- We needed a vet, we needed shooting, and we got both!
I knew Bruce Brown was gonna leave.
I was just hoping- (warm string music)
We replaced Dillon Brooks with Marcus Smart.
We won free agency.
I'll root for Marcus Smart, no matter where he goes.
He better come back like Al Horford did.
Thank you, Kyrie.
I can finally relax now.
I honestly don't care what we do, we gotta Wemby.
I'm still trying to figure out how we got CP3.
All we gotta do is get some fine women to sit court side,
and we're winning the championship.
What's your mom doing next week?
I'm still trying to figure out how any team
accepted Jordan Poole's contract.
I'm still mad we didn't draft Scoot Henderson.
At least we got LaMelo Ball signed for a while.
I don't even know how I feel about Miles Bridges.
This dude should be lucky to still be in the league.
Grant Williams is only 24?
I can't believe we finally traded John Collins.
Ant's deal is a steal.
Couple years, watch.
I can't believe what we got for John Collins!
We're winning the NBA championship, like, easily.
Can we trade Moriah Mills?
Devin Booker, Kevin Durant.
Tyrese Haliburton is our guy, he's not going anywhere.
Bradley Beal.
We don't owe Dame anything.
We need to get as much value as possible.
Deandre Ayton, Watanabe, and Eric Gordon?
Bruh, we're the Avengers.
We're not trading Donovan Mitchell next season!
ESPN needs to relax!
Did you see what Drake posted on Fred VanVleet's Instagram?
Savage!
I honestly can't take losing the NBA finals,
and not getting Dame in the same year.
All I'm saying is Dame would look good at MSG.
Don't sleep on Crumbl Cookies, that's all I'm saying.
What flavor they got this week?
Let's go, we got Fred VanVleet?
Wait, how much money are we paying here?
Nah, we got plenty of cap space, we'll be fine.
So happy Herb Jones is back, and we got him for a steal.
Why did we pay Dillon Brooks $80 million?
I'm not gonna lie, I was scared.
If you look at Cam Johnson's contract,
it's really not that bad.
You see Dame wants to come here.
We could realistically get Dame.
The Nets basically gave us Joe Harris
so we couldn't offer Cam Johnson.
Brook Lopez and Khris Middleton just belong on the Bucks.
Run it back, boys.
Reaves is back, baby!
I like Gabe Vincent, he was hooping at Miami.
The Suns are ridiculous.
Only people who don't understand basketball
are asking why we signed Desmond Bane to a max contract.
This might be the least inspiring free agency of all times.
Looks like we're riding with the same guys.
Are we tanking, like, what is going on?
He has returned.
I love Oladipo, we didn't even give up that much to get him.
Did we really get a hometown discount for Russell Westbrook?
He really is a legend.
Imagine we end up getting Dame!
I mean, we got the assets.
So, are we getting James Harden, or?
We got Pat Bev?
Mo Bamba is a 38% three-point shooter?
Let's go!
Hopefully Bruce Brown comes back,
he has a player option next year.
Mike Malone lied to us!
I don't know why we re-signed Reggie Jackson,
but we just won a championship, I'm not gonna question.
I was hoping Lamar Stevens was gonna have a breakout year.
Struss's golden years are ahead of him.
They wanna veto our trade, but not the Suns' trade, okay.
I like the Dennis Smith Jr. pickup,
can't be worse than Ben Simmons.
Dennis Schroder's contract's a third
of the price of Fred VanVleet's.
Great short term solution!
Who is Sasha Vezenkov?
Sasha Vezenkov.
The Euro League MVP?
Okay!
Man, I couldn't handle the Poeltl to Spurs rumors.
Yak is back!
This man better be poking bears!
He better be the bear, and poke the bear!
At least Jeff Green is back.
We're either gonna look like geniuses or fools.
I like getting Porzingis, and we can keep Brogdon now!
I don't want Dame to go to Miami!
I don't wanna play against that!
This Dame trade is making me appreciate
how Donovan Mitchell went out.
At least he never said anything publicly.
If we trade Dame to the Heat,
I'm not watching basketball ever again.
I can't believe this is happening.
I'm not gonna lie, it might take me a while
to get used to not hating Chris Paul.
We had to pay Draymond,
we couldn't let him walk for nothing.
We could actually be competitive with Obi Toppin.
Ooh, Bol Bol got waived.
I would be mad too if Bol Bol got waved
and I didn't watch any games ever,
and only watched highlights.
We're making a splash next offseason!
Honestly, we don't need to do anything.
We just need to stay healthy.
I'm just glad CoJo's not on the team anymore.
Monte Morris for a second round pick is a steal.
Does this mean Killian Hayes is done?
If you look at the Rudy Gobert trade,
it's really not that bad anymore.
We just need someone to help Jimmy out!
What we really need is to sign
some more undrafted players.
I just need us to keep making the playoffs.
We still need someone to help out Jalen Brunson.
We gotta win the chip for D-Rose.
He's gonna be a great mentor for Ja.
I love the Lonnie Walker signing too.
Ever since Kyrie and KD left,
we've been making great decisions.
It's all about continuing that momentum.
I actually like the Justin Holiday signing.
How do we win a championship last year,
and everyone's talking about how we're gonna suck?
Come on!
If we don't win, somehow it's Ayton's fault.
(tense string music)
I'm a grown man.
Let's go!