>> Stephen: I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU FOLKS THAT DONALD TRUMP'S
NOT DOING VERY WELL WITH AFRICAN AMERICAN VOTERS.
I ESPECIALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU FOLKS OVER THERE.
YESTERDAY, AT A RALLY IN NORTH CAROLINA, HE ONCE AGAIN BROUGHT
THE BLACK COMMUNITY THE MESSAGE OF HOPE THAT ALL IS HOPELESS.
>> THEY ARE IN THE WORST SHAPE THAN EVER, EVER, EVER.
>> Stephen: FOR ONE THING, DONALD TRUMP MIGHT BECOME
PRESIDENT.
AND WHILE SOME POLLS OUT THERE SHOW TRUMP WITH 0% SUPPORT AMONG
AFRICAN AMERICANS, WE FOUND ONE.
FOR HIS UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE WE TURN NOW TO OUR DEAR FRIEND.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) A BOARD-CERTIFIED BLACK
REPUBLICAN, ENTREPRENEUR, AND TRUMP UNIVERSITY GRADUATE, P.K.
WINTHROP.
P.K., THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) P.K., P.K., MY MAN!
GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
"WHAT IT DO?" >> OH, IT DOES, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: I SEE YOU COME TO US FROM A GOLF COURSE.
I'M SORRY, DID WE INTERRUPT A ROUND?
>> OH, I DON'T PLAY GOLF, STEPHEN.
I JUST DRESS UP LIKE TIGER WOODS AND CHARGE WHITE PEOPLE FOR
AUTOGRAPHS.
THEY DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: GOOD TO HEAR, GOOD TO HEAR.
SPEAKING OF CONFUSED WHITE PEOPLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
DONALD TRUMP SAYING THERE'S NEVER BEEN A WORSE TIME FOR
BLACK PEOPLE?
>> THAT'S TRUE, STEPHEN.
UNLESS "TIME" INCLUDES HISTORY.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU, THIS BLACK PERSON NEVER HAD IT BETTER.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YOU BET.
SCARCITY DETERMINES VALUE.
AS ONE OF THE FEW BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTERS, I AM SOLID GOLD.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF WHICH, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT GUY IN
CANADA?
>> YEAH, HE'S AD ANY FRIEND OF MINE.
STAY STRONG, LESTON!
>> Stephen: I'M SURPRISED YOU SUPPORT TRUMP.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MISS BARACK OBAMA IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY, STEPHEN.
I'LL MISS ALL THE WONDERFUL RETAIL OPPORTUNITIES HE
PROVIDED.
THOSE ANTI-OBAMA RALLIES WERE GREAT FOR MY BUSINESS.
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO SELL THESE OBAMA/HITLER MUSTACHES?
>> Stephen: HOW COULD I FORGET?
YOU WERE QUITE PROUD OF YOUR ETSY PAGE.
>> YEAH, WELL, THANKS.
ALSO, REMEMBER MY DELICIOUS "OBAMA IS A KENYAN" BLACK RHINO
STEAKS?
( LAUGHTER ) OH, I SOLD A LOT OF THESE.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON, P.C.
AREN'T BLACK RHINOS ENDANGERED?
>> LIKE I SAID, I SOLD A LOT OF THESE.
AND THEN THERE WAS THIS CROWD FAVORITE: OBAMA "YOU LIE"
MOUTHWASH!
BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HECKLING THE PRESIDENT DURING THE STATE OF
THE UNION, YOU WANT YOUR BREATH AT ITS FRESHEST.
>> Stephen: WELL, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS ABOUT TO LEAVE OFFICE,
SO WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS PLAN NOW?
>> WELL, STEPHEN, I'VE COMPLETELY RESTOCKED MY
ENTIRE INVENTORY WITH NEW MERCHANDISE, LIKE THESE BRAND
TRUMP-STACHES.
YOU SLAP ONE OF THESE BABIES ON A PICTURE OF TRUMP...
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND HE BECOMES
HITLER?
>> NO, STEPHEN.
HE BECOMES A POWERFUL LEADER WHO KNOWS HOW TO RALLY THE
PEOPLE WITH HIS POWERFUL ORATORY SKILLS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE CHARLIE CHAPLIN.
HEY, YOU HUNGRY FOR MORE?
>> Stephen: I IN NO WAY IMPLIED THEY AM.
>> WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THESE.
THESE ARE TRUMP BLACK RHINO STEAKS.
EACH RHINO WAS HAND-SLAUGHTERED BY DONALD TRUMP, JR.
( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY.
BUT, I JUST HAVE ON ASK YOU HERE, AREN'T THOSE THE SAME
STEAKS AS BEFORE?
>> NOPE.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
THESE HAVE BEEN AGED FOR EIGHT YEARS IN A CLIMATE-CONTROLLED
DUPLEX.
AND YOU CAN WASH THEM DOWN-- YOU CAN WASH THEM DOWN WITH
TRUMP SPEARMINT LIQUEUR.
YEAH.
IT TINGLES!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, BUT AT LEAST THAT ONE DIDN'T HARM ANY RHINOS.
>> ACTUALLY, THERE'S A FAIR AMOUNT OF RHINO IN HERE.
WE USE ALL OF THE ANIMAL.
WE'RE NOT MONSTERS.
COME ON, MAN.
>> HEY, HEY, I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU TIGER WOODS?
>> DO YOU HAVE $5?
>> Stephen: >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ETHAN HAWKE.