[music playing]
Squidward Tentacles!
[cheering]
Oh, no, please. Please, you're too kind. get
I was going to ask Squidward how old he was
but then I remembered he can't count that high.
[laughing]
I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mailman
down to the size of a grain of sand.
- But how? - By using this shrink ray.
[thudding]
Mother of mercy! Where'd they go?
There. They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.
[growling]
What's the matter?
Potato chips are his favorite snack.
[clanking]
Johnson! No!
No. No, no.
Look.
[gasping] A Squidward action figure.
- Let me play with him. - No, Patrick.
Fighter pilot.
[shooting] Dive bomb!
- Patrick! - And then comes a giant fist!
- No! - Patrick, no!
That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward!
I shrunk him by accident.
Oh.
And then comes a giant--
Wait, you don't understand! This is serious!
I don't know how to unshrink him!
He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life.
Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day.
You think so?
Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size.
Like this pickle! See? They like each other!
N-n-n-n-no.
[kissing]
Order up, Mini Squid!
Okay, SpongeBob. Always happy to help.
[laughing]
Here you go, pal! Go get em', tiger!
Okay, now, who had the Krabby Patty,
and who had the Krabby Patty?
[laughing]
What the...? That's my joke!
Wow, honey, this new Mini Squidward is such a card!
And a great waiter, dear.
Oh, you're right.
So much better than that old, lousy, larger-scale Squidward.
Huh? [grumbling]
Yeah! Bring that little fella over here
and let me give him a $300 dollar tip!
What?!
Hey, not bad.
This looks even better than my old nose.
Well, I did have to use a few of your other body parts
to resculpt it.
Oh, look at the time. I have to go to work.
But you're a doctor, you're at work.
No, I'm just a fry cook.
But it was fun playing with you guys. Bye.
Fry cook?
Don't be afraid, ladies.
This sinus Adonis is on the market.
[gasping]
[babies crying]
[screaming]
[crying]
My moment of triumph. What? What the?
Oh, gross.
I command you to stop drooling on me.
I'll catch you.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Uh, I can fix this.
[screaming]
This time I got ya.
[screaming]
[shattering]
[gasping]
[grumbling]
- And he'll say- - Hi, Squidward.
Are you finished with those errands yet?
[screaming]
I know you're in here.
[gasping]
He's headed back to the Krusty Krab!
I'll beat him there!
SpongeBob, Squidward, enough duff-dragging!
Get to your stations, pronto!
Mr. Krabs, Squidward is in no condition
to perform his Krusty duties.
[babbling]
The poor guy has the mind of an infant.
I don't care if he has seaweed for brains.
He needs to be behind that register.
We've got customers out there just begging
to hand me their money.
- Please! - Please, take our money!
Please, Mr. Krabs!
- But- - No buts!
Get to work, you two!
[thudding]
All settled into your work station, I see.
Maybe you're ready for your Krusty duties after all!
Now let's make it official!
Oh, how silly of me!
Squiddy needs a high chair!
[thudding]
Just get me out of this filth heap.
[grunting]
Ugh, look at me, I'm a disgusting mess.
Oh. [thudding]
Here, try this hand sanitizer.
No, no, wait, wait, wait. Don't, don't, don't.
I wish you wouldn't- Oh, hey, that's not too bad.
Ah.
Well, now let's get all this nasty trash
in the truck and get out of here.
I was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in
seeking refuge.
Take a bite.
Who's the third person not affected?!
P-P-P-P... Plankton.
Plankton? The Chum Bucket!
Eat us. Eat us.
Which toy? Which toy? Which toy?
Not me. Not me. Not me.
I'll take this big, ugly one. [chuckles]
Too floppy to float on. It needs more air.
[groaning]
That oughta do it.
Hey, nice find, Patrick.
[grunting]
Cannon-sit!
[splashing]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Pool fight!
Pool fight! Pool fight!
Pool-
[screaming, thudding]
Ah, it's broken.
[groaning]
Ee! Squidward, you're even more handsome now.
And the crowd is in a frenzy.
Well, SpongeBob,
it was you who got me into this mess.
Now you have to get me out again.
I know, Squidward.
I'll think of something. I just need- I just-
[thudding]
[opera music playing]
[slow motion] Got me into...
Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!
[opera music playing]
[slow motion] Huh?
[panting]
[screaming, opera music playing]
[opera music playing, squeaking]
[thudding]
[opera music playing]
Squidward.
[opera music playing]
SpongeBob.
Feeling better after your sick day?
You might say that.
[gasping] He's glorious.
That's right.
I used to be sick of everything, but I'm not sick anymore.
I've been plagued by toxins and stress built up
over the years at this job, but SpongeBob washed those away.
[gasping]
Now, who wants to order?
[laughing]
Double Krabby Patty!
[clamoring]
[laughing]
Hello, police.
Excuse me, ma'am, but we've had some complaints.
[laughing] No, thank you, please.
Oh, no, Patrick, no outsidies for you.
Meow, help. Meow, help.
He said, "No, thank you, please?"
What does that even mean?
I demand that you do something about those snails, now!
[dinging]
Oh, this has got to stop!
[phone ringing]
[grumbling, thudding]
Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is-
Get out of my body! Go!
Grow?
No!
Almost ready to open. There.
Good morning, Mr. Krabs.
Hello, Squidward. Neptune's Trousers!
What's gotten into you?
[SpongeBob] Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.
[toilet flushing]
[Patrick] Squidward, the toilet's backed up again.
Ah ha oh!
Will you please turn that thing-?!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, hey, Squidward.
[muffled screaming]
What are you saying?
[muffled screaming]
[cheering]
I can't hear you over the hose noise!
Hold on, I'll turn it off.
[groaning]
Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's going to happen? How am I going to blow up?
No worse. It'll go right to your thighs.
My thighs?
And then you blow up.
[siren blaring]
Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
Ow!
Oh!
This oughta fix him. [laughing]
Okay, okay, I'm nice. Now, will you leave me alone?
Oh, yeah? Then prove it.
Yeah, are you nice enough to, um...
Compliment me on my new hairdo?
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
[laughing] Thank you.
Let the Junior Guppies camp out under your toenails?
[lullaby music playing]
Take me to the top of Mount Humongous?
Whee!
Blow on my old windmill?
Do my homework?
- Dust my attic? - Feed my snail?
[breathing heavily]
Wow. This giant really is friendly after all.
He taught my grandmother how to read.
He helped me start my own blimp ride company.
Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!
Help!
Squidward! No!
O.M. Jehosaphat! You don't see that every day!
[panting]
My friends are going to be lunch
if I don't think fast!
[panting]
[clanking]
SpongeBob! Patrick!
[panting]
Mrs. Puff! Mr. Krabs! Larry!
[panting]
Yeowch!
[panting]
Look out, Pearl! I'll save ya!
Whoa! [chuckles]
Like busting a bronco. Yee-ha!