- Eat some lightsabers.
Savers, sabers, are we in "Star Wars"?
- Are we playing with lightsabers?
- Yeah.
I don't know, I've never had them before.
- We're eating one?
I've heard of sword swallowing, but lightsabers?
Good luck to you!
(cheerful music)
- Can't wait, Lifesavers candy.
- I am viciously hungover,
so I could do with a little lifesaver.
- You need a lifesaver badly.
- I at least want them to
take my hangover away, at very least.
It's a high claim to say that they will save my life.
- Yeah.
- But maybe just my sticky brain for today.
- Fruit and berries.
Just berries, yeah. - Berry flavor,
and peanut butter.
It's this channel, and there's gonna be peanut butter.
- If there's a peanut butter Lifesaver, lads,
I might be walking.
(cheerful music)
Look at this, it's a little...
- Minty, you knew it.
- Woo-hoo!
- Oh, these are...
- These are silver mints.
- These are not what I expected.
- They're Polos!
- It's good that they're called Lifesavers though,
because they're like the things
that you throw into the water when someone's drowning.
- Oh, yeah, I never even got that.
- Given the smell of beer off of you,
this is probably a great thing to start with.
(laughing)
- I put on deodorant, fuck you.
- Pep-O-Mint mints.
Oh, very good!
- Pep-O-Mint?
- These are just Polo mints.
- These are Polo mints, yeah.
- They're exactly like what we have over here,
which are little hard Polo mints.
- Mm, these mint candies smell like mint.
- Yeah.
- Produced with genetic engineering.
- What the fuck are we eating?
- Mint is just chalk.
- Natural flavor.
- Mints are just chalk.
- Stearic acid.
- What do they do with the rest of the...
You know when they punch the hole in?
- Probably sell them as tiny, tiny tourist mints
in little boxes.
- I keep shrugging as if it's bad.
It's good.
- But it's a mint.
- It's a mint.
- They're something you find in the side of your dad's car.
Like, okay.
- You suck them,
until it gets to a little really delicate circle,
you try not to break it.
Whoever can go the longest without breaking it wins.
It's gonna be a long wait, though.
(laughs) I can't even fucking put it in my mouth.
(cheerful music)
- Are these peanut butter?
- No, they're not!
They're not!
- Rum. - Rum
- Someone peeled the wrong end of it,
and now we can't see what it says.
- Is it Utter Rum?
- Read that.
They're not, are they?
- They're butter flavor.
- Butter rum?
- All right, America.
- This is gonna taste great after something minty.
- I don't even know what butter rum is.
- Me neither, but do you know what it reminds me of?
Butter beer from "Harry Potter".
- These aren't gonna save a life, I'll tell you that much.
- It doesn't have the look that I wanted it to.
- No.
- Sugar, corn syrup, fructose corn syrup.
So, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
- Lot of dirty honey that somebody's put in a circle.
- They're kind of like a piss color.
- Ugh!
You're right, they are.
- Two for you, two for you.
- They're that
I haven't really drank a glass of water today piss color.
- Do they smell like butter or rum?
- Do you like this?
- There was a second of that that I really hated it,
and now I'm on the other side of it, and it's okay again.
- What the...
- Oh, no.
- That's like rum and raisin.
- Whoa. - I don't like them.
- Whoa.
- It's like when Dumbledore is like, "Alas, earwax."
That's the sensation. (laughs)
- It's earwax.
- It went Buttertown.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Whoa, whoa!
How does something so hard taste like butter?
- Oh, no, it's... (groans).
I don't like it, no.
Mm-mm.
Every time that the rum kicks in.
- I'm kind of liking it one minute,
and then I get this really...
I just can picture a tub of margarine or something,
and I'm like... (retches)
- It's like if you took a Werther's Original
back out of your alcoholic granddad's mouth.
(laughing)
- They have me on the fence.
- Yeah. - I kind of want to eat,
I want to keep sucking on it.
- They actually, for some reason, remind me of
ice pops I used to get as a kid.
Almost like a Calippo-y, do you know those...
No, Mr. Freeze.
- Easier to crunch than the mint.
- Yeah.
The crunchability factor is up.
- Yeah.
- Taste factor, way down. - Way down.
- I'm gonna give it a four, I'm sticking with four.
It's nice, so it warrants the same rating.
That's my logic.
(cheerful music)
- Guess.
- Red.
- Yeah, what flavor?
- Berry.
- It's very pleasant in color.
- Wild Cherry. - Ugh.
- Cherry.
- I hate cherry stuff.
- Cherry!
- Why are the last two not genetically engineered?
That's still bothering me, the mint was, I don't get it.
(Blaithin chuckles)
(sweets rattle)
- They smell nice.
- They do.
- Stop. (laughs)
You're being so silly.
- Here, can you open these?
I can't be dealing with papper.
Papper!
(laughing)
- We're going up after the rum butter, or butter rum.
- I'm gonna be honest,
I'm not getting a whole amount of flavor,
and I think it's because the last sweet ruined it for me.
- No.
No, I don't.
- In that case, I don't like it either anymore.
- These... (laughs)
- There's like a soft layer of goo on the outside of them,
and then you get to the hard bit.
What's that all about?
- Once you chew them.
- Oh, really? (imitates explosion)
- Oh, it sneaks up on you.
- It's changed.
I'm like, "You've changed, man."
- Mm. - Mm.
Yeah.
- Is it hitting Cherrytown yet?
- Yeah, it's hitting Cherrytown, and I want to go home.
- She wants to go through Cherrytown,
and I'm like, "I'll stop off here, have a few cherries,
no problem."
- It's not a hard candy, either, is it?
- No.
- There's a lot of false advertising with these Lifesavers.
- It sells you this idea of what it is, cheats on you,
comes back and is like,
"No, babe, I swear, I swear to God,
I'm good, I love you, I can change."
And you're like, "Okay, cool."
And then it does, and then it does it again.
- Who hurt you?
- Four and a half, 'cause it's a cherry flavor,
but it's still a Lifesaver.
Did I just hit you in the face?
Oh, my God.
(cheerful music)
Oh, look at this...
Look at it go!
- Fruit Tingles.
(Brian chuckles)
- They actually have the center in them.
Although they're smaller,
so I feel like they've cut corners elsewhere.
- Excuse me, Lifesavers.
- Ooh, look, these don't have a hole in them.
- They forgot the hole!
- This isn't gonna save anyone's life.
You throw this into a river when someone's drowning.
- These are gonna fizz up, and they're gonna fizz everywhere
and they're gonna be amazing.
- The proper fizzy ones, you see.
These are the ones I was expecting,
I think I've seen these somewhere before.
- It's a Refresher.
- Yeah.
- So, again, we have this.
It's just different.
- Oh, it's fizzy.
(Brian sings)
- Wow, they're fizzy!
- I adore these.
Oh, my God.
- Fizzier than a Refresher, even.
- I don't mean to overstate things,
but bit of a tingle.
- It has cleared all the cherry out of my mouth.
- Yeah.
- It's fizzing up, it's making me so happy.
- These are fine,
but they are not the same as the last three.
They're not in the same family.
- Mm-hmm.
- They're not even cousins.
- Oh, it's very fizzy.
Party! (Brian laughs)
- And they get...
Ooh!
- They're exciting.
- Really bubbly and frothy!
- Yeah.
- I prefer hole.
(laughing)
- I also prefer hole.
- They won't save a life, but these have saved my video.
- Yay! - Yay!
- They've cured my hangover.
- I'm gonna give these a solid nine.
- Whoa!
- [Man] Overall thoughts on the fizzy Lifesavers?
- They were fizzy Lifesavers.
- Actually, the fizzy ones have cheered me up,
because I was thinking, this is gonna be
a shit video if they're all like this.
- Oh, yeah, you got the best till last.
- Yeah.
- I think they're sweets.
- They're fine.
They wouldn't be my favorite sweets.
- No.
- Change the name of your company,
you're kind of bigging yourselves up.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- More than you can reasonably do.
- I'd eat a whole packet of those fizzy chalk stick things.
- Fizzy chalk sticks, yeah.
- If you want to save a life, don't eat Lifesavers.
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