[ MUSIC ]
>> OKAY, WELCOME TO
THE ASTRONAUT CLASS OF 2017.
IT'S BEEN A CRAZY
COUPLE OF DAYS FOR YOU GUYS,
WHAT WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT,
COMING HERE.
YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF INTERVIEWS
SO FAR AND WE'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW
JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU,
BUT I THOUGHT WE'D DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN TODAY
BY DOING TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE.
SO IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR
WITH THE GAME, EACH ONE OF YOU
HAS A PIECE OF PAPER,
AND YOU'VE WRITTEN DOWN
TWO TRUE STATEMENTS
ABOUT YOURSELF
AND ONE FALSE STATEMENT.
SO LET'S SEE HOW WELL
YOU KNOW EACH OTHER NOW
AND SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS
WHICH THING IS THE LIE.
I THINK WE'LL START BY JUST
GOING IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS
HOW WE DID THE ANNOUNCEMENT,
AND HOW WE'VE BEEN DOING
MOST THINGS, SO KAYLA,
LET'S START WITH YOU--
YOUR TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE.
>> AWESOME-- LOVE GOING FIRST.
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD THING HERE.
SO MY FIRST STATEMENT HERE
IS I'VE NEVER LOST
A GAME OF CHARADES.
>> LIE.
>> MY SECOND STATEMENT
IS I PREDICTED
MY LITTLE SISTER'S BIRTH.
AND MY THIRD STATEMENT
WAS I WAS ONCE PART
OF A COMPETITIVE
WINE TASTING TEAM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'LL BELIEVE THAT,
I'LL BELIEVE THAT.
>> IT'S OUT THERE.
>> HAVE YOU EVER
PLAYED CHARADES?
>> CAN'T ANSWER THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT'S THE ROE
ON QUESTION ASKING--
HOWEVER I GUESS?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU PREDICTED THE BIRTH?
>> I CAN'T ANSWER THAT EITHER.
>> LIKE, THAT THERE WAS
GOING TO BE A BABY?
[ OVERLAPPED CHATTER ]
>> THAT'S WITHOUT DEFINITION.
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY LOOSE,
LIKE IT ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT.
>> "MOM'S BELLY'S AWFUL BIG."
>> CHARADES.
>> YEAH, CHARADES.
>> I'D DO CHARADES, YEAH.
>> I DEFINITELY THINK
THAT'S THE LIE, YEAH.
>> YOU GUYS GOT IT RIGHT.
I WILL--
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS BASED ON A TRUTH--
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER LOST A GAME
OF PICTIONARY, SO IF ANYBODY'S
UP TO CHALLENGE THAT RUN--
AND I'VE PLAYED
A LOT OF PICTIONARY.
>> WHOA, OKAY.
>> SO-- BUT GOOD JOB, GUYS.
>> TURN OFF THE CAMERA--
WE'RE PLAYING PICTIONARY.
>> DEFINITELY NEED TO KNOW
MORE ABOUT THE COMPETITIVE
WINE TASTING.
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
>> SO I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY
OF CAMBRIDGE FOR GRAD SCHOOL,
AND IT'S AN INTERESTING PLACE.
I CALL IT DISNEY WORLD
FOR NERDS, BECAUSE IT'S
JUST LIKE NOT REAL LIFE.
BUT ONE OF THEIR VARSITY SPORTS
THERE IS BLIND WINE TASTING,
WHEREIN YOU DO
FIRST A WHITE ROUND
AND THEN A RED ROUND,
WHERE THEY POUR YOU
SIX GLASSES OF WINE
FROM LIKE WINE BOTTLES IN BAGS--
SO YOU CAN'T SEE
ANYTHING ABOUT IT--
AND YOU HAVE TO IDENTIFY A BUNCH
OF NERDY CHARACTERISTICS,
LIKE TASTING NOTES,
HOW MUCH ALCOHOL, SUGAR CONTENT,
ACIDITY LEVEL,
WHERE IT WAS GROWN, ET CETERA.
I WILL SAY THAT I DID NOT
MAKE THE VARSITY SQUAD--
DUE TO ACTUALLY
DRINKING MY WINE AT PRACTICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AS OPPOSED TO
SPITTING IT OUT, SO--
BUT IT WAS A GOOD TIME FOR SURE.
>> THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
WELL, OKAY, SO NEXT
WE'LL MOVE ON TO ZENA.
>> OKAY.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
FIRST OF ALL,
I ABSOLUTELY HATE MUSHROOMS.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM,
I WILL NOT TOUCH THEM.
TWO, I AM REALLY GOOD
AT BOWLING, AND THREE,
I'M REALLY GOOD
AT ETCH-A-SKETCHING.
>> BOWLING.
>> all: BOWLING.
>> YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE NEVER BROKEN 100.
I'M SO BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO ETCH-A-SKETCHING--
WHAT'S THE COOLEST THING
YOU'VE DRAWN ON
AN ETCH-A-SKETCH.
>> I DID A PORTRAIT
OF BOB DYLAN IN HIGH SCHOOL
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD,
AND THEN AT THE VERY END--
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO SAY A HOUSE OR SOMETHING.
>> AT THE VERY END,
I DECIDED TO WRITE HIS NAME,
BUT I FORGOT THE L IN DYLAN,
AND I HAD TO DO IT OVER AGAIN.
>> OH, NO!
>> IT WAS REALLY SAD.
>> ARE YOU GOOD AT STAIRCASES?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> TOO BAD THEY DON'T
HAVE AUTOCORRECT ON IT.
>> EXACTLY, THERE'S
NO UNDO BUTTON, YEAH.
CIRCLES ARE STILL
TRICKY, THOUGH.
>> AWESOME.
OKAY, RAJA,
LET'S MOVE ON TO YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO I USED TO
SLICE DELI MEAT FOR A LIVING.
I MET NEIL ARMSTRONG
WHEN I WAS FIVE.
AND MY FLIGHT LEAD STOPPED ME
FROM FLYING INTO NORTH KOREA.
>> DELI MEATS.
>> NEIL ARMSTRONG.
>> DELI MEAT.
>> NEIL ARMSTRONG.
>> DELI MEAT.
>> NEIL ARMSTRONG.
>> NEIL ARMSTRONG?
>> ONLY BECAUSE THEY ASKED
YESTERDAY IF ANYBODY
HAD EVER MET NEIL ARMSTRONG.
>> OH!
>> OKAY.
HOW FAST CAN YOU SLICE
THE DELI MEAT.
>> PRETTY FAST.
MY WIFE AND I ACTUALLY WORKED
AT HY-VEE FOR A WHILE,
AND WE SLICED DELI MEAT
IN THE DELI SECTION.
SHE ACTUALLY LOST THE TIP OF
HER FINGER ON THE DELI SLICER,
SO YEAH.
BUT REATTACHED, SO--
>> ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
VERY COOL, AND DEFINITELY
NEED TO KNOW THE STORY
BEHIND ALMOST FLYING
INTO NORTH KOREA.
>> SO THE-- THERE'S
A RESTRICTED AREA,
AND THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A LOT
OF AIRFIELDS IN THAT AREA.
AND SO I WAS A YOUNG WINGMAN,
AND WE WERE DOING PRACTICE
TARGET ATTACKS, AND I WAS--
WE WERE JUST SPLIT
FROM EACH OTHER, AND I WAS
DOING A TALK-ON, WE CALL IT,
TO AN AIRFIELD.
AND I WAS GETTING REAL CLOSE,
AND I'M LIKE, "MAN, I CAN--"
I'M COUNTING THINGS
ON THE RUNWAY,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
MY FLIGHT LEADER REALIZES THAT
THAT IS NOT A SOUTH KOREAN
AIRFIELD THAT I'M DESCRIBING.
THAT IS A NORTH KOREAN AIRFIELD.
AND YEAH, CALLS ME SOUTH
BEFORE ANYTHING WORSE HAPPENED,
BUT I WAS, YOU KNOW,
LIKE FAT, DUMB AND HAPPY,
LIKE INTO THE SCENARIO, LIKE,
"YEAH, YOU'VE GOT THIS--"
YOU KNOW, DESCRIBING EVERYTHING
I SAW ON THE GROUND,
WHICH WAS ACTUALLY
REALLY SOMETHING OVER THERE
ON THE GROUND.
BUT YEAH.
>> WELL, NOW YOU HAVE AN AMAZING
AMOUNT OF FLIGHT EXPERIENCE,
TOO, SO I'M SURE SOME THINGS
YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN FROM.
AWESOME.
OKAY, SO MATT, YOU'RE UP.
>> ALL RIGHT,
MY THREE THINGS HERE.
I'VE CLIMBED
TEN 14ERS IN COLORADO.
I RODE ON THE CREW TEAM
IN COLLEGE.
AND I WON A GIFT WRAPPING
COMPETITION DURING THE HOLIDAY
SEASON AT THE CONTAINER STORE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I REALLY HOPE
THE CONTAINER THING IS TRUE.
THAT'D BE AWESOME.
>> ROW.
>> all: ROW.
>> HE WAS ON THE ROWING TEAM
AT USC, SO THAT'S TRUE.
>> THE 14 CLIMBING ONE.
>> WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE?
>> THE CLIMBING
TEN 14ERS IN COLORADO.
>> OFFICIAL GUESS.
>> 14ERS.
>> 14ERS IS THE LIE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I'VE CLIMBED ZERO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE ONLY DRIVEN UP THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I CLIMBED ONE--
IT'S A PRETTY FUNNY STORY.
>> SO I'M GUESSING YOU HAVE
A RECORD FOR THE GIFT WRAPPING
COMPETITION, THEN, RIGHT?
>> NO, JUST THE HOLIDAY SEASON,
I THINK IN D.C.
WE WERE WITH MY WIFE
AT THE CONTAINER STORE,
AND YEAH, HAPPENED
TO HAVE A COMPETITION
SO YOU COULD WIN
LIKE A GIFT CERTIFICATE.
AND I KEPT REFUSING TO JOIN,
BUT MY WIFE GOT ME INTO IT,
AND THEN...
I WON IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE GOT AN AWESOME
$20 GIFT CERTIFICATE.
>> I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T
CLIMBED ANY 14ERS, THOUGH.
THAT'S SURPRISING.
>> YEAH, NO, GROWING UP
IN COLORADO NOT HAVING CLIMBED
A 14ER IS PRETTY UNUSUAL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, WELL,
LET'S MOVE ON TO BOB.
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
I REORDERED THESE
SO YOUR PHILOSOPHY
ON WHICH ONE'S THE LIE
DOESN'T APPLY.
>> I CAN SEE HIS FACE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
SO, I MET MY WIFE
IN GRAD SCHOOL,
I WENT TO COLLEGE
ON A TRACK SCHOLARSHIP,
AND I GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
WHILE FLYING AN AIRPLANE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT ]
>> WIFE IN GRAD SCHOOL.
>> YEAH, WIFE IN GRAD SCHOOL.
DIDN'T MEET HER THERE.
MET HER--
>> YOU'VE GOT TO TELL
THE TRUCK STORY, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALWAYS IS.
SO I WAS FLYING
A LITTLE CESSNA 152,
TINY LITTLE AIRFIELD,
UNCONTROLLED AIRFIELD
UP IN PENNSYLVANIA.
AND THERE'S A ROAD
LITERALLY ABOUT TEN FEET
FROM THE END OF THE RUNWAY.
THEY HAVE THESE LITTLE
FLASHING LIGHTS THAT SAY,
"YIELD TO LOW-FLYING AIRCRAFT."
AND I'M SITTING IN
THE LEFT SIDE OF THE AIRPLANE,
WHERE YOU SIT WHEN YOU'RE
BY YOURSELF, AND I'M COMING DOWN
FINAL APPROACH, AND NEXT THING
YOU KNOW, I HEAR THIS THUMP,
AND I'M LOOKING OUT THE SIDE
OF THE AIRPLANE AT THE RUNWAY.
I GO AROUND, AND I'M TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
I LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER,
I SEE A BLACK DISK BOUNCE
AND HIT A BUILDING.
AND I LOOK OUT, AND THERE'S
NO WHEEL ON THE LEFT SIDE.
SO AFTER A LITTLE
TROUBLESHOOTING AND TALKING
TO THE GUYS ON THE GROUND
AT THE FBO, THEY ALL COME OUT,
STANDING BY THE RUNWAY,
AND I FLY BY.
AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"OKAY, YOU HAVE JUST A STRUT
"ON YOUR LEFT SIDE AND NOTHING
"ON THE RIGHT SIDE."
>> OH, MAN.
>> STILL HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS POINT.
I JUST KNOW ALL THAT STUFF
FLEW OFF THE AIRPLANE
AT SOME POINT.
ANYWAY, LANDED ON THE RUNWAY--
I MEAN, IT'S A CESSNA,
SO YOU LAND AT 45 KNOTS,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
SO TOUCH DOWN, IT SPINS AROUND
IN THE AIRPLANE,
AND WE ALL GET OUT
AND WE'RE STANDING AROUND,
LIKE A BUNCH OF HILLBILLIES
KIND OF GOING,
"MAN, THAT WAS COOL."
AND THIS TRACTOR TRAILER
COMES DRIVING DOWN, PULLS OVER
THE TEN FEET OF GRASS,
DRIVES UP THE RUNWAY,
AND HE GOES, "YOU HIT MY TRUCK!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE LIFTS UP THE BACK,
AND WE LOOK IN--
EMPTY TRAILER,
AND YOU CAN SEE,
SKIDDED RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP
ON ONE OF THE SPARS
THAT HOLDS THE SKIN
ON THE TOP OF THE TRUCK.
I SKIDDED RIGHT ACROSS IT.
>> WOW.
>> SO IT WAS A LIE, THEN,
BECAUSE YOU HIT THE TRUCK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOT TRUE--
THAT WAS FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES.
SO THE TRUTH WAS TWISTED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO THEY NOW HAVE
A DISPLACED THRESHOLD
DOWN THERE AT THAT AIRPORT--
300 FEET DOWN SO THAT THERE'S
NO HAZARDS ON THE THING.
SO THAT'S ALL DUE TO ME.
OR THE TRUCK DRIVER, ACTUALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO IT WAS FUNNY, THOUGH--
HE'S CALLING
HIS INSURANCE COMPANY,
AND THEY GO, "OKAY--"
"HEY, WE HAD AN ACCIDENT."
AND THEY SAID,
"OKAY, WHAT'S THE VEHICLE TYPE?"
AND HE LIKE LOOKS AT ME,
AND I'M LIKE...
"CESSNA 152."
AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"WE DON'T HAVE THAT
"IN OUR DATABASE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOSH.
OKAY, SO LET'S MOVE ON TO WOODY.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO IN KEEPING
WITH MATT'S THEME, I'VE CLIMBED
ONE OF THE SEVEN SUMMITS.
I BUILT MODEL ROCKETS
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
AND I CAN DO
A STANDING FRONT FLIP.
>> YOU'RE TOO TALL
FOR A FRONT FLIP.
THE ROTATIONAL INERTIA'S
TOO BIG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO CHANCE.
[ INDISTINCT ]
>> I THINK I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT.
>> YOU HAD TO BUILD ROCKETS.
>> NO, HE WAS KNOWN
FOR ROCKET MAKING AS A KID.
AMONG CIRCLES OF ROCKET MAKERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO, ACTUALLY, B.K.
SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
MAKING ROCKETS AS A KID.
>> THE SUMMIT?
>> YEAH, SUMMIT.
>> SUMMIT.
>> IT'S THE FRONT FLIP.
>> OH!
>> CAN'T DO A FRONT FLIP.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY,
IF THAT WAS A TRUTH,
WE WOULD DEFINITELY
HAVE YOU DEMONSTRATE.
>> THE ROTATIONAL INERTIA
IS JUST--
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> CAN YOU DO A BACKFLIP?
>> I CANNOT.
>> OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOT EVEN OFF A DIVING BOARD?
>> NEVER TRIED.
IT JUST SEEMS REALLY SCARY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO WHICH SUMMIT
DID YOU CLIMB?
>> I DID DENALI.
>> DENALI, ALL RIGHT.
VERY COOL.
>> VERY NICE.
>> VERY COOL.
OKAY, JONNY, YOU'RE UP.
>> SO NUMBER ONE, I WROTE:
ENLISTING IN THE NAVY WAS
THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE.
NUMBER TWO, I GOT IN TROUBLE
OVERSEAS AFTER BEING ON
THE PHONE NEXT TO A GENERATOR
AFTER A MORTAR ATTACK
AND NOT BEING THERE
FOR THE HEADCOUNT.
AND I AM
A HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION
AT MY LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL.
>> KOBAYASHI.
>> HOT DOGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> JOINING THE NAVY.
>> I THINK THE FIRST ONE, YEAH.
I THINK MARRIAGE
IS THE FIRST ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> TELL THE TRUTH--
WHICH WAS THE LIE?
HOT DOGS.
>> HOT DOGS.
>> IS IT THE HOT DOGS?
YEAH, THAT WAS THE LIE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I AM NOW IN TROUBLE.
>> [ INDISTINCT ] LOVE IT.
>> SO WHAT-- THAT GENERATOR
STORY-- THAT'S--
>> NO, YEAH,
I DEFINITELY GOT IN TROUBLE
WITH MY PLATOON FOR,
"WHERE'S JONNY?"
AND I WAS OUTSIDE ON THE PHONE.
>> OH, MAN, OKAY.
WELL, GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, ROBB, YOU'RE UP.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO I INSPECTED
A ROCKET BOOSTER WHILE IT HAD
LIQUID OXYGEN ONBOARD.
I SKIED OFF THE SUMMIT OF DENALI
WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE.
OR WENT ROCK CLIMBING
WITH A BROKEN ANKLE WHILE
WEARING AN ASTRONAUT HELMET.
>> OOH.
>> WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE?
>> SKIED OFF THE SUMMIT
OF DENALI WEARING
A SUPERMAN CAPE.
>> I'M OKAY WITH THAT ONE.
>> YEAH, I'D GO WITH THAT ONE.
>> YOU GUYS ARE TOO EASY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO WHAT KIND OF CAPE WAS IT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT WAS THE LIE.
>> WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE AGAIN?
>> I WENT ROCK CLIMBING
WITH A BROKEN ANKLE WHILE
WEARING AN ASTRONAUT HELMET.
>> WHY?
>> WHY NOT?
>> I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS BROKEN.
IT JUST KEPT GIVING OUT ON ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE SAFE--
NO, SO WE-- ONE OF THOSE
PADDED ASTRONAUT HELMETS
LIKE YOU SEE
IN THE COSTUME STORE.
AND MY BUDDIES AND I,
WE ALWAYS LIKE
WHEN WE GO CLIMBING HAVING
SOME SORT OF GAG WITH YOU--
WHETHER IT BE SOME SORT OF
SILLY COSTUME, I GUESS,
AND THAT DAY IT WAS
THE ASTRONAUT HELMET.
>> OKAY, THAT WAS AWESOME.
JASMIN, YOU'RE UP.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'M AN AUNT
TO AN INCREDIBLY CUTE
AND WELL-MANNERED
FOUR-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRL.
IN COLLEGE I WAS A MEMBER
OF THE VARSITY BASKETBALL,
LACROSSE, VOLLEYBALL,
AND CROSS COUNTRY TEAMS.
AND I WAS PUSHED DOWN
A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
BY MY BROTHER WHEN I WAS TWO.
>> YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE
YOU'D BE WELL-BEHAVED.
>> I THINK IT'S SOMETHING
IN THE SECOND ONE.
>> YEAH, ONE OF THE LIST.
>> WHICH ONE
WAS FAKE IN THE LIST?
>> NO, IT'S TOO MANY.
THAT'D BE WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT ]
>> OR MAYBE HER NIECE
IS NOT WELL BEHAVED.
>> OOH!
>> YOU OR YOUR NIECE?
>> I THINK SHE REALLY--
I THINK SHE REALLY
DID ALL THE SPORTS.
>> WHAT?
>> WAS IT YOU THAT'S
WELL BEHAVED AT FOUR, OR?
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> I THINK THAT MAKES SPORTS
IN THREE SEASONS.
>> YEAH, YOU CAN.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> MY NIECE.
>> OH.
>> MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD NIECE.
>> YEAH, SPORTS.
>> ONCE SHE GETS
THAT VARSITY LETTER, SHE JUST
MOVES ON TO THE NEXT SPORT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH STAIRS.
I THINK SHE PUSHED
HER BROTHER DOWN THE STAIRS.
>> WOW!
>> OOH.
>> THE WEREWOLF SKILLS
COMING OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD NIECE.
>> all: OH.
>> NOT ANYMORE.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> SO HOW DID YOU MAKE TIME
FOR ALL THOSE SPORTS?
>> SO I PLAYED-- I PLAYED
VOLLEYBALL MY FRESHMAN YEAR,
VOLLEYBALL AND LACROSSE
MY FRESHMAN YEAR, CROSS COUNTRY,
BASKETBALL AND LACROSSE
MY SOPHOMORE YEAR, AND THEN
BASKETBALL AND LACROSSE
MY JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEARS.
>> VERY IMPRESSIVE.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> I BELIEVED ALL ALONG, JASMIN.
>> OKAY, SO WE HAVE ABOUT
TWO MORE MINUTES,
SO LET'S GO ON TO LORAL.
>> OTHER WAY.
>> OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, SO I EAT TACOS
AT LEAST HALF THE DAYS
OF THE WEEK.
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL,
I USED TO GET IN TROUBLE
FOR TALKING OUT LOUD IN CLASS
ALL THE TIME.
AND I'VE ONCE WON
A NO-SHOWER MARATHON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> MIDDLE SCHOOL.
>> TACOS.
[ INDISTINCT ]
>> DOES THAT MEAN FOUR DAYS
A WEEK OR THREE DAYS A WEEK?
>> EH, THREE OR FOUR DAYS.
>> THAT'S A TECHNICALITY.
>> YEAH, TECHNICALITY.
>> WELL, WELCOME BACK
TO HOUSTON.
THIS IS-- YOU'VE GOT TO PICK--
REALLY, A NO-SHOWER CONTEST?
>> YEAH, SO I RODE
ON THE CREW TEAM,
AND MY FRESHMAN YEAR,
THE WOMEN'S TEAM DECIDED
TO DO A NO-SHOWER MARATHON.
SO STARTING, IT WAS LIKE
THE END OF OCTOBER,
WE JUST STOPPED SHOWERING,
BECAUSE WE WERE
GOING TO PRACTICE LIKE
ONCE OR TWICE A DAY,
AND GOING TO CLASS
AND EVERYTHING.
>> POOR CLASSMATES.
>> YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY ROUGH
BY THE END OF IT.
WE ACTUALLY CALLED IT--
THERE WERE TWO OF US STILL LEFT,
SO I'M A CO-CHAMPION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
TECHNICALITY, BUT--
>> HOW MANY DAYS
DID YOU MAKE IT?
>> IT WAS LIKE 21 DAYS.
>> WOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE
WELL PREPARED FOR SPACE,
BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY DO
THE WET WIPE SHOWERS
WHEN THEY'RE IN THERE.
SO YOU'LL BE READY.
>> YEAH, NO WET WIPES.
>> OKAY, SO FRANK--
NO WET WIPES.
>> SO I STARTED DATING MY WIFE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'VE FLOWN A HANDMADE RUSSIAN
AIRCRAFT WHILE DEPLOYED.
AND I ONCE OWNED FOUR DUCKS,
A RABBIT, AND SIX GUINEA PIGS
AT THE SAME TIME.
>> WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE?
>> I ONCE FLEW A RUSSIAN--
OR A HANDMADE RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT
WHILE DEPLOYED.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> ANIMALS?
>> ANIMALS.
>> NO, I THINK ANIMALS ARE TRUE.
>> I THINK THE DUCKS ARE TRUE.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> OR THE WIFE.
>> WHAT WAS THE WIFE THING?
> I STARTED DATING MY WIFE
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>> OH, YOU STARTED DATING HER.
>> YOU MET IN HIGH SCHOOL?
>> I BELIEVE THAT ONE.
>> WE'LL GO WITH ANIMALS--
I'LL GO WITH ANIMALS.
>> ANIMALS, YEAH.
>> YEAH, NO, IT WAS
A HUNGARIAN AIRCRAFT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> I LIKE HOW WE ALWAYS BELIEVE
THE LESS EXTREME.
>> YEAH, SO OUR--
WE HAD THREE GUINEA PIGS,
THREE FEMALE GUINEA PIGS.
SOMEHOW ONE OF THEM GOT PREGNANT
AND HAD BABIES,
AND SO AFTERWARDS,
WE HAD SIX GUINEA PIGS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LITTLE SNEAKY GUY.
>> OKAY, JESSICA, YOU'RE LAST.
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO MY GUILTY PLEASURE
IS WATCHING
"AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR."
I EAT EXTREMELY SLOWLY.
AND I WON AN OLYMPIC MEDAL.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> IT'S THE FIRST ONE'S A LIE.
>> OLYMPIC MEDAL IN WHAT?
>> NINJA WARRIOR IS AWESOME.
>> I THINK SHE DID
ACTUALLY WIN A MEDAL.
>> SHE WON A MEDAL.
>> I THINK SHE DID, TOO.
>> I THINK IT'S THE FIRST ONE
THAT'S THE LIE.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE?
>> I WATCH
"AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR."
>> NO, YOU'RE A FAST EATER.
YOU SAID THE SECOND ONE--
>> NO, SHE'S A SLOW EATER.
SHE'S TAKEN TO-GO BOXES
EVERYWHERE WE'VE GONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S TRUE, SHE HAS.
>> ALL RIGHT, DO WE PICK
THE MEDAL OR NINJA WARRIOR?
>> I THINK IT'S
THE NINJA WARRIOR.
>> THE LIE IS THAT
I WON AN OLYMPIC MEDAL,
BUT I APPRECIATE THAT
YOU GUYS THINK THAT.
THAT'S AWESOME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M LIKE,
IT WOULD'VE BEEN IN WHAT?
>> BUT YOU DID WIN A COUPLE
OF RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIPS, RIGHT?
>> YES, YEAH.
>> VERY COOL.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR TAKING THE TIME
TO PLAY THIS GAME,
GET TO KNOW YOU
A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
FOR OUR VIEWERS AND LISTENERS,
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL
BIOGRAPHIES OF THESE GUYS,
THE REAL LONG,
INFORMATIVE ONES, JUST GO TO
NASA.GOV/2017ASTRONAUTS.
WE HAVE THE BIOS OF EACH ONE
OF THESE GUYS UP HERE,
AND YOU CAN LEARN
MORE ABOUT THEM.
SO GUYS, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
TALKING WITH YOU TODAY,
AND BEST OF LUCK
ON YOUR TRANSITION
TO MOVING TO HOUSTON
AND TO START TRAINING.
THANKS A LOT, GUYS.
>> all: THANK YOU.