Good evening, everyone.
In a moment we'll be lighting the South Park Christmas tree
to kick off the holidays !
( Crowd ) Hooray !
Christmas tree ! Christmas tree !
Christmas tree !
Hi guys !
A very merry Christmas to you !
God bless us, every one !
Alright, here to light the Christmas tree
is a very special young man
who shows us all the true meaning of Christmas--
Jimmy !
( Applause & cheers )
Wow, what a terrific audience.
Thank you for giving me this great honor, mayor.
Before I l-l-light the tree
I was wondering if I could sing my favorite
C-Christmas song real quick ?
Christmas songs ! Christmas songs !
Alright, here it goes.
♪ On the first day of c-c... ♪
♪ Christmas my t-t... True-true love ♪
♪ g-g-gave g-g-gave ♪
♪ gave to... M-m-m... ♪
♪ me
♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪
♪ out jumps good old
♪ me
No, you can tell it's really clean.
Santa likey.
[ sniffing ]
♪ ho-ho-ho who wouldn't go ♪
♪ up on the house top click-click-click ♪
♪ down through the chimney with good old... ♪
♪ me
Yeah ! Yay !
It's the nicest star I ever saw.
OW !
Ugh.
Ha ha ha ha.
[ screaming ]
[ car crash ]
Whoo ! Alright ! Happy holidays !
Happy holidays ! WHOO !
♪ and a partridge in a p-p... ♪
♪ pear t-t-tree
♪ on the third day of c-chri... Chri... ♪
Poo-choo train !
Poo-chooo !
♪ The poo-choo train's laying down its tracks ♪
♪ with a--
♪ All the way and back ♪
♪ poo-poo train is my favorite thing ♪
♪ spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing ♪
[ sniffing ] Hey...
[ sniffing ]
Try to catch some on your tongue.
It's fun.
( Hankey ) ♪ Christmas time wouldn't be the same ♪
♪ without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train ♪
♪ On the f-f-fifth day of C-C-Christmas ♪
♪ my true love gave to m-me ♪
♪ five g-g-golden r-r-rii... Rings ♪
♪ ba dump dump d-d-dump ♪
I'm hit !
Sleigh is hit ! I repeat: sleigh is hit !
( Over radio ) Instrument failure at 0600 feet !
The sleigh's going down !
Aaaah !
Aaagh !
Blood orgy !
Yay ! Blood orgy ! Blood orgy, yay ! Weeeee !
Stan, what the hell is going on?
[ grunting ]
It's Critter Christmas, dude ! It sucks ass !
Hey look, it's Santy Claus !
AAAH !
Gee whiz, Santa.
You're not gonna kill me, are you--
♪ I'm riding in Santa's sleigh ♪
♪ so high above the trees at Christmas time ♪
♪ with candy cane wishes and smiles-- ♪
What are you doing ?
I'm having a precious Christmas time moment, Kyle,
if you don't mind.
Jesus !
Lock 'n' load.
I'm packing.
( Gurgling )
( silenced gunshots )
AGH !
Every year on Christmas Day,
we should remember Jesus
for what he did,
and thank him for it.
[ crowd cheering ]
♪ the lights are turned way down low, so ♪
♪ let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪
♪ the fire is slowly dyin' ♪
♪ and my dear we're still good-bye-be-byin' ♪
♪ but as long as you love me so ♪
♪ let it snow
♪ let it sno-ooow
♪ my t-true love gave to me ♪
♪ eleven p-p-pipers p-p-piping... ♪
Ho ho ho ! Merry Christmas !
Boy, things sure are starting to look Christmasy now.
Merry christmas to all !
And to all a good night ! Ho ho ho ho ho !
♪ and a p-partridge in a p-pear treeeee ♪
That's it ?
That's it ! The song's over !
We can light the tree !
( Cheering )
Oh, finally !
Go on, Jimmy !
There's only five more seconds until Christmas.
( Electric fizzle )
[ bulb popping ]