THE MEMOIRS OF A BIG PHARMA
GEISHA.
DR. FAUCI REPORTEDLY SOLD
WRITES TO HIS AUTO BY BRIEF
AUTOBIOGRAPHY FOR 5
MILLION.
CHRONICALLY HIS GROWING UP
IN BROOKLYN AND MANY
SUCCESSES IN THE PANDEMIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
A REAL PAGE TURNER.
PAGE BURNER.
THE SERE IT HIS LIFE STORY
IS IT WORTH THAT MUCH?
JOINING ME, AUTHOR OF
UPCOMING BOOK YOU CAN’T JOKE
ABOUT THAT, KAT TIMPF YOU
ALSO GOT 5 MILLION.
>> NO, I GOT HALF, I’M
KIDDING WAY LESS WHO GETS 5
MILLION.
WHAT IS ANNOYING?
HE PROBABLY DIDN’T WRITE
IT.
WHAT ARE ODD HE’S WROTE IT.
KENNEDY: THERE IS NO WAY.
>> HE HAS A GHOST WRITER, 5
MILLION.
KENNEDY: TO TALK TO A TAPE
RECORDER.
IT WAS AN ACTUAL TAPE
RECORDER.
I NEED TO SEE YOU PUSH THE
RECORD BUTTON.
>> HE MIGHT HAVE TO READ
IT.
YOU KNOW A BOOK ABOUT
HIMSELF, HIS FAVORITE
SUBJECT.
AND THEN HE HAS TO GO ON TV
AND TALK ABOUT IT.
AGAIN.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE HATES
THAT.
KENNEDY: WE’LL SEE HIM FOR
TWO JIRI NOVOTNIES. -- MORE YEAR
>> I KNOW.
KENNEDY: WORSE THAN
GROUNDHOG DAY.
>> I WAS FORGETTING ABOUT
HIM.
HE COULD TELL.
HE COULD TELL, I WAS.
HE SAID NOPE.
THAT IS NOT HAPPENING.
>> WHAT DID YOU WRITE ABOUT
IN YOUR BOOK THIS IS ALREADY
BETTER THAN WHAT DR. FAUCI
IS WRITING?
>> I HAVE ONE CHAPTER ABOUT
A CERTAIN MEDICAL SITUATION,
THAT NOBODY KNOWS BYOU KNOW
ABOUT IT.
YOU ARE NOT ONLY ONE THAT
KNOWS STUFF ABOUT SCIENCE, I
LEARNED A LOT ABOUT
SCIENCE.
YOU WILL ALL LEARN ABOUT IT
WHEN YOU ORDER MY BOOK.
SO DISGUSTING, YOU HAVE NO
IDEA.
KENNEDY: I AM SURPRISED HOW
MUCH DETAIL YOU GO INTO IT
BUT THE INCIDENTS.
>> I AM TOO.
THEY SAID THEY PUT THAT IN
THERE I DID WRITE IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WRITE A
BOOK, YOU THINK, THIS IS A
NICE CHAPTER, THEN YOU DON’T
THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO READ
ABOUT THAT.
KENNEDY: YOU THINK I’M
DONE.
>> EVERYONE IS GOING TON
THAT THING THEY WROTE
ABOUT.
I’M GOING THROUGH THAT RIGHT
NOW, I TELL A LOT OF STORIES
IN THE BOOK, A LOT OF
INTERESTING STORIES, THAT IS
ONE.
DIFFERENT BREAK UPS, I DO
ALLUDE TO MAN THEY COULD NOT
GET RID OF WHO IS LIVING IN
MY HOUSE.
KENNEDY: THAT ONE, HE DIDN’T
LIVE WITH THAT YOU LONG.
YOU HAVE ENOUGH STORIES
ABOUT HIM.
HE COULD HAVE LIVED WITH YOU
FOR 6 YEARS.
>> HE COULD HAVE.
KENNEDY: WILD ONE PERSON
DELIVERS THAT MUCH
MATERIAL.
>> HE JUST SAD THERE AND
CRIED.
LIKE IF YOU ARE SO SAD, WHY DOWN I LEAVE.
DOWN I LEAVE.
BUT NO, HE LOVED MY END UNIT
LAUNDRY.
HOW INTERESTING IS ANTHONY
FAUCI.
KENNEDY: WHO IS A BIGGER
LIAR, GEORGE SANTOS OR DR.
FAUCI.
>> I’M NOT SURE, BUT DEE’S
DR. FAUCI’S LIES MADE ME
LOSE MORE THAN A YEAR OF MY
LIFE.
GEORGE SANTOS LIES, THAT IS
BAD.
BUT DR. FAUCI’S LIES KEPT US
LOCKED IN OUR HOUSES.
KENNEDY: WILL THAT HAPPEN
WITH YOUR BOOK, IS THERE
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BOOK
THAT PEOPLE WANT TO LOCK
YOURSELF IN THE HOUSE.
>> NO, THEY WILL BE WILD
OUT, THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING
I’VE BEEN PLAYING IT TOO
SAFE.
KENNEDY: LIKE AMISH
TEENAGERS ON A RUM
SPRINGER?
>> YES, I’M GLAD FAUCI DID
NOT TALK TO YOU, HE WOULD
HAVE LIRPED TO WRITE LEARNED
TO WRITE A PROPER BOOK.
HIS BOOK IS GOING TO SUCK,
NO ONE WOULD BUY IT.
HE SHOULD TAKE THAT MONEY
AND GIVE TO DO PEOPLE WHO
--
>> YOU GET A NEW LEASE ON
OUR OWN LIFE, I’M SERIOUS.
YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT OR A
LOT OF THINGS THE SAME.
KENNEDY: I CAN’T WAIT.