- Hey you.
It's that time of year, March cleanliness.
(Kim laughs)
Honey, do we still need this?
When was the last time you wore this burnt orange blazer?
Ooh, okay, your shoes.
Okay, I read seven books on decluttering.
Did you see any of them?
No? Did you read them?
No. Okay.
Does this Atari bring you joy?
So when something doesn't bring you joy,
you say goodbye to it, but you talk to it first.
Thank you Atari for everything that you gave to me
as a child, when I didn't go through puberty
until I was 16 and had synthesizers.
Thank you, goodbye.
So if you own this, it owns a piece of you, philosophically.
Do you want this big angry wilder beast
owning a piece of you?
Hang on Mr. Athlete.
Look at this big trophy that you got.
Second place in algebra.
(Kim laughs)
This is an algebra trophy?
You know what though?
But you weren't an athlete, you were a mathlete.
(Kim laughs)
Your big muscles in your brain.
I'm so proud of you, you know what?
You can keep this, even though it looks like
the head fell off.
(Kim snorts)
This explains the Atari
(Kim laughs)
and the synthesizers, and it just explains so much.
(Kim laughs)
Oh, you're still watching the tournament?
I thought your team lost.
Oh, you're watching this team because you're petty
and you hate the team that's playing here,
and you want them to lose too,
so you don't feel so bad about how terrible
your team was this year?
Rooting against a team is very negative energy,
just for them to lose.
You know what's good energy?
Decluttering the house
and then decluttering your mind,
and then it would declutter our relationship,
it would declutter everything.
You know what we're gonna do now?
We're gonna declutter our finances.
There's so many subscriptions out there
and I know that I have a lot of subscriptions myself
for a lot of supplements,
and a lot of makeup, and a lot of other things.
But let's talk about sports channels.
Ooh, my new shoes, I needed these shoes.
These are my spring shoes.
My supplements, my vitamins,
and I don't even know what this is.
It's like Christmas, supplement Christmas.
My new shelf organizers.
Do you know these were on sale?
This makes us money. I don't know if you know how it works
but let's say something is $200
and then it's on sale for $100,
it's basically like taking a hundred dollars
and putting it into the bank.
So if I keep buying these things, we're gonna retire soon.
That's how money works.
The other hundred dollars that you spend on it
doesn't exist.
- [Kim] (laughs) Stop it.
- Hey. Basketball again?
I do like basketball.
I loved that Fairleigh Dickinson team
that wore the dark blue costumes,
that beat Purdue in that first game.
That was amazing, those guys were so scrappy.
(Kim laughs)
- [Kim] F D U.
F D U. - F D U.
F D U, get off the couch and help me do some decluttering.
(Kim laughs)
This feels so good getting rid of all of this stuff.
Oh, hey you.
I'm on your side and that's fine.
And I haven't done my side for a couple years,
I'll do it eventually.
But this little tiny area of all of your things,
the one spot in the closet where you can keep your things,
definitely need some cleaning.
When was the last time you wore this Ultimate Crown shirt?
When was the last time you wore this
triathlon Sardinia thing?
When was the last time you wore this soccer jersey?
When was the last time you wore this burnt orange blazer?
- [Kim] (laughs) All fair questions, by the way.
- Doesn't this feel so good for you?
For me to throw your things away?
Doesn't it feel good for you?
I know I have seven times the volume
of clothes that you have, but I need options.
Like, I just don't know,
am I gonna want to look like a
fancy flower girl?
Am I gonna want to look like a printy cheetah?
Or am I gonna want to feel
more like a cardigan Taylor Swift?
Or am I gonna want to, am I gonna want to be blue?
Or am I gonna want to be a vixen in red?
Am I gonna want to be kind of
a cash with holes sort of situation?
- [Kim] (laughs) Cash with holes.
- Am I gonna want to be a frilly laced surry
with the fringe on top?
(Kim laughs)
Ooh, am I gonna want to be a cash hoodie
leather jacket kind of day?
Options.
This is your shoe rack
and I mean, just one tiny motion.
(rack clangs)
(Kim laughs)
And they just fall right over.
So we've gotta do something about maybe fewer shoes.
I mean, I know that you have in all,
about eight pairs of shoes and that I may have a few more
pairs of shoes, but I think we need to do some sort of
organizational thing about your shoes,
as long as it doesn't involve putting them up here
where my wedding dress is.
(Kim laughs)
(upbeat funky music)
- [Kim] Just look at it. - Do you really want to?
- [Kim] Yeah, so get it real quick.
- Are you serious? - [Kim] Yeah.
- [Husband] How long has this been here?
- [Kim] This has been here, we got married in 2005.
- Yeah, we've never opened it.
- [Kim] It's survived.
- I'm so excited about this.
- [Kim] It survived some moods.
It's a box within a box.
This is so exciting.
You can see the moving stickers.
It's moved twice.
- Okay, guys. - [Kim] Okay.
- First of all, Kim
obviously was super hot in her wedding dress.
Ready? - [Kim] Yeah.
Oh.
- [Husband] It looks great.
This is a really nice box that traveled through two
homes, never being opened.
- I am not going to try on this wedding dress
because I know
that I am
an additional like 15 pounds,
and I don't want to feel bad about myself
because it is normal to age, and have children,
and to increase your size and weight.
And I don't want to feel bad about myself,
so this is just like a little souvenir
that we're gonna have,
that I'm not gonna ever try on again.
That was fun.
By the way, they altered it
and they made it really, really tight.
And the lady said, "oh, people normally lose weight
before their weddings."
I'm like, I wasn't planning on losing weight.
So I had, I went to our honeymoon and I couldn't wear,
well I wore a bikini, but it had
jabs from the corset in here, 'cause it was so tight.
So it was tight even 15 pounds ago.