TODAY IS NATIONAL PET DAY AND I LOVE DOGS.
THEY ARE MAN'S BEST FRIEND. BUT EVEN BETTER BECAUSE YOU
NEVER HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT THEIR VACATION PHOTOS.
AND BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS, I ALSO LOVE MY SEGMENT
"RESCUE DOG RESCUE," WHERE WE HELP FIND HOMES FOR REAL
RESCUE PUPPIES. I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT SO FAR
WE HAVE A PERFECT RECORD OF EVERY SINGLE DOG WE'VE FEATURED
THIS RIGHT HERE, RESCUE DOG RESCUE IS SO MUCH MORE
SUCCESSFUL THAN MY OTHER SEGM SEGMENT,
"WHO WANTS THIS WASP NEST?" ONLY HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN
ADOPTED. AND I'M EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER "RESCUE DOG RESCUE," BROUGHT TO
YOU TONIGHT BY SIMPARICA TRIO! HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO RESCUE DOG RESCUE. HERE'S HOW SHE WORKS:
WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME ADORABLE PUPPIES THAT ARE
ACTUALLY UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH NORTH SHORE
ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA. AND TO MAKE SURE THESE DOGS FIND
A HOME, WE HAVE MADE UP FLATTERING LIES ABOUT EACH OF
THEM TO MAKE YOU WANT TO ADOPT THEM EVEN MORE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
NOW, IFONLY SOME CELEBRITY WERE WILLING TO HELP ME
TELL THOSE LIES. >> Jennifer: HI, STEPHEN!
>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD! WHAT?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I DIDN'T!
WHAT EXACTLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> Jennifer: I'M ACTUALLY CASTING AN ALL-DOG REMAKE
OF MY SHOW OLD "ALIAS." >> Stephen: REALLY?
>> Jennifer: NO, I WAS JUST PROVING THAT I CAN LIE ABOUT
DOGS. >> Stephen: OH, SHOOT.
I WAS HOPING TO SEE A PUPPY DO KARATE.
ANYWAY, LET'S DO THIS! FIRST UP, THIS HERE IS MAX.
MAX HAS BEEN SPECIALLY BRED TO PEE ONLY ON WEEKDAYS.
ADOPT MAX AND YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THIS SATURDAY!
>> Jennifer: THIS IS MARINE. MARINE IS AN AWARD-WINNING BAKER
WHO MAKES AN INCREDIBLE CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE.
EVEN BETTER, SINCE CHOCOLATE IS POISON FOR DOGS,
THAT CAKE IS ALL YOURS! >> Stephen: THIS FELLA HERE
IS BLAZE. IS A THERAPY DOG.
BY WHICH I MEAN HE IS IN THERAPY AND REALLY
DOING THE WORK. WHO'S CONFRONTING UNCOMFORTABLE
TRUTHS TO BECOME A BETTER VERSION OF THEMSELVES?
YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!
>> Jennifer: THIS IS BUZZ. BUZZ CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE
IN JUST OVER AN HOUR. WHICH MAY SEEM LIKE A LONG TIME,
UNTIL YOU REALIZE HE'S COLORBLIND AND DOESN'T
HAVE THUMBS. >> Stephen: THIS LITTLE FELLA'S
NAME IS WHO. AMONG CANINES, HE'S PROBABLY
MOST FAMOUS FOR LETTING THE DOGS OUT.
>> Jennifer: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
>> Stephen: WHO. >> Jennifer: WHO?
UP NEXT IS A VERY SPECIAL OLDER DOG.
THIS IS JENNA BARK. JENNA MAY LOOK MATURE BUT THAT'S
ONLY BECAUSE SHE USED MAGIC WISHING DUST TO GO
FROM 13 TO 30 IN DOG YEARS. ADOPT JENNA AND YOU'LL ALSO GET
TO MEET HER LOVE INTEREST, "BARK RUFF-ALO."
[BOTH BARKING] >> Stephen: THIS IS
SHERLOCK BONES, THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG DETECTIVE.
YOU MAY REMEMBER SHERLOCK FROM SOLVING SUCH MYSTERIES AS
"THE CASE OF THE MISSING CHEESE THAT FELL ON THE GROUND."
>> Jennifer: "THE SECRET OF WHICH DOG PEED ON THIS
TREE BEFORE ME." >> Stephen: AND, OF COURSE,
"WHAT DOES THAT CROTCH SMELL LIKE?"
WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR "RESCUE DOG RESCUE"!
ALL THESE DOGS ARE UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH
NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA.
HEAD TO THEIR SITE OR SCAN THE QR CODE FOR MORE INFO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER GARNER.