- I'm the last person on Earth.
Remember to like and subscribe.
Wait a second.
If I'm the last person on earth,
then there's no one out there to start YouTube drama with.
You know what's really sad is that there's no one around
to hear me say I told you this would happen.
Everybody, I've canceled our Tuesday team meeting
because none of you are here.
On the bright side,
without all of you distracting me with stupid stuff all day,
I'm exponentially more productive.
(electronic music)
Hello?
Well, now I've got plenty of time to pursue my hobbies.
And I locked myself out of the house.
Good thing I've always wanted to try lock picking.
It turns out that my life was just a TV show,
and all the people in it were just actors,
and apparently the actor's union is on strike.
My wife is gone.
So on my taxes, am I married, filing separately now?
And how is that supposed to work?
Whew, I've played a lot of Microsoft "Flight Simulator,"
so I think I've got this.
Okay, how do you even turn this on?
Well, I guess my excuse for never working out
because the gym is always so crowded is now invalid.
Then again, that's the same reasoning I use to keep myself
from a daily trip to the ice cream shop.
Well, now that I'm done having a panic attack,
I am gonna go to every restricted place on Earth.
'cause they ain't no one there to stop me now.
All right, Area 51, let's go.
All right, Vatican Secret Archives.
Let's go.
All right, women's public restroom, let's go.
It's pretty much just like a men's room.
I guess now without people around to judge me
I can just be authentically myself.
(tense music)
Sweet. All those times idiots made me make a wish
before blowing out my birthday candles finally paid off.
Uncle Frank, is this a joke?
All those ladies who said they wouldn't date me
if I were the last man on earth,
think they're changing their tune right about now,
or at least they would be if they still existed.
Is theft still immoral in this circumstance?
Can you even call it theft if there's no one to steal from?
I don't know, I still feel bad.
I just like this shirt.
Maybe I should still leave some money on the counter.
Ah.
Man, my DoorDash order's taking forever.
Now, what you've witnessed here today
is a highly controlled social experiment.
What our 15 participants don't realize
is that every peculiar encounter,
every inexplicably bizarre scenario they find themselves in
has been meticulously crafted
by a team of professional stage hands.
As we continue to navigate
through this orchestrated apocalypse,
what will they discover about themselves?
(speaker clapping)
I gotta hand it to you.
This is really good.
You almost had me fooled.
Oh, thanks. (chuckles)
How did he get in here?
But as much as I wanted to believe
that I was the sole inhabitant of the planet,
I just know I'm not that lucky.
Well, there's a lot to unpack there with somebody else.
Do I get paid for this, by the way?
No.
Dang it.
Anyway, one participant remains who has not yet discovered
that he is the last person on earth,
which is sort of the point of the show.
We must intervene.
Hey, it seems like you haven't really recognized yet
that every other human being has vanished
and that you are the last human standing.
That's the name of the show.
Okay.
So what are you gonna do?
And he doesn't care.
Typical.
(electronic music)