- All right Mami, day one.
Are you ready?
(grimacing)
All right.
- I'm scared of this one. I'm not gonna lie.
- I'm not gonna lie, I am a little scared, too.
But what better way to kick this whole thing off
than with our biggest fear?
- No, this (bleep) nuts.
- Well bitch, get ready
'cause we're about to jump out of a (bleep) plane.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
Well, we are at Skydive Sussex and we are about to jump
out of a plane and plummet into what is alleged glory.
- You know, I was supposed to skydive before
and then I woke up and I canceled everything
and I was like, keep the money.
I don't give a (bleep), I am not going.
- Mami, me too.
I paid for it twice in the past
but this has been on my bucket list for 15 years.
- Oh my God.
- And I don't know what possessed me.
- I'm stressing jumping out of the plane.
We gotta get on the plane to go up there.
- [Rich] Oh boy, you must be Cyn and Jonathan!
- Yes, we are.
- Welcome to Skydive Sussex.
Pleasure to meet you.
- I'm scared and scareder.
- Yes, nice to meet you.
- And we are ready to go
and take you guys all the way up to 14,500 feet
and we're gonna skydive today.
- Is this the plane that we'll be on?
- This is it.
It's a Caravan and it has 950 horsepower,
we're going to 14,500 feet.
- [Both] Oh my God.
- Any higher, we need oxygen.
- How long does it take to get up there?
- 15 minutes.
And then we're gonna have one minute of free fall
and like seven to 10 minutes under parachute.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- And then we're gonna land like a feather on the grass.
- No, no, no, no
- Okay.
What you're not gonna do,
what you're not gonna do is go up there
and let me jump alone.
- They not gonna do that.
They going kick my ass off the plane.
- She is a mother of a beautiful boy.
- This is a very important man, Rich.
- I have to take care of both of you.
- This is the gay prince of the Dominican Republic.
- Oh, I am.
(royal fanfare)
- And I'm gonna be with him,
so you gotta take care of me, too.
- [Rich] I promise. I promise.
- My crown is back there.
You don't wanna send that crown back
to the Dominican Republic without its prince.
- Yeah.
- Because they're going to be very upset.
- You guys are gonna be fine.
You're gonna be good.
- How many of these have you done?
- Me? I have 15,000.
- Okay.
- Oh my goodness.
- But I'm flying the plane so I'll be watching.
- Oh.
What kind of night did you have?
- A good night.
- How many hours of sleep did you get?
- Eight plus.
- Did you have any liquor last night?
- I did not.
- No drugging?
- Zero.
- Did you watch Top Gun?
- Maybe.
(all laughing)
- He's gonna flip that (bleep) plane.
- Well, you didn't say that.
We can go upside down if you want.
- [Both] No!
- Baby steps.
I'm not a person who usually like gets nervous.
- I don't even do roller coasters.
- Bitch, you won't even do the Ferris wheel.
- No, I'm the one that holds everything
and the teddy bears, that's eating funnel cake, okay.
- She's not even kidding.
- And now I'm jumping out of a (bleep) plane
'cause your (bleep) ass is crazy.
- What I'm gonna do first,
I wanna introduce you to your skydiving instructors.
- Yes. My guys.
- Cyn, this is your guy, Kyle.
- How you doin', Cyn, I'm Kyle.
- Kyle, nice to meet you.
- Kyle has 7,500 jumps.
- Give me a hug, Kyle.
- So he's gonna take care of you.
He's gonna put that harness on you right now.
- Okay, perfect.
And Jonathan, you're going with JM.
- JM? Ready, man.
- Good. Good.
How are you? - [JM] Good.
- How many jumps do you have?
- Only a few.
(record scratch) - What's a few?
Whatever balls you have, I hope you can give on to me
because mine have shriveled up inside of my body.
How many trips have these harness been on?
- [Kyle] Well, most of our gear's brand new.
- [JM] All this year.
- You said most.
So where on that spectrum do these two lay?
- [Kyle] This one probably has a couple hundred jumps on it.
- Okay.
- [JM] These aren't the eBay ones, so.
- These are not the eBay ones, okay.
That makes me feel safe.
- You have two parachutes.
There's a main parachute
and there's a reserve just in case.
We always have two.
And each one of these guys is capable
of taking 250-60 pounds, so I think you'll be fine.
- Let me ask you, Rich.
God forbid, both of my parachutes do not deploy.
(all laughing)
Have you seen how short my arms are?
- Faster then.
- I'm like a dinosaur. I'm like a T-Rex.
- These guys are the best in the business.
- [Cyn] Oh my God.
- [Rich] We're going flying.
- Everybody says that.
- But you're gonna have to do a couple things
and I want to go over that right now.
- [Both] Okay.
- Okay.
So your instructors are behind you
and they're gonna be right,
right up against you.
Just like that. Okay.
So I want you guys to grab your harnesses right now.
Yep.
And grab it,
just all the way around for me, all the way around.
There you go.
- Like this? - [Rich] And hold it.
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Those are your handles, all right?
- Oh my God.
- So what's gonna happen,
we're gonna sit in the doorway.
- Oh my God.
- You're hooked up.
- Oh my God.
- And once you sit in the doorway.
- Perfect, she's already done.
(laughing)
She's ready. That's it.
- You're gonna sit in the doorway like this,
put your head back on your instructor's head.
- Oh my God.
- [Rich] On his shoulder right next to his head.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- He'll get right there.
- [Rich] Yep, he'll get right there.
- Left or right, doesn't matter.
- Just like that.
Once the instructor says, "Ready, set, go".
- (screaming) No! No, no, no, no!
- We're gonna start to fall.
But this is important.
Hips forward, - What?
- Hips forward,
hips forward.
That's how we leave the plane, just like that.
The instructor's gonna tap your shoulders
and out come your hands.
We're skydiving.
Now let's talk about landing real quick.
Really important.
- Oh my God.
- [Rich] Your hands are on your harness.
- Again?
- Yep. Your instructors are gonna talk to you.
They're gonna talk nice and clear.
They'll be able to talk to you.
You're under a parachute.
When you come in they're gonna say,
"Okay, feet and knees up", just like that.
Feet, knees up.
And as you land,
we have to put our feet in front of us, just like that.
- Feet and knees up, that's easy for us.
I've heard that command before.
(laughing)
- And that's your training.
- I feel more comfortable now that I've met them.
They're like professionals
and they have good vibes and good energy.
But that's still not to say
I'm not gonna (bleep) my pants, Babes.
- Here.
- Like, I've brought diapers.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, it's a possibility.
- How do we know this works?
How? How are we strapping him to me?
- So these go to the four connectors on the parachute
and you'll be attached to me.
- But so this like stays in the air.
- Oh yeah.
Each one of these are rated for 10,000 pounds
and you have four connection points.
- Are you sure? I'm a big bitch.
- Once the parachute system is hooked up to you.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's plastic, bro.
- No, that's just holding them in.
That's just to keep 'em
so they're not bouncing around on you.
- Oh, okay.
(all laughing)
- So when you land safely,
you two are gonna give each other a nice big hug.
- Oh my God.
- A hug?
I'm gonna be fornicating with the ground, honey.
(all laughing)
- I'm gonna go get the plane ready.
Your instructors will go over some last minute details
and we're ready to go sky dive.
- All right.
- Oh my God.
- All right?
I think Jonathan is ready to go.
He said he's chickened out twice.
But this is gonna be the third is a charm.
Cyn, ummmm, 50 50.
But we're gonna try to kinda coax her into doing it.
- [Jonathan] I already forgot all the commands by the way.
- Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi
- The only command I remember is I'm (bleep) myself.
How many times have you gentleman jumped?
- [Cyn] Come jump with us, fellas.
- Yeah, we need some dudes up there with us.
We're all about testosterone.
- Oh my God, the airplane's ready.
- It looks so little.
Is that gonna hold all of our weight?
Look at our butts.
We have huge butts.
We know this is a very like Anglo thing,
but Latinos have huge asses.
Can it sustain?
- Over the years, I've had a few people decide not to jump,
although very rare because the instructor's job
is to build confidence with their passenger.
- I'm so happy for the 10 minutes
that I've known you,
but I've known Jesus Christ for 40 years,
so I'm going to go ahead
and let Him drive this plane with you, if you don't mind.
- [Rich] Thank you. Thank you.
- I don't know what ready
for jumping out of a plane entails.
- We're like in and out,
like we look at each other and we're like, yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah, let's do this.
And then we're like, no, nevermind.
- We can tell you anything.
But we're not gonna know until we really get on that plane.
Are we gonna do this?
- How we do this?
- Let's (bleep) do this.
- All right, all right, all right, we're pumped.
- Let's go.
- Can we play music up there?
Like, can we get pumped?
(both screaming)
(screaming)
(propeller sounding)
(engine noise)
- Here we go.
- It's happening.
So does the lady come through here
with the peanuts and the drinks and stuff?
(laughing)
Do we get any of that?
Not that kinda flight?
- No.
- Okay.
(suspenseful music)
(airplane engine accelerating)
- What the (bleep) are we doing?
(screaming)
Oh my God.
- I wanna go home.
- We are crazy people.
(suspenseful music)
- Can you guys guess where New York is?
- Where?
- Right out the window over there.
- What the (bleep) did I sign up for?
(tense music)
(tense music continues)
- [Kyle] Rock and roll.
(tense music continues)
Head back.
Ready!
(funky music)
(funky music continues)
(Jonathan screaming)
(all applauding and cheering)
- Oh my God!
Oh my God!
- Hug it out!
And then you got her coming in right here,
so just hang out with me and we'll her watch land.
- [Jonathan] Go, Mami!
(all applauding and cheering)
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, I was literally crying up there.
That, I know.
- Oh!
Are your knees shaking?
- Everything's shaking.
- Are your knees shaking?
- [Jonathan] That was.
- Incredible.
- The most amazing experience.
- [Cyn] Oh my God.
- Of my (bleep) life.
- Oh my God.
That was, I have no words.
- I'm so grateful that I did this.
This is the scariest thing
that I could have ever imagined doing.
And I can't believe that we (bleep) did it.
- Yo, that free fall.
Oh my God, that (bleep) was (bleep) crazy.
- If you have never jumped off of a plane,
you cannot even begin to imagine how we feel.
But it is by far the most liberating
and like, freeing experience ever.
You're literally looking down at possible death
and saying, "I'm gonna win".
Like I'm gonna take this by the balls and I'm gonna win.
And you do win, we're here.
And like, oh my God, this is crazy.
- I was out there like, you're a (bleep) badass bitch,
bitch, like you could do whatever the (bleep) you want.
And that's how I felt leaving this.
- I can't believe you did it first,
'cause the plan was for me to go first.
- I was (bleep) myself when he said, "We're first".
I was like, no.
- I gagged.
I was like, what the (bleep).
- But you know what the thing is,
overthinking like really stops a lot of our flow in life.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
- You gotta just do it.
- [Jonathan] You gotta do it.
- You're gonna do it. Just do it.
- Are we gonna do it again?
- No.
- You wouldn't go again?
- No, I'm good.
- I'm gonna do it again right now.
- I'm good.
- I'm jumping.
- No you're not.
- I'm into this (bleep)
- No.
- Like this was what it was about.
- Are you guys training?
You guys might have a new instructor.
Guys, I'm with it, I'm going to do it again.
Like our dream was literally after this pandemic
to just knock (bleep) off of our (bleep) bucket list.
This was by far the scariest.
And now that I've accomplished this,
I'm like, we're ready to take on the world
and I'm ready to do this again.
So let's give it another whirl.
- I couldn't let you down, Papi.
I wouldn't do this with anybody else.
- Mami, don't make me cry.
- Anybody on this earth.
- Mami.
- I wouldn't land with anybody else.
(kissing noises)
- I love you.
- [Jonathan] I love you more.
- Cyn and Jonathan did outstanding.
They came in, they were scared, they were nervous.
It took a little bit.
We calmed him down
and they both thought they tackled their fears.
You know, they got in the door.
There was no hesitation.
I was flying the plane.
They both went out and I could hear the screams,
but look at the response,
when they land it's just smiles and "I did it".
An accomplishment, so I'm proud of them both.
- What did you learn today, Mami, about yourself?
- I learned that I'm just un(bleep)able.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
- I'm un(bleep)able.
Whatever the (bleep) my mind to, I can do.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I'm feeling very strong today.
People need to be very careful.
- I love that.
You got like big dick energy, Mami.
- Yeah. - I'm a little turned on.
- Wanna see? Yeah, be careful.
- Yeah, well there's cameras here, maybe show me later.
- What you learn?
- I learned that the buildup of the fear
is worse than the action.
Like all the days that I've been thinking
about we're gonna do this (bleep), do this (bleep),
was way worse than actually doing that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause it was so much fun.
And now I wish I was never scared.
And I wish those moments
were actually moments of joy
that I was looking forward to something so fun.
This is the craziest thing I've ever done in my life.
- The craziest thing I've ever done
was meeting your (bleep) crazy ass.
(laughing)
(fun music)
(fun music continues)
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