[music playing]
- Alien hunting, alien hunting! - Ssh, Patrick!
Don't let them know we're on to them!
Er... yeah, alien hunting, I saw that on TV too!
Gee, Patrick!
Let's drop in on our old pal Squidward and see what he's up to!
Make sure your gun is pumped.
[pumping]
[mumbling]
Look at it, Patrick, it's disgusting!
[mumbling]
Grandma.
[music playing]
It's even uglier up close, let's begin the analysis!
Wait, what's that?
I think I'm gonna be sick!
Patrick, do you know what this thing is?
Stinky!
No, it's an egg sack!
Let's look at the embryo.
- Twins. - Twins.
Pardon my French but... get this thing off me!
[groaning]
[screaming]
Patrick and SpongeBob, get outta my bedroom!
And give me back my tentacles!
- It's awake! - Let's capture the little phony!
Ah, get away from me!
[shrieking]
[scrambling]
Ahoy there, lads!
Up a bit late to be playing pirate, aren't ye?
[laughing]
Wait, don't shoot!
OK, shoot me but don't take my money.
We don't want your money, moon man.
Look at them squirming around in there.
Ew, gross.
Well, plenty more where those came from.
Shh.
SpongeBob, what are you doing here so late?
Whatever this is, it's going on your permanent record!
This is ridiculous!
Let me out of here!
Faster, Gary! Faster, faster, faster!
- Huh? - Oh!
Looks like number 7 has a blow-out!
Oh, make that two, folks.
Uh, Gary?
Plus a blown head gasket!
Oh, the poor creature is still going for it.
Um, Gary? You can stop now!
And he's losing control!
[gasping]
You can take a break now if you want to, Gary!
He's spinning out of control!
He's heading straight for the wall!
[gasping]
[cheering]
No!
Hold on, Gary, I'm coming!
Uh-oh, one of the coaches seems to have raced onto the track.
That is an automatic disqualification.
Looks like number 6 has this race all wrapped up, ladies and gentlemen.
Come on, Snelly! It's all you, baby!
Oh Gary, I'm sorry!
Why didn't you just say I was pushing you too hard?
- Meow. - You did?
Oh Gary, why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?
- Meow. - You did?
Oh, Gary! Oh, Gary!
Meow.
What?
Gary?
Oh!
Aww.
Ha-ha, my oh my.
Folks, I have never seen anything quite like this.
It seems Snelly, the leader, just went back to comfort Gary.
Looks like you and I are in-laws, eh Squidward?
But that's impossible.
If Snelly didn't win, then...
And the winner is Rocky!
[sobbing]
I can't believe it.
My purebred, which cost me 1,700 dollars, lost to a rock.
Don't worry, Squidward. I know just how much you wanted to win,
so I had the trophy engraved to you.
Gosh, Patrick, thanks!