[applause]
In this world, children, there are winners and there are losers.
You are small, shriveled, foul-smelling, and weak.
You are losers, children.
And you always will be.
Just because you find that life's not fair
It doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
If you always take it on the chin and wear it
nothing will change.
Even if you're little you can do a lot
You mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you
If you sit around and let them get on top,
You might as well be saying you think that it's okay.
And that's not right.
We are revolting children living in revolting times
We sing revolting songs using revolting rhymes
We'll be revolting children till our revolting's done
And we'll have the Trunchbull vaulting
We're revolting! We will become a screaming horde!
Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword!
Never again will we be ignored!
We'll find out where the chalk is stored
And draw rude pictures on the board!
It's not insulting – we're revolting!
We can S-P-L how we like!
If enough of us are wrong, wrong is right!
Every word N-O-R-T-Why?
'Cause we're a little bit naughty!
You say we oughta 'stay inside the line'
But if we disobey at the same time
There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do!
She can take her hammer and S-H-U!
(You) didn't think you could push us too far
But there's no going back now
We R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N
Revolting times!
We're S-I-N-G (Sing!)
U-S-I-N-G (Right!)
We'll be R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G
It is 2-L-8-4-U, we are revolting!
We are revolting children living in revolting times
We sing revolting songs using revolting rhymes
We'll be revolting children till our revolting's done
It is 2-L-8-4-U
We are revolting children / We R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N / Never again will she get the best of me!
Living in revolting times
We sing revolting songs / We S-I-N-G / Whoa-oh-oh!
Using revolting rhymes / U-S-I-N-G
We'll be revolting children / R-E-V-O-L-T
Till our revolting's done / I-N-G / Down-down-down-down!
It is 2-L-8-4-U
We are revolting!
[applause]
[slower music]
When I grow up
I will be brave enough to fight the creatures
that you have to fight beneath the bed each night to be a grown up.
And when I grow up (When I grow up, when I grow up...)
I will be smart enough to answer all the questions
that you need to know the answers to
before you're grown up
And when I grow up (And when I grow up)
I will have treats every day,
And I'll play with things that mum pretends
that mums don't think are fun
And I will wake up (And I will wake up)
when the sun comes up
and I will spend all day just lying in the sun
And I won't burn 'cause I'll be all grown up
When I grow up...
'Cause nobody else is gonna put it right for me (When I grow up...)
Nobody but me is gonna change my story
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!
[applause]