I stayed up all night working on it.
- You guys won't believe-- - You fixed the fazer?
Oh, I fixed the fazer.
Let me see!
No, no! Don't, don't!
Be careful.
Why? It's just a toy.
[laughing] It was a toy.
[gasping]
Whoa!
[gasping]
Burn those bananas.
Woo!
[cheering]
- Go ahead and record. - Alright.
Rolling.
OK, this is Freddie Benson proceeding with test
number three of Application Mood Face.
Subject: Sam Puckett.
- Can I move now? - Uh, yeah.
So what's her mood?
Uh... it's, uh...
It's inconclusive.
- No reading? - It was working this morning.
Yeah, I'm gonna see if Carly has any tissues.
The green screen.
What about the green screen?
- Do you have it set up? - Uh...
Yeah, but I haven't tried it yet.
- I was gonna test it out-- - Test it now.
- Or I'll test it now. - He'll test it now.
[bagpipes playing]
[laughing]
This has a 15 inch screen,
dual HDMI processor, and it's got
the cuadro port speed drive, which is like,
ultra state-of-the-art.
I want a blue one.
Well, don't you wanna know about
the speed and how much memory it has--
I want a blue one.
We'll get you a blue one.
What is that?
This is my Green Week project,
the latest in high-tech composting technology.
Composting?
Uh-huh. I imported my worms from Portugal.
[playing guitar]
Get ready, he's about to sing.
I got him.
[playing guitar]
♪ You're so beautiful ♪
Is it working?
♪ To breathe ♪
♪ And never mind The things I've done ♪
A complete new wardrobe in a motorized closet,
with a convenient touch pad clothing selector.
That did not just happen!
Oh, it happened!
- OK, press that button. - OK.
No way!
Hey. Hey, hey, hey! I got it!
- You found Sam's laptop? - Oh, where is it?
Hang on. I'm turning on the laptop's camera right now.
- This is so exciting. - It really is.
Just show me the waz bag who stole my laptop.
Here we go.
There's your waz bag.
That old lady stole your laptop?
I wanna juice that old prune.
Tonight you people are gonna see
the first-ever iCarly comedy in 3D.
Switching to 3D.
[blowing whistle]
Hey, boy, put the basketball through that hoop.
What hoop?
You cured my bilateral optic stenosis.
Huh?
She's been to over a dozen eye doctors
since she was a little girl.
None of them could fix me.
But after she watched your web cast,
her vision became totally normal.
Her vi-- really?
- Mm-hm. - It's a miracle.
You have to share your technology with
the American Optometric Association.
You'll help cure tens of people.
- Come here. - What's going on?
You can track the location of a Pear Phone
if you know the user's password.
Locating, tracking and...
Where is she?
I have to click the items!
- Well, do it! - OK.
Uh, OK, it's...
Troubled Waters Mental Hospital?
[screaming] Yes! Yes!
We had to jump out of the plane.
Jump!
[crowd cheering]
We lost the graphics.
No video feed to the big screen.
Try to fix it. Camera four.
Four up.
[crowd cheering]
[screaming]
- What's going on? - Who are those girls?
Kill the big screen.
I can't. I don't know where the video feed is coming from.
And with his parachute....
- Parachute! - His feet hit Freddie's mom
in the head, and knocked her down.
Uh, kind of like this.
Wait, you're not gonna-- Ow!
[laughing]
Let's see if we got a hot circuit.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Why 'no' seven times?
Um, 'cause you're a child,
and this is high voltage stuff,
and you're not even wearing safety goggles.
See, you gotta be extra careful when you're--
[screaming]
Ah!
That is why we wear safety goggles.