>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE NEW
HOST OF "AFTER MIDNIGHT," TAYLOR TOMLINSON.
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT "AFTER MIDNIGHT" AND I CANNOT
WAIT FOR THE FIRST EPISODE. AGAIN, IT'S GOING TO BE A WEEK
FROM TOMORROW. 12:30 SEVEN OR SOME WEIRD TIME
THEY PUT US ON. COULD YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF
WHAT MIGHT BE HAPPENING ON THE SHOW, AN EXAMPLE OF THE GAMES
THAT MIGHT BE PLAYED BASED UPON WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE
INTERNET. >> Taylor: OF COURSE.
WE HAVE A GAME WE BROUGHT TODAY WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN.
WE CALL IT ICK OR NO ICK. STEPHEN, I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 50 MILLION YEARS, BUT DO YOU
KNOW WHAT "THE ICK" IS? >> Stephen: UH, THE ONLY ICK
I KNOW IS THE DISEASE THAT KILLS YOUR FISH IF IT GETS IN THEIR
TANK. >> Taylor: CLOSE.
"THE ICK" IS A TERM INTRODUCED BY THE INTERNET FOR WHEN YOU
SUDDENLY GET TURNED OFF BY THE PERSON YOU'RE DATING
FOR SOMETHING THEY DO, SAY, MOSTLY WOMEN EXPERIENCE THIS.
BECAUSE WE HAVE STANDARDS. SOME OF THESE YOU MIGHT NOT
THINK OF, FOR EXAMPLE, NO-SHOW SOCKS.
TAKE A LOOK. SEE, THAT IS A ICK.
SOCKS SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD.
SO LET'S PLAY A ROUND OF "ICK OR NO ICK."
MANY ARE SAYING IT'S THE NEW BALDERDASH.
STEPHEN, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUIRK AND YOU TELL ME
IF IT'S AN "ICK" OR "NO ICK". ARE YOU READY, DR. COLBERT?
I WAS TOLD TO CALL YOU THAT. FIRST UP:
CLAPPING WHEN AN AIRPLANE LANDS. ICK OR NO ICK?
>> Stephen: UM, RIGHT NOW, IF SOMEONE LANDS A PLANE
WITH ALL THE PARTS IT TOOK OFF WITH...
STANDING OVATION. I SAY "NO ICK."
>> Taylor: OKAY, THAT IS THIS WEEK SPECIFIC.
THE OVERALL ANSWER IS IT'S A IC ICK.
LANDING THE PLANE IS NOT A PERFORMANCE.
LANDING THE PLANE IS THE BARE MINIMUM.
YOU GET IT? NOT A STRONG START BUT WE ARE
GETTING INTO IT. NEXT UP:
INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT FOR A PET. ICK OR NO ICK?
>> Stephen: OKAY. INSTAGRAM FOR YOUR PET.
WELL, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO GOES TO
A PARK WITH AN IGUANA OR A COCKATIEL ON YOUR SHOULDER
WAITING FOR US TO ASK, WHAT KIND OF PET IS THAT, WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO ASK. WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
GO HOME AND PUT IT ON INSTAGRAM. I WOULD SAY NO ICK.
>> Taylor: THE ANSWER IS: ICK! SOCIAL MEDIA IS TOXIC!
YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR DOG BODY DYSMORPHIA?
THEY'RE ALREADY CAPTIVES! TWO FOR TWO.
NOT GOING GREAT. WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE.
2-ZIP SO FAR. THAT'S OKAY.
YOU ALREADY HAVE A SHOW. >> Stephen: SO DO YOU.
FOR NOW. ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOING.
>> Taylor: WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
BEING AN ONLY CHILD. ICK OR NO ICK?
>> Stephen: WELL, I'M ONE OF 11. I DON'T NECESSARILY KNOW.
I WOULD SAY PROBABLY "NO ICK" BECAUSE THEN YOU ONLY HAVE TO
IMAGINE YOUR PARENTS DOING IT ONCE.
>> Taylor: HAVE YOU IMAGINED YOUR PARENTS DOING IT 11 TIMES?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: JUST KEEP GOING. >> Taylor: THAT'S BETWEEN YOU
AND YOUR GOD. ANYWAY, THE ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY
AND ICK. HAVE YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE WHO
THINKS ALL THEIR IDEAS ARE GOOD? THEY NEVER HAD AN OLDER SIBLING
TO BEAT IT OUT OF THEM. YOU NEED FEEDBACK AT HOME.
READY FOR THE FINAL ROUND? >> Stephen: UH-HUH.
>> Taylor: YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE.
KNOWING TOO MUCH ABOUT "LORD OF THE RINGS."
ICK OR NO ICK? >> Stephen: WELL, BASED ON MY
HIGH SCHOOL DATING HISTORY, I'M GOING TO SAY THAT'S
DEFINITELY AN ICK. >> Taylor: THE ANSWER IS
NO ICK. "LORD OF THE RINGS"
IS A CLASSIC. PLUS, MEN WHO LOVE TOLKIEN
MAKE GREAT DECISIONS ABOUT HIRING AND PRODUCING.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING WOMEN OPPORTUNITIES.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE THE GALADRIEL OF LATE NIGHT.
"AFTER MIDNIGHT" PREMIERES NEXT TUESDAY ON CBS.
AFTER THE LATE SHOW, TAYLOR TOMLINSON! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.