what else have teenagers been talking about is it the finer points of European tax legislation
understand teenagers
Myspace Facebook all those things there's a way for young people to sort of get to know
each other why are you two holding hands I'm holding his hand and he looks uncomfortable
I'm all right I'm just it's just friendly it's just friendly because we're just friends
that hand has touched Abby titmus he doesn't [Applause] but that's the nice thing about
myspace is that people are asked to be your friends and then you can either accept or
deny them it's that brutal you just deny them if it's fantastic if you could do that in
real life if people just came up to a party having quite nice conversation with somebody
else just tried to strike up a conversation
[Music] about the queen there's a new one called second life I did a gig on Second Life
a virtual gig on Second Life yeah you did a gig in another big world what's going on
oh my granddad don't cry why did you do that you're not funny in real life a computer
than the real thing because these people laugh at your ugly face you take that away
go go ah you hate him
oh you're milking it now it's friendly banter okay let's have a look and see if teenagers
are talking about the internet most talked about things yes teenagers are talking about
the internet our next round is called pick of the polls our teams choose a picture and
then have to answer our question based on a related survey or statistic Sean the dinner
lady you've chosen the dinner Lady it's a poll with the whole question 42 of children
think dinner ladies what in the dinner
men I always thought
I really did I watched a program about like Indian restaurants they all walked into it
if they're like you what a documentary where they show you yeah
[Laughter]
[Laughter] 42 of children think dinner ladies what they think they've got some kind of special
powers you're on the right lines they think it's sort of doing technology that's the right
answer yes 42 of children think that dinner ladies will be replaced by robots by the Year
2020.
Jason Alex David what do you want to go for I'm very drawn to this old lady okay this
picture represents grandmothers and it's a poll with a whole question seven percent of
grandmothers have recently walked gotten up early and then fallen asleep on the couch
like they do every [ __ ] day sellotape to pound coin to a birthday card so inside
of it and there you are buy yourself a CD
recently knocked someone over on one of those motorized carts the whole hit my thing culture
going on with granny's notes like they're all paid they're getting go faster stripes
and those aren't go faster Stripes They're varicose veins
it involves water water skied swum you're devilishly close it's a special type of Sweet
Brown oh that's a special type of swimming a type of swimming a type of swimming oh my
swimming move you mean a stroke I had a float had a float can you please stop gang you're
getting so annoyed what is it what is it what is it
[Applause]
have recently been skinny dipping no one gets a point I still want the point I don't know
if you noticed but David walliams just cheated [Music] [Applause]
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