- Because that's gonna get me sued.
No! (laughing)
Trying to get my ex-girlfriend back. (laughing)
I was just a mess.
And it just sprayed her directly in the face.
I think everyone thinks that I'm just a big player.
Hi, I'm Harry Jowsey and I'm here with "Seventeen"
for "Read Receipts."
What did I say, Read Receipts?
"Read Receipts," is it "Read Receipts"?
Now I'm confused.
Yeah, I read that, not I read that.
A read receipt.
Yeah, read receipt.
This is basically phone truth or death.
I can either choose to reply to an embarrassing question
or hit 'ignore' and show you guys something from my phone,
which is terrifying because (laughing)
I don't know what is on my phone.
Yeah, very protective of my phone,
just because I actually don't know what I've got in there.
I just, I don't really go through it.
Yeah, I'm so ready for this. (chuckling)
I don't know what's weird about me.
I'm just weird in general, so I ignore that.
Okay, cool, I'm ignoring you.
What is my most recent selfie?
Okay, well, it wasn't really a selfie.
Me and my ex-girlfriend were trying to take
funny photos of me in the panoramic.
So we were just trying to make my head look really small,
with goggles on, it's silly.
We thought it would be funny.
It's really awkward now. (chuckling)
I didn't think anyone would see these.
The last lie I told?
I'm gonna ignore that one, (laughing)
'cause that's gonna get me sued.
No. (laughing)
So, my last text, it was to Farrow,
who is pretty much the person that controls my entire life.
She does everything for me,
she's the best person on the planet.
There's a bunch of voice notes,
but the last text that I sent is,
"Money is sent.
"Congratulations, you deserve it."
I had a weight loss challenge with her,
because she wanted to get to her goal weight.
I wanted to motivate her to get more excited.
She did it, she went amazing,
so I sent her $20,000 this morning.
Her reaction was, "Oh my god, Harry,
"I don't even know what to say.
"Thank you so much, this is going to Ash's education.
"You're a part of her growth now too."
That's her daughter.
I'm down horrendously.
I just did another bet with my other friend for 50,000.
He lost the weight as well, so. (laughing)
Yeah, I gotta do like better bets for myself,
'cause at the moment I'm just sending out money,
which is stupid.
The last time I cried would have to be on the weekend.
Maybe not the weekend, before that.
Yeah, trying to get my ex-girlfriend back. (laughing)
I was just a mess.
So, I think that was the last time I cried.
Probably should have ignored that one.
We were in a very weird spot,
so we both were just, yeah, getting a good cry out.
It felt good after it.
I'm gonna ignore that one,
because I'm gonna upset some people.
A few have, but, yeah, I'm gonna be quiet,
'cause I'm gonna upset my ex.
(Harry laughing)
Oh no!
It's so corny.
It's a sound on TikTok right now that's doing really well,
and I just haven't put the text on a screen yet,
so, if you see this, the TikTok will be up
with text on the screen, 'cause now I have to post it.
I don't know, it's a very relatable sound,
so I was just trying to think of something funny
to put with it.
But I just didn't put the text on it yet, (laughing)
so it kind of just looks stupid.
All right, I'm gonna reply.
My grossest habit is that I'm obsessed
with chiropractor videos and pimple popping videos.
So, I watch it while I'm trying to fall asleep. (laughing)
Can I ignore that? (laughing)
I don't want that out.
But, yeah, I love chiropractor videos.
I just love watching people get their backs cracked.
Something so soothing about just watching
someone get aligned.
For some reason, I just watch it while I fall asleep.
Pimple popping is like a fun fetish of mine.
I just love watching pimples pop.
I just get so excited about it.
If I have any pimples on myself, I'm picking at it,
trying to make it squirt.
Ignore!
Yep. (laughing)
Yeah, ignore that one.
Woo!
Oh! (laughing)
okay, my most recent note says,
"What would you do if you won the lottery?"
Just literally that one line.
And I try and think of fun, engaging Instagram questions
for my story, so I would love to hear
what people say about it.
I was like, oh, that would be a good question
to see what people would do if they won the lottery.
Oh!
You know what, I'm gonna call some people out right now.
Oh yeah, reply.
There's a group of TikTok boys,
they have like 40 million followers on TikTok.
The guys were super, super sweet,
but there was eight of them
and they come in the podcast studio
and they wanted to talk about,
they had a single coming out,
they wanted to talk about their dynamic in their house,
and all this stuff,
and I was really excited to have them on the podcast.
And they had this funny little manager man
that, for some reason, I think he wanted to be more famous
than the rest of them.
We kind of agreed that, hey,
I can't interview eight guys at once, it's so stressful.
I can't even like tie my shoes in the morning,
let alone try and talk to eight people at the same time.
We agreed to just talk to two of them
and the other guys just wanted to be in the back.
This guy just sat in the chair beside me.
Anytime I would ask a question to the boys,
he would answer it.
And then anytime I would ask a question about their music
or whatever else, they're like,
"Oh, I don't really wanna talk about it."
I was like, oh, what genre is your song in?
And they're like, "It's our own genre.
"We're making up our own type of music."
What are you guys saying?
Why are you here?
Podcasts usually go for like an hour, hour and a half.
This went for 20 minutes and I kicked them out.
I was like, this sucks!
I just had no questions.
They weren't answering any more questions
and it just was really difficult to talk to people
who want to come on a podcast,
but just don't wanna talk and engage.
I kind of just was like, okay, cool, thanks for coming on.
And then they asked why I didn't post the podcast,
and I was like, well you just made my life
incredibly difficult and I wasted time and money
having a production studio rented out and people there,
so it was just silly.
I was just more frustrated.
I love how my podcast tap in.
I'm so upset that I've had this long of a break from it.
But I love the fact that you get to sit down
and connect with people and just talk
and just have a good time.
Except those guys, 'cause they had a terrible time
and they didn't talk and they didn't do anything.
There was one day where everyone kissed.
Everyone!
But they cut it out because it didn't make sense
for the story.
Oh, I choose to reply, sorry.
I'm forgetting the first bit.
Three or four people that were kind of
losing their storyline in the show.
I think it was the last week that we were there,
they kind of just figured out that, they're like,
we have to do something.
So, it was one day and I remember telling them, I was like,
you guys have to just hook up or do whatever.
And they went and and made out,
and there was a fair few of them that did it.
And they just fully cut it out, because it was just weird.
It was just it didn't make sense for the show.
I don't think anyone knows it.
I don't...
Ignore!
Yeah, I don't know about that one. (laughing)
I don't think I have a favorite thing.
One of my friends, Roman,
is going up for heart surgery right now,
so I replied to his story, just said,
"I'm sending you so much love, wishing you all the best."
And I'm gonna unsend my message before that,
because that was a little bit inappropriate.
There you go, I didn't wanna turn my phone around
with what I had on there before. (laughing)
(Harry laughing)
I choose to ignore this one.
I just think it's for the best. (laughing)
I had a photo taken of me that wasn't a selfie.
It's me and my ex-girlfriend the other night at golf.
She got mad at me, she said I have to ask her out properly.
I'm gonna hold off on that as long as I can.
No, probably, I'll fold.
I'm the worst.
Ignore, 'cause I think it could be a number of things
that I've done.
I usually say sorry all the time, so.
I just dunno which one I could narrow it down to.
(Harry laughing)
Oh (bleep)!
Oh no!
What is the last post I saved on Instagram?
Oh thank god!
Okay, I thought it was gonna be girls in bikinis.
It's just a bunch of quotes.
Obviously the girls in bikinis are there.
It was just quotes to use on TikTok that people were...
That are funny quotes.
"Knew I was crazy when I caught myself
"practicing for an argument."
"Naps don't work anymore, I need to be in a coma."
But, yeah, I don't know, I find these funny pages
that have funny quotes.
Oh, I'm gonna ignore.
It's gonna open up a can of worms.
(Harry laughing)
We... (laughing)
The last thing I Googled was
Cliffside Malibu Luxury Rehab and Detox Center. (laughing)
Not for any reason.
I've heard stories about this place.
Apparently it's like $75,000 a month
and the owner of it just moved into my building,
and one of my friends who lives in the building
was telling me that this is what he owns,
this is what he does.
And so I googled it, I'm like, what is Cliffside Malibu?
And it's a rehab center, but it looks awesome!
So if they would open it up as a hotel, I would probably go.
I think my biggest insecurity would have to be
how red my face gets when I get nervous,
or a little bit too hot.
If I ever workout and my body heats up a little bit,
my face gets so red and flustered.
Usually when I post Snapchats and people are like,
oh my god, you're so sun burnt!
It gets me like really down on myself,
'cause I'm like, oh, I can't help it.
And I can just get so red.
I don't know if you can see that,
I get red around here for some reason, it's so weird.
Whenever I'm doing something important,
I just get red in the face.
(Harry exhaling heavily)
I think I'm gonna ignore that one,
just because I don't think I have any regrets.
You know what, there's a few actually,
but, yeah, I just don't know which one I'll pick.
Oh, actually, there was this one time
I did this show with MTV and Pepsi,
"Match Me" or something,
and I was on this date with this girl.
I made this really terrible drink
and we're on the top of a hill
and I threw the drink over my shoulder,
'cause I wanted her to think that I had finished the drink,
but because we're on this hill, this mountaintop,
the wind blew the drink back across her
and covered her whole hair in this syrup,
and her back, in this cold terrible drink.
And then she went and checked in on another date,
because she was sick of me,
and by the time she came back I figured out
how to crack open a coconut.
For some reason, I don't know why I did it,
I had this Pepsi can
and I just like slammed it on the coconut
and it just sprayed her directly in the face.
If there was one regret,
it would be a ruining that girl's trip.
Anyway, but I choose to ignore that one,
so whatever you want.
Last photo I deleted, wow!
This quote.
I just always screenshot these "Secret" quotes every day
and post them on my Snapchat.
"Many of us were taught to put ourselves last
"and as a consequence we attracted feelings
"of being unworthy and undeserving.
"As those feelings are lodged within us,
"we continue to attract more life situations
"that had us feel more unworthy and not enough.
"You must change that thinking."
I just post these on my Snapchat every day.
My first celebrity crush?
I think Hillary Duff, for sure.
Or Vanessa Hudgens when she was in "High School Musical."
Or "Zoey 101."
I'm friends with Jamie,
so that's probably a little bit weird to say that now.
My celebrity crush right now would have to be Saweetie
Megan Thee Stallion, Ariana Grande, of course.
I think Doja Cat would be fun.
Seems like she's just so much fun.
You brought up one, I give you like six.
I choose to ignore, because all my tattoos are pretty open.
"Elephants never forget, not," on my bum,
which doesn't make sense.
I've got "Todd" tattooed here.
I have a silly one on my ankle,
and then I have this company on my knuckles,
'cause I was drunk.
That one with an ex.
There's one here with another girl.
There's one under here with a bunch of girls.
And then these ones here, which are fun.
The title of the last playlist I made
I think is called Tulum Tune.
So, it's all just like organic house music.
So when you're just feeling funky, it's just Tulum Tune.
It's really just like hippy music.
It's just organic house.
I don't know, you put it on in the background and just.
I think, I choose to reply on this one.
Biggest misconception,
I think everyone thinks that I'm just a big player,
because of the way I push myself online.
With my TikToks and whatever else,
I just do stuff for a reaction.
That usually works!
But then, in person, if you meet me, I'm a big teddy bear.
Ignore, (laughing)
'cause it's gonna sound stupid.
Oh, I didn't reply to her.
I have some billboards that were up on Sunset,
and I sent her some photos.
She goes, "That's awesome!"
Then she replied,
"Hey, are you still coming home at Christmas?"
Which I didn't reply,
so I'm just gonna send her a photo of you guys.
There we go.
She's gonna be really confused,
because I never reply to her messages properly.
There was a bunch of messages where she was sending me
photos of me in high school,
and she's like, "Oh, just checking in," or whatever.
And then I just sent her videos of Jack Johnson.
I was like, I met Jack Johnson, Mom.
She goes, "How awesome, how amazing, it's so cool.
"Are you okay?
"I'm glad you're having fun.
"Do you wanna reply of my messages?" (laughing)
And now I just sent a photo of you guys.
I'm gonna choose to ignore that one,
because my answer will get your YouTube account banned.
Oh, you guys got me at a bad time.
I had a bad day yesterday.
I ordered three burgers, not for anyone else but myself.
Wagyu Smash Burger, two of those, and a Dry Aged Burger.
But I got sweet potato fries and a Caesar salad
to try and make myself feel better about it.
I didn't have any room for the salad.
Wow! (laughing)
That was super vulnerable.
Hope I don't get canceled or in trouble,
but I hope you guys had a good time. (laughing)
Wait, before we go, one last reveal,
something that I've never told anyone else before.
When I was younger in Australia, we used to live on a farm.
It wasn't like a proper farm, it was just a farm
to have have animals and have a good time.
And then we would just go over and get mangoes
and apples and bananas and I'd go lay in the paddock
with my bull called Nigel.
And we'd just lay down and just hang out, me and him,
and I'd just feed him mangoes and hang out.
So, shout out Nigel.
I hope he's shagging, having a good time.
(gentle music)