- Good news, call your mom, and tell her
she's 'bout to be a grandma!
- Do not! (laughter)
No!
("Ode to Joy" by Friedrich Schiller)
- How ya doing?
- Hi!
- I'm Dennis.
- I'm Vania.
We're newlyweds!
- Yay! (laughter)
- Four months.
- We still try to finesse,
like, restaurants, it's like
(laughter) "Oh yeah we just got married."
It's like, "Oh yeah, here's a free dessert!."
It's like, yes!
- Me!
- She does, she does.
I always gotta confirm with here before I do anything.
- I win at everything, so--
- Yes, no matter what, she wins on everything.
A little bit of fear. (laughter)
- Ooh yes!
First one!
- I'm kinda scared. It says lick
three mystery items blindfolded.
I'll do this dare I guess.
- Can you see?
- No
- Hopefully it's not nothing hairy
- Stick your tongue out
Okay ready?
- Ah! (laughter)
What the hell is that?!
(shrieking)
Someone's nasty wig!
- Salt! (laughter)
- Eww I don't want to touch it!
- [Narrator] You can wash your hands afterwards.
- Stick your tongue out.
(gagging)
This is why I'm not the one that cooks.
- Ugh! (laughing)
- I can't touch like raw meet. Like that grosses me out.
- I should have known too! (laughter)
- Yes!
- Fuck!
- Finesse!
- Shampoo your hair. Don't rinse.
Fuck.
- She just shampooed her hair today. (laughter)
Aye.
- Oh! What the fuck!
- What! What! What!
- Ow!
- Oh! Sorry. Sorry. Too hard?
- You're getting it in my face.
- Alright, there you go.
(clapping)
Lemme see that.
Oh ya! There you go!
Yeah without a doubt.
- I'll have one.
- How much say do I get in this?
- You're the leader of the family.
Even though I'm kinda steering the ship,
you're the captain.
- Oh!
Damn!
Tell your spouse the kinkiest thing
you've ever wanted to do to them.
That's an easy dare.
I'll do that.
Do you wanna do it in the butt?
Wanna do anal tonight?
Wanna try the DP?
- Ew! What the.
No I know what DP is!
You wanna do DP?
- Maybe with one of your toys or something?
- Okay! (laughter)
I literally feel like this is a porn shoot!
(laughter)
You're a hoochie!
List the behaviors of your spouse
that will most likely lead to divorce.
- Wow!
- You're always happy.
Even when it's like a stressful ass situation,
you're like ahh, cause you're a Disney Land ass hoe.
(laughter)
And you need to like not buy as
many shoes as you do.
This guy hasn't ran in like six years
and he has hella running shoes.
Third one, and actually it should
have been the first one.
- What!?
- The chewing.
- Ahh.
- He chews tobacco, and it's fucking gross.
And when you have like the dip cups
fucking everywhere, I accidentally
drank your fucking cup.
- I'll try to slow down on it.
- Or you just don't do it at all.
- Alright.
- Okay. (laughter)
- I love you bae!
Yes!
- What the fuck!
- Oh so you
- He already did it, so I have to drink it?
- Crush it!
Ooh!
- Tell your spouse which relative
you'd most like to sleep with should we ever get divorced.
I'mma to drink to this one!
- Wow, so you wanna fuck my family members?
(laughter)
Wow!
Are you drinking with someone in your mind?
- No, not at all.
- That's your lying face.
(laughter)
That's fucking nasty.
- Yes!
- Draw a detailed picture of what
your partners genitalia looks like.
I'll do it! I want to do it.
Sorry dad.
- This is what you see, huh?
(laughter)
This is what you see?
(laughter)
Okay!
- You guys wanna frame that, or not?
He has a big head.
- Yeah it's weird.
- It's just really big.
No anal for you!
(laughter)
- She conned me.
I always mentioned it, like yeah lets do
anal lets lets do anal. She like,
oh I don't have a rock on my finger, do I?
I don't have a ring on this finger.
Next thing you know, I gave her one and she's like,
we're still not doing it, okay!
I don't think I can do this one.
Fill your shoe with any material found in the fridge.
Your opponent chooses the substance.
Brah!
Not happening!
I'm gonna drink to this one.
- He could put it in his mouth.
- I'll lick anything in the fridge.
- But if his shoe gotta touch it, he's like nah!
- Oh! Po up!
- Sorry
- Oh!
- Yes!
- Good news, call your mom and tell her
she's about to be a grandma.
- Do not! (laughter)
- No!
- We'll see how this goes.
- She hates me.
Yeah
- She doesn't want me to have kids now.
- If they were full filipino she would want them.
- Oh.
- Ha I'm gonna surprise their ass.
Mom.
So were at the doctors office right now.
You bout to be a grandma!
(laughter)
It was supposed to be a happy moment.
You're about to be a grandma.
You're about to have a little puppy running around.
Okay, love you mom.
Ya'll.
That was a great conversation.
- No it wasn't, she's going to be mad at you!
- That was a great conversation.
Game winners.
This is why I live for the game!
- Shut the fuck up!
- Let's go!
(laughter)
- Drink that!
- Alright, one v one.
Get buckets!
(laughter)
Oh!
Woo!
Bae wins everything in life!
- Cheers babe!
- Fuck!
Peer pong
- He's already like lit
- I'm kinda filipino so, Peer pong.
(laughter)
Play this with your family members,
game night, Christmas night
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