weren’t in such a jam, but I feel my patience is spread thin.
*preserves puns for bursts* #Onaroll. Do you speak any foreign languages, and if
not, which would you like to learn? Well, as an American I didn’t really have to learn
another language, like, I know that sounds bad. I should, I wanted to, I learned Spanish
all throughout school, so I can speak a lot of Spanish. Enough to make Spanish puns. That’s
the part of my life that I love when I’m learning a foreign language and I think of
puns, such as “What do you say to your father when he leaves for the city? Ciudad.” Yeah,
it’s not bad. But I’m learning German at the moment that’s another one of my New
Year’s resolutions, was to actually practice and spend time on German. So I’m in this
competition with my friend Jacqueline Emerson and we’re currently seeing who can learn
the most German this month. I, according to Duolingo, am like 30% fluent in German, which
I think is pretty cool. That’s, that’s crazy, that’s a lot of German to know. I
have been practicing every day so Guten tag. And this one’s just for the German speakers
out there. Zu der oder zu mir. Ich bin--------- Also if you’re in a restaurant and you’re
reading a menu and the food’s really crap, would you say it’s a -------? Wait till
you get to puns in different languages. It’s my favourite thing.
Do you have any serious phobias? Yeah I hate it when I see the word serious. Why would
you do that to me? That is ughh God. Where are you travelling to next? I’m going
to D.C. in two weeks to see one of my favourite musicians play my favourite album of all time.
Song to song to song, from song 1 to song 10 I am so stoked. I literally bought a plane
ticket just to see this concert. Cuz it’s not happening in the UK. I don’t know how
you British people deal with it but a lot of good musicians come over here so rarely
whereas in the US they’re like “tour? How about another tour? Tour tour tour tour
tour. Oh I finished that tour? Go on another tour.” Come on man, the UK needs some love.
And as an American I’m so used to just going to all these different tours in the summer,
I got nothing. So I’m going to D.C. I’m seeing Andrew McMahon and the Wilderness be
Jack’s Mannequin again and play everything in Transit. I am so stoked. You could say
I’m ready.
Who’s your favorite crystal germ? Microbes Quartz. I love that. What did you get for
Christmas? Dodie got me this fork, which when you have batteries in it, it spins. So when
I’m eating spaghetti, it spins and twirls the pasta for me. I haven’t had the chance
to try it yet, but I’m excited. I have been trying a lot of vegetarian bolognese, so I’m
on the corn. Would you rather get your makeup done by Zoella or play old school video games
with Pewdie? That is such a good question because I’m like oh, but to be honest, I’m
gonna choose the video games, just because I want to show Pewdiepie that I’m way better
than him, at most all Super Nintendo N64 and GameCube games, ok. I will wreck you, Felix.
That’s it. Challenge on. How many dishes can you cook now? I can cook a saucer, a bowl,
a plate. Why do you have a ukelele with only three strings in your room? Well you see,
Rachel, Mango has gotten hurt recently. Uh, don’t know how, but I pulled her out of
the closet and one of the strings had broken off, so I have to re-string it, and I just
haven’t had time, so now when I try to play songs, it’s out of tune. You just don’t
know, it can’t hit that C anymore! It’s very sad. Uke can tell, cause, it’s. Let
me ukelelay that down. Can you make a pun about glitter on the spot? Uh, that’d be
too Loueasy for me, yes. Sprinkle of Glitter, it’s. how do I know when I’m a man? Is
it a matter of age, a bar mitzvah, completing the poked? I am flying blind. Well you see,
becoming a man and all that, that’s societal norms, ok. We don’t really need gender.
It doesn’t matter if you’ve got a vagina or a pokedicks… Live your life. Hoe do you
get time off of work to go traveling and everything all the time? Well you see first of all, rude.
Callin' me a hoe. Secondly, I just use my bank holidays wisely so if there's a bank
holiday comin' up on a Friday, I've got a 3 day weekend! I'm gonna go travel somewhere.
I do that all the time. As soon as I know when there's a bank holiday, I plan ahead,
and I go. Or if I do wanna go on a cool holiday I'll just take a Friday or a Monday off, and
that's my paid holiday. Cause then I have a 3 day holiday in any of these little countries.
In terms of the big ones I just save up most of my paid holidays and I use that for a
big trip like my recent trip to bali. What do we call ourselves as fans of yours?
I mean I would call you jasmine cause your name is jasmine I mean I've never really had
a uniting name for my audience I felt like if an audience wanted a name they'd come up
with it themselves otherwise it's just you and me really. I mean we've jumbled some names
around we've been like evangers, the pundom, the Evandom, you gotta have a pun basically
in the name but nothing really stuck so I'm really not fussed.
The gingerbread houses you made with gabby, how did they taste?
Not that good Would you rather collab with dan, Phil or
a dog?
Depends on what dog we're talking about here, I mean If it was a Shiba, like, I mean, sorry
phan but, I'm a big fan/(phan) of that dog so, Shi-blew me away- shiboo me away- shiba-
shibone- no, I give up. Shiba-utiful- thats what i was looking for!
Describe this picture like David Attenborough: "As you can see the wild Dodie Clark has reared
her head around the Christmas season - you see, every year she comes around, popping
out of gifts hoping to give little forks to the good boys and girls of the city of Berlin.
Luckily, the Joker got there first?- I actually don't know whats going on with her face
Will you be planning anymore math related liveshows I missed the last one.
If you guys didn't know, I jokingly tweeted like "You know what I'd really love to do
a liveshow where I just help people with their math homework" and I was bored that night,
so I did, and I pulled out a whiteboard and I helped a lot of people with their algebra
and their pre-calculus and their calculus, and their statistics and the probability and
it was really fun! I'd like to do some more in the future, it depends on, you know, what
people need and how much time I have cuz I was just doing it because I really like helping
people with math and I like math so who knows just uh check up to date with my Twitter.
How do you feel about this? Oh? you mean Bren-dean Urie?
Please explain your work playlist? Ok, so, the "work playlist" that happens at
work is a Spotify one that just plays lots of different random tunes so sometimes some
good pop punk comes on, but speaking of work, I actually just got told this past Thursday,
that I am no longer with the company soon; I was given my notice so, kinda lost my job.
Luckily, that had nothing to do with me, company is actually doing really well, it's just changing
it's business model and I'm not needed anymore which is fine, uh, but the good news is I've
actually already come out of an interview on a Friday -literally the day after, and
I've got two more coming up on Monday cause I don't mess around okay? I'm just movin'
on up! Good news! Yeah!
How many awkward pun related situations have you gotten yourself into already this year?
Just the other day in that interview with the company that I was hoping to hire me,
they were talking about how they got a lot of traffic to their website from a picture
of Kim Kardashian's butt, so I said: yeah so you got a big ass amount of traffic? - they
didn't laugh... Ahem, yes ahem
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so much for watching I hope you enjoyed it, I'll see you guys next week, goodbye.
*cue catchy whistling outro* *whoosh*
Do you speak any foreign languages and if not- shut up dog okay? I'mma speak doganese-
beat yo butt, get outta here.
DO YOU THINK WE HAVE BATTERIES ANYTHING? We don't have two AAA's
Oh I have some in here... AAA's
Oh triple a's Yeah
A-A-A’s? Yeah! A-A-A’s!
Triple A? Is that a British or just an American thing - do British people say A-A-A as opposed
to triple A's or is that just Dodie? I think that's probably just me
Hey do you got any A-A-A-A-A