Ever since Twitter banned
Donald Trump, he's been scheming.
He's been trying to find ways to
get back on.
And so his latest attempt, I don't
know, maybe you guys are getting
mad at me, but I gotta give him
credit, it was certainly creative.
So it all started off with him
putting out this website.
Here it is,
it's donaldjtrump.com/desk, okay?
So there's the website,
which then later turned into
a handle on Twitter, right?
So the handle on Twitter
was @DJTdesk, okay?
And he got greedy, right?
He's thinking, no one's going to
figure out what this is.
No one's going to figure out that
I'm the one
who's using this account to tweet.
But then this woman named
Laurie Buckley noticed it and says,
DJ Trump, or Donald J Trump,
is back using @DJTdesk.
And so then the account responds to
it by saying, Former President
Donald J Trump is not tweeting.
Any posts made,
aside from replies like this one,
are direct copies from the forum
that's composed at, and
then they have the website listed.
Posts are made by Save America on
behalf of the 45th President of
the United States, then distributed
on to this platform.
>> They think they're clever,
it's hilarious.
So Trump writes something on
his own blog, basically.
And then they take the same
exact thing and they put it on
their Twitter account, yeah,
that's him writing a tweet, right?
No, it's not Donald Trump.
[LAUGH] >> It's the desk of
Donald Trump.
>> It's the desk of
Donald Trump, guys.
[LAUGH] >> Come on, we're hearing
from Donald Trump's desk.
>> By the way, I haven't said
anything on this show.
It's all been from the desk of
Cenk Uygur, okay?
[LAUGH] >> Okay, so,
Twitter suspended the account.
>> Yeah, of course they did.
>> There it is.
>> He thought he was being clever,
it's so funny.
So previously he had hyped up to
say, I've got something coming up
on social media.
It's going to be my platform.
And I'm thinking, well, look,
he's got the tons of money he
scammed people out of
during the election time, right?
>> Yeah.
>> And so he could do it, but
I'm like, that is awfully quick to
come up with a platform.
You'd have to have some excellent
organization and engineering stuff.
So I'm curious what he's going to
come up with, because that is
not how Trump rolls.
>> You have to just thinking
at planning to launch
a social business.
We've covered this 1000 times,
he couldn't manage his way out of
a wet paper bag.
So I'm like, okay,
let's see what they got, right?
So they release it,
it's not a platform at all.
It's just, there's two things.
[LAUGH] >> One, Trump's tweets,
okay, I mean, not tweets.
I mean not Trump,
it is the post that the desk of
Donald J Trump is putting up.
And if you notice, the only
other thing it does is contribute.
>> Of course, I didn't mention it
because it's such a no brainer.
You know Trump, he's looking to
make a buck in any way he can,
right?
So it's also worth just quickly
discussing the photo that was used
on the website that was launched in
order to do this whole scam that
didn't end up working anyway,
where he's seen with a sharpie
writing on a book.
[LAUGH] >> Looking very
serious, right?
I love it,
he's a very serious person.
Look at me with a sharpie writing
on a book.
>> Yeah, so we covered
this back when he was president.
That feels so
good to say, back when he was.
Every once in a while he would do
a photo op and there would be like
a book or papers in front of him.
And he'd be pretending to sign them
or working on them.
[LAUGH] >> But
he would lift up the corner, right?
So you couldn't see what was in it.
And almost every time somebody
would have a picture from some
other angle.
And you see the paper, and
of course, it'd always be blank,
right?
[LAUGH] >> And he's like,
I'm working real hard here.
I've got coronavirus, but
I'm at the hospital,
and go to the white church, right?
Like this, wide shot, okay.
[LAUGH] >> It was never like this,
and he thought, I got them,
I'll just do this and
they'll never see it.
[LAUGH] >> Remember,
Sarah Palin wrote on her hand, and
she's like, they'll never see it.
You're in a debate,
that was against Joe Biden, if you
remember all those years back, so
there's cameras everywhere.
And she'd written things like
freedom on her hand.
[LAUGH] >> You're needing to write
freedom on your hand,
otherwise you'd forget it?
>> But you know what,
the joke was on us.
Remember that was when we thought
she was the dumbest Republican?
>> Yes, Sarah, sorry, man,
it turns out it got way worse.
[LAUGH] >> All right, so
now the real question is,
what will the next attempt be?
What sneaky trick is Trump going to
think up, cook up,
in order to get back on Twitter?
Maybe using Pig Latin?
>> Well, yeah.
>> Maybe an account
with onalddayumptray?
[LAUGH] >> You think he
won't do it?
>> People will never know.
>> He's like, what do you mean?
It's not me, it's not even my desk.
It's onalddayumptray.
My God, he did do it.
So he didn't use Pig Latin, but you
remember back in the day when he
used to call reporters pretending
to be John Miller or John Barron,
did he name his son Barron?
He's such a knucklehead.
But he would call up like
the New York post and be like, this
is, everybody knows Trump's voice,
right?
This is John Miller, you're like,
you sound a lot like Donald Trump.
No, I'm his spokesperson
John Miller.
And what you wrote about him is
terrible, he is actually really
smart, and he's hating Madonna.
And Madonna is really into him,
actual story about Madonna.
Okay, he pretended that
he was dating her or
something along those lines.
>> He's so sad.
>> He's the saddest guy.
>> But you know what?
>> I wonder if he put that stuff
on when he made the phone call.
[LAUGH] >> The glasses and
the nose and the mustache.
Hold on, I'm going to get in,
I'm a method actor.
He puts it on, he's like,
I'm John Barron, no,
it's John Barron this time,
John Miller is on vacation.
>> [LAUGH] Artist's rendering.
The artist is Brett Erlich.
[LAUGH] >> And, look,
I think that it would have been
much smarter if he went with
something more his speed.
The desk of Donald Trump,
no one's buying that,
he's never at a desk.
He's either golfing or
taking a crap in his gold toilet.
So maybe DJTGoldenToilet would have
been a better way.
>> From the golden toilet of
Donald Trump, okay?
>> Exactly.
>> And he did,
by the way, he- >> [LAUGH] He's
sitting on a golden toilet.
>> Okay, well, the veracity of that
picture is interesting.
>> There's a story of how he
tried to, he bought an airplane.
It was supposed to be consumer,
I'm sorry, commuter plane.
So supposed to charge as little as
possible as people gotta go back
and forth between New York, Boston,
New York, DC and stuff.
And he thought of like,
it couldn't have been real gold,
but he tried to make the toilets
seem like they were golden.
>> He wanted marble in
the bathrooms.
>> Yeah, and they're like no,
you'll go bankrupt.
Yeah, this is not a private jet
that Caitlin Jenner's going to
take, okay?
This is a commuter, and
guess what happened to the airline?
Bankrupt, of course.
[LAUGH] >> Of course, from the
golden toilet of Donald J Trump.
[LAUGH] >> If he did that,
his followers would still love it.
MAGA would go like yo, yo,
of course, man, no,
you gotta eat that stuff.
I mean, you gotta tweet that stuff.
No, you got to, no, he's so
smart, man.
So sad.