Hi will you look like you're lonely
I am
*Beautiful boi emerging*
will you be my friend?
NO!
Oh
well that's okay I have Frank
Hullo!
He's a cup friend, he keeps me company and he helps me store my liquids
No!
YOU'RE LONELY
Ah it burns!
*gasp* My liquids!
*The final breath of a sweet cup friend*
... and also Frank is on fire
Why don't you try the all new flesh Plant Pal from F.A.P.S?
Wow! What is that!?
It's your very own new best friend that grows as you take care of it
Wow! That sounds great! How do I do it?
The Plant Pal kit comes with everything you need to grow your new buddy!
First open up your box to reveal the contents within
Then, take your Plant Pal bulb out of its protective packaging
And the bulb should spring into life!
*adorable little finger bulb wiggle*
*gasp* Wow!
Next, fill a plant pot, with the special Plant Pal complete compost mix
That looks yummy
Create a hole for the bulb
And plant your new buddy into the soil
Leaving the shoots at the top exposed
*happy soil finger jig*
Give your friend a quick water
And leave it to grow
Look at that!
Wow!
*long finger boi jig*
It's already well on its way to becoming your new pal however now it needs feeding
So take your sachet of specially formulated Plant Pal liquid tripe mix
and sprinkle it onto the soil
Look how happy he is!
*full tum long boi finger jig*
just remember to feed your leafy chum one sachet every week and watch your friendship grow!
now look at this handsome fella
*joyous flailing*
*little dribs*
hello there Plant Pal, will you be my friend?
*cheeky parp*
I'll take that as a yes!
Very soon you'll be able to have conversations with your new buddy, just take good care of them until...
well hello there what a big boy you've become
*Grown up rasp*
I bet you're full of insightful things to say
*Very insightful scream*
Quite the conversationalist
Oh he's a regular chatter boy
Chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat
Chat chatting
Chat
I bet you two have so much in common
Just remember to keep watering him and you'll have a friend for life
*blurgh*
Whoops!
You think this is funny!?
I forgot to water him!
IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU!?
YOU'RE A MURDERER THAT WAS A LIFE YOU MORON!
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE PART PLANT YOU THINK OUR LIFE ISN'T AS VALUABLE?!
The new Plant Pal kit comes with everything you need to grow your own best friend
Get yours now from F.A.P.S
Hey Frank, we miss you, you were taken far too young and you stored our liquids
We miss you Frank
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