LOTS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEWS, SO LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY IN ARIZONA OVER THE WEEKEND, A REPORTER
CHALLENGED DONALD TRUMP'S STATEMENT ON IMMIGRATION, AND HE
RESPONDED BY TELLING HER, "DON'T BE A BABY."
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IT DOES MAKE SENSE THAT DONALD TRUMP IS FOR THE A FAN OF
BABIES.
TWO OF HIS TURNED OUT TO BE ERIC AND DONALD JUNIOR.
YOU LOOK -- BY THE WAY, DON'T BE A BABY IS ALSO WHY DONALD TRUMP
CHANTED EVERY TIME STORMY DANIELS TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST.
DON'T BE A BABY.
ANYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL SOMEONE NOT TO BE BABY IS DONALD
TRUMP.
THE GROWN MAN WHO LIKE TO SAY PRETEND TO DRIVE FIRE TRUCKS.
AND THE SAME CAMPAIGN RALLY DONALD TRUMP MADE A PUSH FOR
PEOPLE TO VOTE REPUBLICAN IN THE UPCOMING MID-TERM ELECTIONS
SAYING, QUOTE, ANYBODY WHO VOTES FOR A DEMOCRAT NOW IS CRAZY.
THIS MIGHT BACKFIRE ON TRUMP SEEING AS THE CRAZY VOTE IS VERY
MUCH HIS BAIT.
AND TRUMP SAN EXPERT ON MENTAL HEALTH AND NEUROSCIENCE, HERE'S
HOW HE DESCRIBES HIS MIND.
>> TOTAL RESPECT FOR DONALD TRUMP AND FOR DONALD TRUMP'S
VERY, VERY LARGE ABRAIN.
(LAUGHTER) >> THE UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT
FROM CHICAGO TO CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE HAD TO TURN AROUND MID
FLIGHT WHEN THE AIRLINE REALIZED THAT THE PLANE WAS TOO LARGE TO
LAND AT CHATTANOOGA AIRPORT.
THEY WERE -- HOW DOES AN AIRLINE GET THE WRONG SIZE?
THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PERSONALLY THREATEN ANY CUSTOMER
WHOSE CARRY-ON IS HALF AN INCH TOO WIDE.
THEY WENT BACK AND SWITCHED TO A SMALLER PLANE AND BECAUSE IT'S
UNITED, THEY JUST PUNCHED, A PASSENGER IF THE FACING DRAGGED
HIM OFF THE PLANE.
SPEAKING OF PUNCHES, DID EVERYBODY SEE THE LAKERS GAME?
A BIG FIGHT ERUPTED ON THE COURT BETWEEN PLAYERS FROM THE ROCKETS
AND THE LAKERS, BUT IT DIDN'T STOP THERE.
THINGS ESCALATED WHEN RED HOT CHILLY PEPPERS ANTHONY KIEDIS
STARTING YELLING PROFANITIES AND HAD TO BE KICKED OUT.
HERE ESCORT SIDE IN A GRAY JACKET.
NOW, THE WEIRDEST PART OF THIS STORY IS THAT ANTHONY KIEDIS WAS
WEARING A SHIRT.
KIEDIS SAID HE HAD TO DO HIS PART AND STAND UP FOR THE
LAKERS, HE SAID HE CAN'T JUST LET THEM GIVE IT AWAY, GIVE IT
AWAY, GIVE IT AWAY NOW [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A LAKER AND GOT YELLED AT BY A RED HOT
CHILLY PEPPER.
HE WAS JUST ONE KARDASHIAN TOSSING A GREEN JUICE IN HIS
FACE AWAY FROM HITTING THE LA TRIFECTA.
IN TECH NEWS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, UBER IS MAKING PLANS TO
LUNCH A SERVICE THAT WILL DELIVER FOOD USE DRONES.
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FOOD DROPPED OFF SIX BLOCKS FROM YOUR
HOUSE WREAKING OF COLOGNE.
I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A DRONE DROP OFF MY FOOD.
I HAD EAT MY SHAKE SHACK THE SAME WAY I'VE ALWAYS ALONE,
CRYING IN MY CAR IN A CAR WASH AND THEN THROWING AWAY ALL THE
EVIDENCE BEFORE I GET HOME.
LOOKING MY WIFE IN THE EYE AND SAYING, NO, I HADN'T EATEN AT
ALL.
WE HAD TO TELL YOU DURING THE DETROIT MARATHON, THE PAIR OF
RUNNERS STOPPED HALFWAY POINT TO GET MARRIED.
THEN CONTINUED ON WITH THE RACE.
YEAH, NOTHING SAYS MOST ROMANTIC DAY OF YOUR LIFE LIKE MATCHING
SETS OF CHAFFED NIPPLES.
IT WAS A PRETTY UNORTHODOXED WEDDING, THE SOMETHING BLUE WAS
A BIT OF MOUNT BERRY POWER AID.
BEFORE THE WEDDING STARTED THE 5-YEAR-OLD FLOWER GIRL HAD TO
RUN AHEAD THROWING PENCILS FOR 13 MILES.
A CRUISE LINE ANNOUNCED THEY WILL BE LUNCHING AN EXACT
WORKING REPLICA OF THE TITANIC FOR PEOPLE TO TRAVEL ON
BEGINNING IN 2022.
WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
THIS IS GREAT NEWS IF YOU'RE A VERY RICH GRANDMA LOOKING TO GET
RID OF A PRICE LESS JEWEL.
THE REPLICA WILL HAVE THE SAME INTERIORS AND CABIN LAYOUT AS
THE ORIGINAL VESSEL BUT MODERN SAFETY FEATURES, FOR EXAMPLE,
DOORS LARGE ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE TO FLOAT ON.