Come on! Get out! Get out!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Come on!
Oh, my god! Hurry up! Go! Go! Go! Come on!
My name is James Diamond, and I- I wanna be famous.
♪ Whoa, oh.. ♪
Fill out the the rest of this sheet
and wait for your number to be called.
[chuckles]
Did you get in? Yes! I told you.
This is madness! I'm a star!
I'm gonna be the next Gwen Stefani!
Oh, hey, guys.
Hey, Jenny.
She's evil. I'm a star! A star!
You, name.
- Me? - Mm-hmm.
Oh, no, thank you. I'm gonna be a doctor.
Yeah, well, I'm a desperate talent scout,
and you have a cute smile, and Justin Timberlake made
$44 million last year.
Hit me.
I wanna be famous, too.
♪ Whoa, oh ♪
You, tall, blond, and eyebrows,
you want your dreams to come true today?
Sorry. My dream is to play center for the Minnesota Wild,
but I'll also consider the Maple Leafs.
Ah.
810 is next.
Stop.
I'm sorry. I got a l... a little nervous there.
Can I start over?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start over.
Why don't you, uh, go outside
and then just don't come back in.
Okay? Next!
But I'm good.
I don't need good. I need the fire, okay?
I need someone to knock me out of my seat,
and as you can tell, I'm still in it,
because you have no talent!
No talent?! No talent?!
You're the one with no talent.
You haven't had a hit in ten years.
Hey, "Girl to My Heart" by Boyquake was
a hit nine years ago.
Oh, "Girl to My Heart",
let me see if I can remember that rock classic.
♪ Girl, my eyes And, girl, my mind ♪
♪ It never stops After it starts ♪
♪ 'Cause you're a girl A girl, a girl to my ♪
♪ Heart, heart, heart ♪
Whoa! Whoa! Security!
Hey, here's a new hit for ya.
♪ Oh, you're such a turd Oh, yeah, a giant turd ♪
♪ And you look like a turd And you smell like a turd ♪
♪ Like a turd ♪
Yes!
I knew you'd come back for me.
I'm not here for you. I'm here for him.
- What? - What?
I'll make some tea.
Kendall, we've traveled to 22 cities.
We've auditioned over 20,000 people,
and Gustavo's picked you.
But I'm not a singer.
You sing all the time... in the car, at the table.
You sing to me when I can't sleep at night.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do, honey.
When you shovel the driveway.
When you answered the door two minutes ago.
But that's not singing.
Yes, it is, honey.
And he's always singing along to the nineties channel.
Katie!
So, what do you say, kiddo, huh?
You wanna go out to L.A. and be molded and shaped
into a big old star by the Gustavo Rocque?
[chuckles]
No.
[laughing]
I'm gonna need to take a minute.
I'm gonna need to take a minute right now.
It's for the teacup.
[shattering] I'm gonna destroy this state!
[sighing] And the planter outside.
[shattering] This state owes me a latte!
[honking]
Here's my card.
If you change your mind, call.
You should think about this, Kendall.
We leave tomorrow at two.
[shattering]
Idiot.
Kelly wainwright, Rocque records.
[brakes squealing]
Don't think about him. Think millions of dollars.
Think millions of girls.
Think of me as the backup singer
who could spin off in his own solo career,
you know, after your second album.
Well?
Okay... I'll go to L.A. with you
and record some demos... if...
you take my buds and make us a singing group.
- Dude! - Cold up my nose.
Well, you guys said you would go.
I-I'm sorry.
Are you trying to make a deal with me?
I make the deals.
If you want me, you have to take all of us.
[laughing]
Have you even heard your friends sing?
Oh, that's right, they can't.
Well, I'm no mega-producer like you,
but I know they sing better than dogs,
and you can turn them into stars. Right?
Is this supposed to sway me?
I'm Gustavo Rocque. I'm amazing.
I'm amazing.
And if you think for one second
that I'm so desperate because of two or 22 Cities
that I haven't been able to find anybody,
you can think again, because there is no way,
no way Gustavo Rocque is taking the four dogs from Minnesota
to Los Angeles to make them stars.
It's never gonna happen. Never!
So, we have a deal.
Yep.
♪ Do you want to ride In a big limousine? ♪
♪ Tell me do you want to ♪
♪ Take a little bite Of the fame machine? ♪
♪ You wanna be famous (famous) ♪
♪ You wanna be the one Who's takin' a free ride ♪
Okay, so you guys ready to be stars?
- Yeah. - Good.
Then prove to me you can be stars.
We have three days to prove to this record company
that there's something, anything here.
Uh, three days? What happened to three months?
Uh, the CEO of all of our butts wants
to see you guys on Friday.
We have to be a band in three days?
No, you have to be a great band in three days,
unless you don't think that you can do it,
Mr. Make Us a Pop Group.
Oh, we can do it. No problem. Bring it.
Oh, I will bring it. I'll bring everything I got.
Well?
Okay. We'll do it your way.
No goofing off, no pillow fights,
and no questions for the next two days.
Okay.
"Girl time" from the top.
Except for that.
We really don't wanna sing "Girl Time."
Oh, let me guess. You have a better idea.
Well, let's... let's hear it.
Let's hear The Dogs' better song title.
"Big Time... Rush."
It's a song about four hockey players
from Minnesota who have an amazing opportunity
in front of 'em,
And they're gonna take their best shot.
I like it, and you've got to stop using the word "girl"
in all of your song titles.
I... like it also.
Yes.
We're gonna be workin' all night,
because Friday is two days away,
and we are in a big time rush.
Yes.
Okay, "Big Time Rush" from the top.
Only, this time, let's try not to make me wanna choke you.
♪ Ah ah, oh ohh ♪
♪ Make it count Play it straight ♪
♪ Don't look back Don't hesitate ♪
♪ When you go big time ♪
♪ What you want What you feel ♪
♪ Never quit and make it real ♪
♪ When you roll big time ♪
♪ Oh, ooh whoa Hey, hey ♪
♪ Listen to your heart now Hey, hey ♪
♪ Don't you feel the rush? Hey, hey ♪
♪ Better take your shot now ♪
♪ Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh ♪
♪ Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? ♪
♪ Go and make your luck With the life you choose ♪
♪ If you want it all Lay it on the line ♪
♪ It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time ♪
♪ Ah ah, oh ohh ♪
♪ Step it up, get in gear Go for broke, make it clear ♪
♪ Gotta go big time Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Make it work, get it right Change the world overnight ♪
♪ Gotta dream big time ♪
♪ Oh, oh Hey, hey ♪
♪ Give it all you got now Hey, hey ♪
♪ Isn't it a rush? Hey, hey ♪
♪ Finish what you start now ♪
♪ Ohh, ohh Ohh, ohh, whoa ♪
♪ Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? ♪
♪ Go and make your luck ♪
♪ With the life you choose (life you choose) ♪
♪ If you want it all Lay it on the line ♪
♪ It's the only life you got ♪
♪ So you gotta live it Big time ♪
I like 'em, and the board's gonna love 'em.
You got three months to make your demos.
I told you the boy band was back.
I have to go. My pants are cold.
Guess who staying in L.A.?
Yes!
[laughing]
Stop cheering.
If you thought the last three days were hard,
wait till you see the next three months.
Carlos still can't sing.
Logan still can't dance.
And I still can't stand James.
We'll work on it.
Okay, now you can celebrate.