How's it going guys? I am Matthias. It's Thursday, and that means I am doing photoshop fails
And this is a series where I try to figure out what on Earth was going through these people's mind when they were making these
Photoshop pictures, it's sometimes I can't figure it out sometimes I can but I'm gonna do my best to figure it out ready set go
So this dude right here first thing I see is an old [man's] stomach. There's something about
This thing he chose to put under his shirt, okay?
It doesn't look like abs. It looks like Saggy skin
It looks like an old man's stomach. [I] mean there's something weird about the lighting and the Grayish color of it
But it looks like old man's stomach and then he put down below in a caption been hitting the gym lately no big deal
[oh] looks like old man's stomach still better than my stomach, but still
We have this photoshopped picture. That's clearly a photoshop
But someone's trying to sell this on some website, and it says it's not photoshop. These dogs are enormous
Click our link and come to our beach meanwhile this chick is writing
This dog like a horse the dog is not that big you can't ride dogs
I mean, maybe one or two dogs. You can ride if you're a small child
Maybe this was a company trying to make like an all-new amusement park where you can like ride?
Beasts of all different kinds people please don't get on dogs
is it just me or
Does that look?
Plastic to you that doesn't even look real
it looks like he
He took someone's like chest like maybe Ken's you know the ken the barbie you guys you guys know that is right
Superimposed it on his body, and it's a plastic a plastic chest. Maybe he wasn't thinking straight those glasses aren't on straight
That's for sure. Maybe he was high [I]
Tend to find that most photoshop pictures
Exist because the person wasn't happy with themself
[they] weren't happy with how they [look] their body and and you know what that's okay, not everyone's happy [with] themselves
[but] these people go the extra mile and
Change how they look in pictures to trick other people into thinking this is how they look in real life
Sometimes we catch them because they're not skillful with the tools that they use such as the liquify tool
[she] tried to tuck in her tummy. Just a tad, but she tucked in the door with it
She's super proud about that. Is that a [thumbs-up]. Yeah
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First we have just like an innocent picture of this woman
You know showcasing this whatever that is that she's wearing looks like [a] blanket next
we have it from the back side which is just nut doesn't look like a person at all as
Missing her face her hair seems to be cut out
Not only that but her arm seems to be twisted in a way that a human arm should not be twisted
How do you even do that okay? She's got it on this side, so she's so she's like
This is what she's doing [in] that picture
[if] that were real
But I'm most concerned about the missing face can we put up posters?
Missing face woman missing face last [scene] don't remember because her face goes along with it
#Dad joke
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Including missing your arm or maybe that's part of the shirt look camouflage
Whoever was doing the photoshop on this one didn't realize that was her actual arm
And they were like that's not supposed to be there
Let's just let's just remove that what happened over here to why they trying to remove
Like whatever that thing is maybe [because] what is it wait what what is this? This is the weirdest photoshop?
I've ever seen just awful work. Whoever did that just try again
this [one]
I can't quite tell if he was supposed to be leaning against the car if so he's way too big in this shot
But then you know if he wanted to sell the point home just a little bit more okay?
Most guys [they] photoshop themselves leaning in on the car this guy went the extra mile
No pun intended and put himself in the car
but he didn't actually put himself in the car you see he put himself in the reflection of the car this looks like a
Reflection on the windshield more than like he's actually in the car. So maybe that's supposed to be his route
No, it's not his reflection because he's made a completely different face. What what were you thinking dude?
I can't I can't get behind your thought process on this one. That's a fail
Okay, here. We [have] the the normal woman, okay. Look at her head
It's normal the normal human beings head. You know she's attractive and then the magazine got ahold of her and they're like [oh]
Too big a head. Oh is that Madonna. Why don't I know who anyone is?
What why did they why did they shrink her head?
They did a really good job of it too, but they just shrunk it way too much. You know what they're trying [to] do
They're trying to get the name of their magazine in the cover. They're like
How do we how do we how do we still have out on the magazine? [oh] well?
You know just uh just a compressor head just a bit, and then we'll make room for it
This is a new water bottle okay state [of] [the] art this water bottle when you hold it sideways it squirts water
Directly into your mouth. You don't have to do any effort whatsoever. [you're] just like this
Who drinks like that I'll tell you who drink like who drinks like that people that want to get water all over the shirt
Why take the chance why not just put it up to your mouth?
Just to make sure you don't spill all [over] yourself [you] trying to be cool or something
Like all those commercials where [they] like don't miss and they get the water exactly in [there] like who does [that] come on ah?
[the] [curious] case of the by Belly button to belly buttons
I think that right there [is] [just] a mole, but I'm not sure how does this happen though mistakes aside
Could you possibly have two umbilical cords? [I] don't think so
I'm not sure what I think about this one. He photoshopped himself next to an anime character
He's given up on real women [and] he's just decided you know what I know I can't get a real woman. It's okay
I'm gonna go for the fake ones godspeed, sir. You can do it. I believe in you
What is this one dude in the middle?
Just look so out [of] place in this picture
I I don't know what the [thunderer] basketball team is [if] [it's] college if it's NBA like sports woo]
But I do know that this guy this guy in the [gray] doesn't look like he belongs
And it looks like maybe he photoshopped a guy out of it, and maybe he sent this home to his parents
[and] he was like look, I'm on the thunder basketball team dad and his dad's like yeah, it's real good to you
But it just doesn't actually compute. He just lied to his parents. You're not actually on the thunder basketball team, bro
[oh]
Is that harry styles without a shirt on it was?
Just didn't even try it all just cut a circle out of their face. Just not not trying at all. She was like
I'm gonna trick my best friends into thinking [that] I was in a bathing suit next [to] harry styles. Yes
I'm saying harry's for a reason
Protip rotate the face slightly then color match and then it may have been real now probably not
Here we have another guy this time trying to tell his friends. Yeah, what's up? I had my arm around
Shakira, [that's] who that is right?
I'm gonna be really upset if that's my Shakira that hand on the side you see that hand down there
That just looks wrong on so many different levels [you] [gotta] at least
Replicate the lighting people the lighting she's not even the right size next to this truck
It seems like she would be actually bigger than him in real life. [oh]
That is the longest nik. I've ever seen [why] would you need a long neck?
[I] think [you'd] be walking around you'd be hitting your head on door jams and stuff
Is that real is that a win or a fail? That's so good if it see
I don't know if this is a winner of fail
I don't know if this is photoshop or not
Comments down below is this is this real or not this this one's blowing my mind this one seems [cuz] he's actually making contact
with her head a plus
Here we have an ad for pud. I think it's pudding with some stuff in it
I don't know chocolate dairy dessert a chocolate dessert you can enjoy any time and then they've got this woman probably a famous woman
We don't know and they're like okay. We got to pretend [like] she's a big fan of our pud
So just put some putt in her hand whoops so close you put it over her hand
What's she balancing it like this while she scoops come on guys look at that face she like just [tried] it and she was like
This is horrible
How does this even exist this woman is?
Beyond Limber look at this you see this her foot is the exact opposite [direction] of her body
There's only one person. I know that can do this and that yes is markiplier. [have] you ever seen him do that? [huh]?
I'm just saying it's possible that this is not a photoshop
Someone's trying to sell a scoop neck tea, but they had some trouble with it. She has like some type of bumpy arm syndrome
But in reality. It's just a horrible liquid liquify tool again the liquify tool strikes again. [oh]
whoops I
Didn't know what's going on with this one where how does her body do that her leg is coming out of her elbow seriously
How's your body doing this her foot? Isn't even standing on anything does she just like have it in the air. I'm sorry
I can't figure this one out guys. I just can't it's too much for me
Sometimes when I had family gatherings my mom gets upset that I don't invite everyone and and you know what I don't like everyone
That's just that's just the fact of the matter you don't want to always invite
Everyone to the family Gathering so when you take a picture, and you show your mom. This is what [you] do you just put
Everyone in the back of it that way your mom will be happy and you're happy. You didn't have to see those relatives
Yeah, your mom thinks you did a plus at least for the idea D-Minus for execution whoops guys make sure you check out the last
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