THANK YOU.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT A WEEK FOR WOMEN!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE.
THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER MONTHS OF ANTICIPATION, JO JO HAS CUT IT
DOWN TO JUST TWO REMAINING BACHELORS.
THESE ARE EXCITING TIMES.
OH, AND ALSO HILLARY CLINTON RECEIVED THE DEMOCRATIC
NOMINATION.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT AS WELL.
DID YOU SEE IT LAST NIGHT?
IT TRULY WAS, IT REALLY WAS A HISTORIC EVENING.
HILLARY CLINTON BROKE THE GLASS CEILING AND JUST IN CASE THAT
POINT WAS LOST ON YOU.
HERE IS HOW SHE APPEARED AT THE CONVENTION AFTER GETTING THE
NOMINATION.
THIS IS REAL.
CHEESIER (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I MEAN THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, IT DOES, LIKE, WHEN TRUMP
SO CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENCY, HILLARY JUST BECAME THE LARGEST
BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY EVER.
(APPLAUSE) HILLARY CLINTON BROKE THE GLASS
SEAL THAT DONALD TRUMP VOWED WHEN HE IS PRESIDENT HE WILL
REPLACE IT WITH A RI ENFORCED TITANIUM STEEL CEILING.
AND THAT WOMEN ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT.
BUT ONE OF THE BIG SPEAKERS OF THE NIGHT WAS BILL CLINTON.
BILL SPENT WHAT MINUTES EXPLAINING WHY HILLARY IS THE
BEST CANDIDATE.
BECAUSE ON A NIGHT WHEN THE FIRS WOMAN IS NOMINATED TO TAKE THE
HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND, WHAT YOU WANT IS FOR HER HUSBAND TO
SPEND 45 MINUTES MAN-SPLAINING WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HER.
BUT REALLY TRK WAS AN AMAZING SPEECH.
HE TOLD THE STORY OF HIS MARRIAGE WITH HILLARY.
AND HE EVEN HAD TIME TO MENTION THE POLICE ACADEMY FILM SERIES.
>> TRUTH IS, WE RARELY DISAGREED ON PARENTING, ALTHOUGH SHE DID
BELIEVE, THAT HI GONE A LITTLE OVER THE TOP WHEN I TOOK A
COUPLE OF DAYS OFF WITH CHELSEA TO WATCH ALL SIX POLICE ACADEMY
MOVIES BACK TO BACK.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, BILL CLINTON SAID HE WATCHED ALL SIX
POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES WITH HIS DAUGHTER CHELSEA WHICH GOT
AWKWARD WHEN CHELSEA WAS LIKE, THAT WASN'T ME.
AND HE TOOK A FEW DAYS OFF TO BINGE WATCH MOVIES.
WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH SAW, THIS HE WAS LIKE PFFT, A FEW DAYS, I DID
THAT FOR EIGHT YEARS.
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE HARD RIGHT NOW FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE OUT
OF THE HEADLINES WITH THIS DNC HAPPENING SO HE TOOK CARE OF
THAT THIS MORNING BY CALLING ON RUSSIA TO LOCATE HILLARY
CLINTON'S DELETED E-MAILS.
>> I WILL TELL YOU THIS, RUSSIA, IF YOU ARE LISTENING, I HOPE YOU
ARE ABLE TO FIND THE 30,000 E-MAILS THAT ARE MISSING.
I THINK YOU WILL PROBABLY BE REWARDED MIGHTILY BY OUR PRESS.
>> James: AND THE MEDIA HAS REALLY BEEN HITTING TRUMP HARD
FOR THIS COMMENT AND TRUMP DEFNDED HIMSELF BY LOOKING INTO
THE CAMERA AND SAYING THE IDEA THAT I HAVE BEEN COMMUNICATING
WITH THE RUSSIANS IS RIDICULOUS.
ALSO, THE FALCON IS IN THE NEST.
REPEAT, THE FALCON IS IN THE NEST.
(LAUGHTER) SO FROM BAD TO EVEN WORSE LAST
NIGHT, FOX NEWS PERSONALITY BILL O REILLY DID A SHORT EDITORIAL
ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA'S DNC SPEECH WHERE SHE MENTIONED THAT
THE WHITE HOUSE HAD BEEN BUILT BY SLAVES.
IN HIS CONTROVERSIAL RESPONSE, BILL O REILLY UPSET A LOT OF
PEOPLE BY SUGGESTING THAT THOSE SLAVES DIDN'T HAVE IT THAT BAD.
>> MICHELLE OBAMA REFERENCED SLAVES BUILDING THE WHITE HOUSE
AND REFERRING TO THE EVOLUTION OF AMERICA, SLAVES DID
PARTICIPATE IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
SLAVES THAT WORKED THERE WERE WELL FED, AND HAD DECENT
LODGINGS, PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
>> James: WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING POINT OF VIEW, BILL.
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY TIP OF THE DAY.
MY TIP OF THE DAY IS IF YOU'RE A PRIVILEGED OLDER WHITE MAN,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT BE POINTING OUT THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OF
SLAVERY.
SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT.