Hungry for hash browns slathered in meat and cheese? Drooling over a shockingly
delicious burger — served by a breakfast joint? Looks like it's time to head to Waffle House!
Sometimes you just want something simple when you go out to eat,
and Waffle House can deliver with its sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich. Alas,
though, this isn't exactly the best version of this breakfast classic.
The sausage is often too dry, which is unfortunate because it really needs
some juiciness to soak into the bread. And that bread is nothing more than the basic,
buttered variety. This makes it hard to handle all those messy ingredients, as it falls apart
as soon as you start eating. This is even more of a problem if your egg is sunny side up.
And finally, the American cheese just doesn't do it for us either, as it renders the whole sandwich
mushier and less appealing.This dish might satisfy your hunger, but there are much better options.
There's a lingo you have to learn when it comes to Waffle House's hash browns,
as they can come "smothered," "covered," or "capped." If you order them covered,
they arrive with a slice of cheese placed on top of them.
"I want you to do me a favor, Phil."
"What?"
"Say cheese."
Now, we love cheese, and it often pairs well with potatoes. But Waffle House definitely
missed the mark here. The plastic-like American cheese barely melts properly, so you're left
with more of a mass of dairy than the gooey richness of your dreams. And since the cheese
usually only covers a portion of the potatoes, be prepared for a lot of plain hash browns.
If you order Waffle House's chicken biscuit, you might be expecting fried chicken,
but that's not what you're going to get. Instead,
it consists of a thin piece of plain grilled chicken. Grilled chicken isn't necessarily bad,
but it's probably not what you want in a chicken biscuit. Not only does it not have that crispy,
crunchy breading typical of fried chicken, it's also about as bland as possible.
Plus, there's the sad fact that literally nothing else comes on this sandwich. Sure,
you can add egg or cheese, but they're not a part of the base dish. Who wants
to eat just a piece of dry grilled chicken on a biscuit? We certainly don't. Granted,
it does taste better if you add other toppings and some ketchup or hot sauce,
but you shouldn't have to doctor a dish so much just to make it taste good.
We shouldn't have to tell you that you probably don't want to get a steak at a Waffle House.
It's not a steakhouse by any stretch of the imagination, after all. When you first look
at the T-bone dinner plate, you're going to see a lot of beige. It comes with a pile
of hash browns and some bread on the side, so it's not exactly what you would call healthy.
While a T-bone is generally a good cut of meat, the way they cook it at Waffle House
is really hit or miss. If you have someone on the grill who knows what they're doing,
it might be good. But more often than not, the employees have so many other things
going on that they're probably not going to give your steak the attention it desires.
So you'll likely end up with a T-bone that's overdone,
leaving it rather tough and chewy. Combine that with the dry hash browns and toast,
and it's clear that this meal will leave you more thirsty than satisfied.
"Water! Water!"
The grits bowls at Waffle House are actually very good. The chain's signature grits can be
mixed with all other types of ingredients, like egg, cheese, bacon, and more, further amping up
the experience. The result is a bowl of all the breakfast goodness you want in one go.
But it's best not to order the grits on their own. They're about as bland as they
can possibly be. If you're lucky, they'll have plenty of butter in them, but most of the time,
that isn't the case. Taking a bite of these grits is like taking a bite of nothing at all.
If you add enough salt, pepper, hot sauce, or anything else you can get your hands on,
these grits actually become really tasty. But you really shouldn't
have to add that many ingredients to a side dish just to make it taste okay.
"Kiss my grits!"
Considering that it has "waffle" right in its name, you probably expect tasty
waffles from Waffle House. And while they're certainly not bad, they're not the best thing
on the menu. That's especially true of the plain waffle. It's simply too boring.
The texture is fine, but the flavor is just… blah. It's slightly sweet, but other than that,
you won't taste much. It's simply not memorable, and you won’t crave it during your next visit.
However, for kids this breakfast may just be where it's at. Since the taste is fairly innocuous,
it's not likely to offend even the pickiest of eaters. So go ahead and
order the plain waffle if you want, but don't forget to add the butter and syrup!
If you're not at Waffle House for breakfast, it can be hard to decide
what to order. There are certainly a lot of options, but are any of them actually good?
The Texas grilled chicken melt is one of many melts on the Waffle House menu,
and it's okay. It's made of toasted bread, grilled chicken,
and a slice of American cheese. And that's it. It's simple, and kind of boring. However,
the actual taste of all these ingredients together isn't terrible. It's a little dry,
but if you add some hot sauce or ketchup, you'll improve the taste and texture a bit.
The real problem is that, despite the grilled chicken, this sandwich feels
really unhealthy. And if you're going to be unhealthy anyway, why not pick something that
tastes better? You can definitely dress up this melt to make it taste better if you're
convinced that this is what you want, but we'd definitely recommend something else.
When you think of a classic Southern breakfast, you can't go wrong with biscuits and gravy. It all
starts with a fluffy biscuit that's split in two. Then, creamy and savory gravy is spread all over
the top. The gravy almost breaks down the bread, making it softer and even more mouth-watering.
Waffle House knows what it's doing when it comes to this savory dish. The gravy is unbelievably
thick, making for the perfect counterpart to the carb-heavy biscuit. Keep in mind
that you'll only get one biscuit per order, though. So if you want more, be sure to ask.
"Biscuits."
"What?"
"Biscuits!"
We do have one quick warning, though: while we do love the biscuits and gravy, they can
be a little lackluster depending on the location, so be prepared for a dud every once in a while.
The Texas cheesesteak melt is slightly better than its chicken counterpart. When you order a melt,
you expect something juicy, flavorful, and melty,
and that's definitely what we have here. The meat itself is hearty,
the juices sometimes soak into the toast, and the American cheese complements it all quite well.
Alas, the toast is a little boring, which is typical of Waffle House bread. But you can
certainly improve that with just a bit of sauce. We also recommend that you grab some hash browns
on the side. Another great thing about this option is that you can take it on the go if
you're in a rush, and that's not something we can say about most Waffle House meals.
If you truly love hash browns, you should seriously consider ordering them smothered,
in which they arrive with sautéed onions on top. If you're someone who likes a lot
of different toppings, you probably agree that onions make just about anything taste better,
and that's definitely true when it comes to these hash browns. And while this is still
about as basic as can be, it does add something special to your meal.
The smothered hash browns aren't a whole meal on their own,
but they can be a delicious side dish. So don't be basic, and instead get your hash
browns topped with juicy onions if you want to take your Waffle House visit to the next level.
You may not think that a breakfast chain is the best place to order a burger. But
Waffle House's quarter-pound Angus hamburger begs
to differ. It's a classic that's hard to get wrong, and it absolutely delivers.
It all starts with a thick patty, which is substantial enough to fill you up even if
you're famished. Then comes the lettuce, tomato, and onion. All of these toppings are essential,
and you can also add jalapeños, grilled mushrooms, chili, and bacon.
And don't forget about that cheese! If you're not lactose intolerant,
make sure you ask for a sweet, sweet slice of that yellow American to top it all off.
If you're ready to go all the way, your go-to Waffle House order should
be hash browns all-the-way. Every topping around is added on top of the potatoes,
resulting in a mish-mash of ingredients that sounds dubious but is actually pretty fantastic.
The toppings consist of cheese, mushrooms, grilled onions, ham,
jalapeños, and tomatoes. That's a lot of food, true, but it's also a great
combination. And we're not done, as chili and sausage gravy complete this over-the-top meal.
"I gotta eat all that? That's too much, man!"
Hashbrowns all-the-way reflect everything there is to love about this quirky chain. Word to the wise,
though: don't feel pressure to finish it all in one sitting,
as you can always get a to-go container and save the rest for later.
If you want a waffle that really knocks it out of the park, opt for the chocolate chip.
It's essentially a dessert, but you can still order it first thing in the morning. Waffle
House certainly doesn't skimp on the chocolate chips here. They're spread out all over on top,
melting into the little pockets on the waffle's surface. That leaves you with gooey,
creamy sweetness that pairs perfectly with the thick, slightly crisp waffle.
If you're looking for something sweet at Waffle House, this is definitely our
top suggestion. Be prepared for it to fill you up, though. It's super dense,
so keep that in mind. Whether you're getting your kid a sweet treat or you
want to try something indulgent yourself, the chocolate chip waffle is the way to go.
What happens when you take a ton of delicious ingredients and mix them all together? Answer: the
breakfast heaven that is Waffle House's sausage, egg, and cheese hash brown bowl. First, there's a
thick layer of hash browns that provide more than enough carbs for one meal. Next comes the melted
cheese. Then, scrambled eggs and sausage are piled on top to create a mountain of deliciousness.
But if you're looking for something a little indulgent, a little heavy,
and a lot filling, this might just be the thing for you. And if you don't like sausage,
you can also get this same bowl with bacon or ham instead. There's even
a build-your-own-bowl option. Your choices truly are endless!
Finally, we come to the breakfast to rule all breakfasts: the All-Star Special. It comes with
a little bit of pretty much everything else on the Waffle House menu. When you're done,
you may not want to eat anything else for the rest of the day. But it's absolutely worth it.
When you order the All-Star Special, you'll start off with a waffle of
your choice. Then you add in a plate of protein, either sausage or bacon. Finally,
you add in the main breakfast plate that boasts eggs, toast, and a side of your choice.
This is undoubtedly a whole lot of food, but if you're super hungry, or you want to make
sure you have some leftovers, it's definitely the way to go anytime you visit Waffle House.
"Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup."