Top of the morning to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye, and I'm so excited! Welcome back to Rock of Ages 2
I finished this game ages ago, and I had nothing else left to do on it
So I decided not to play any more of it
But now they send me an email apparently this update came out a few days ago. Probably about a week ago
probably more than that but I got an email from them saying that there was a new mode in the game called skee Boulder and
If any of you played skee-ball you can see it there in the right
It's where you roll up all it's like a carnival game
You roll a ball and it goes up a ramp and you have to get it into our any of the holes
And then you get a score from it and the harder the holes the better the score
Whatever. I don't know so I want to try out skee-ball
Against or let's oh skee-ball training first. Let's figure out what it is
What are we doing, Pumpkin!, a jack-o-lantern
Delivers a fiery explosion when it charges up lighter and faster, but not so powerful
Okay, well we don't really need fast and powerful balls this time
Do we I'm just going to go with the basic boulder. This is skee-ball
wait I
Actually still have to dodge shit. Oh where am I going?
What oh
You did not orient me in the right direction
What is wrong with you silly game? Oh God so the skee-ball thing is at the end?
So it's like the original game. I see
it's like the normal game, but then I
Get a good one. Is that a good one. I don't know what that is
Okay, so you get scores at the end rather than destroying a door
I Get it. This is just training for now though
See this is where my cheese wheel would not come in handy
I can't cheese wheel and deal on this
Cuz the cheese wheel don't go into that what happens if we destroy targets we get more points oh
God I'm dodging the ball by accident. I want to hit them
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo. I don't know if that does anything
Get in it get in it get it eh yes! woah
That's a good one. I like that. You know what come in handy here is
The oh I did I got a 4 times multiplier
The the winged Boulder had come in really handy for this mode. How many rounds do I have to do. I have no idea but
charge
Get the target Boosh
Are there's three rounds I get it
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Alright, so speed is not really of key right now. I'm getting points by destroying these you can see it in the left
Do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, right so these are my multipliers
Into the five
It so goes up as far as six
That's pretty goooood
Back to map selection, let's go back to the actual thing so this is just a training
Alright fine match can I find just skee-ball on its own. Oh, okay? I created a match
It's me versus no one am i just racin' against myself
What's the point I need I need victims I need enemies could i not even fight against the computer
Nobody plays this game online
Except me apparently it was like four other games, and they were all war I want it
I want to do this. I want to do this Skee-Skee
Okay
The thing go skee up oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I am getting a high score
multiplier no no Fuck!
don't go in the three
Hooray i'm winning against myself
Thanks everybody, thanks, you know what I play just vs. Myself. I don't need somebody else to have fun
I create my own fun, have fun of my own. I don't need anybody else
So I'll just me I'm a little diva ball
oh get all the targets
Nice nice
Yea is there new targets each time
This map is very pretty i like this one. It looks like the hills of England and Ireland
Wow
I like it. Ha take that your damn targets and
Walmart's and best buys
Get it. It's a very good. It is the best joke I love it
Whoa mamma hold on to your horses hold on to your carts
And I even have more than last time nice
Ha ha ha did it get it get in the five get in the 5 nice
Holy shit, that's a high score a Rooney
Only you had someone to rub it in their faces down the hill we go
through the targets nobody knows
I don't know why I'm trying so hard my first as nobody because now our wives they'll play with me ah
Fuck you trees fuck you targets fuck everything. I'm the master of my own domain. I'm the master of this game
bedop
Oh shit almost fell off don't be doing that that's the bad
We look at Me curve look at me spin look at me go all the way around oh shit. Oh shit
tippy tap
tippy tippy tappy tap
That's how we get the points ok. I don't need I don't mean that indeed Matt's course
All I need is my balls
Into the 5 I
I won i won everybody!, i won against me everybody
wish i had friends me to Isaak me too
I'm a be a pumpkin
It's my favorite one
Nobody else want's to play with me. I could just sit here all day there you go sad pumpkin
Just roll
Just roll all you want. Oh, god. You're like really on fire. Oh, I did not get enough speed to get uh-oh
nevermind I I'm the best I
Suck
He's a cool one
Like that why does nobody want to play with me? Why does nobody want to be part of my team?
Wait does no one want to play skee-ball. It's fun
waiting for the whole family
Don't like skee-ball you can
Ha ha ha I need enemies. I work better when I have some pressure on top of me
I work better when I have some friends that I can kick their asses and rub in their faces
preferably in that order
Where am I going where am I going down down the hills ok? I see you down to the sky angels
Why don't you do some good for once the world's in, the world's travesty right now get out there and help
But being up here dance around naked but into the five into the five into the five. That's oh oh oh
the little jack-o'-lantern that could
No one's around no one's here to witness me, and I keep creating rounds hoping that someone
would be like oh Skee-Boulder, and then they never do
Why I'm nice
I'm nice. I..i..i. I play with you if anything if someone joins this game right now
I will let them win. That's how much I want to play with somebody else
This is boring if I play on my own
What?
Skeeball skeeball 1 2 3 skee
Ball.
Well what the fuck do I do do I just go back and try it again, oh, that's so embarrassing
Okay
You didn't anything we reset redo over do over here? We go. Watch this one watch
Oh my first try ever
oh and it landed in a four
who saw that
Friends
Anybody one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be you sad as one Atleast somebody would love you to, trickshot? Oh?
Ha oh my god. It was too good
Damn me for being so awesome. It's a burden
Lived with it all my life watch this shit. Yeah
Cuz some of you fuckers play some damn skee-ball what happened now now i'm now i'm in a group
I want to be in a group Oh Oh apparently I'm a group leader for something cuz stop search for online games go out I
Don't care, I'm a group leader. I can make the game that I want. I'm a group leader
noooo
I hit the same thing again come on come on here we go, create match skee-Boulder on fucking Scotland
Yes, we have a friend welcome what they're talking. How do I talk if you can hear me? I love you
You're my new best friend. Go go get outa my way sir move get out of the way
Oh, he's faster than I am, but I oh
hey, I
Said I'd let you win, but I was taking that back. Oh, yeah, I was just gonna. I was just gonna win anyway
Oh, oh, and he's getting all the points. I can't allow this to happen fuck. Yeah, I
Followed him into the fucking depths of despair
If he goes down first he gets all the points
Ha ha or does he uh-huh or she?
Shouldn't discriminate or assume ha
Okay, okay, okay? Ha ha speed is not your ally is it friend. Oh God oh?
Yes, yes go into the six go into the six into the six get out of my fucking face yes, Oh
wooow
What's up
That was good. Oh, it's good. I felt I felt real good about that one. Oh, let's do it again he better not leave
Stay Bane stay with me
Charge
Here we go here we go eat my dust
He actually can eat my dust now because we're boulders
Did i do the same thing to him as he did to me in the first round
See this is what this is what happens. I had tons of practice on my own. I had no friends for the longest time
It's gonna pay off
AH
For a payoff in the long run because I got to practice skee-ball forever. I became a Buddhist monk at skeeball
I'm the best at skeeball right now or watch this shit
Okay, slow it on down slow it on down slow it on down. Fuck. he went out over he went out over. That's good for me
That's okay. Can you fucking get into six get in the six?
Oh
My god. Oh, dude. I'm sorry oh
Boy, I feel bad okay last round last one. My dude. Are you ready bane?
Imma take that as a yes
Are even moving okay? He's not moving. I don't know what's happening but
Haha, destroyed the wall, and you know what I'm not even gonna get any targets this time
I'm just gonna roll down the hills naturally speed speed and efficiency speed is my friend I
Can hear you're my crumpling, but I don't know if you're actually talking or not. I don't know if you can hear me either
If you can I'm probably very very annoying
But I have a victory to win
And have victory to steal and I have children to feed and a wife to pay alimony to it's a hard life for me
I need this give it to me Bane
Oh nothing, but net I
Mean I win
You got about good game. Good game bane good game. Everybody give it up for bane good job my dude
Okay well, I'm gonna leave this episode of Rock of Ages here. I didn't think I was actually gonna get to play with anybody
That's all I wanted all I wanted was at least one round with somebody I know that I win I'm quittin while I'm ahead
I'm a gracious winner I know
That was fun though bane
I don't know who you are, but if by any some sort of stretch of imagination you end up seeing this video. Thank you
Thank you for being my friend. I love you
Okay, all right that was that was skee-ball. fun little mode I
Like it. It's cute
And it changes up the formula quite a bit
I'd like to see them introduce a lot of different game modes
Like this not cuz the other ones are like the same thing, but it's like oh it's a time trial version of it
Or there's different obstacles to get out over or it's a race
And it feels kinda the same thing this feels different enough that it feels like a brand new mode
Which I like so I hope that they bring out more modes like that cuz the Rini for now
Thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face
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High Fives all round
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes in the next video!!
I don't think he could hear me all that round. I kind of wish she could cuz I would have been hilarious