Are you taking antihistamines? 'Cause you know you only get so many.
What? - Histamines, right?
Isn't this a thing?
Like, you can only take antihistamines for so long?
And you, you become, like... you don't block them anymore.
Goldfine: Can you go around and see if someone is OK with this [unclear]?
You can only take histamines for so long, and then your body
creates a resistance?
Doesn't... yes.
Grace: Or you turn into Wolverine. Goldfine: WHAT?
[Bleep] all of you guys. We'll get back.
Mamrie shoved it. - Cold open!
Mamrie: Hello, everybody!
Mamrie: We're back! Grace [at the same time]: I'm Grace
Mamrie: Oh, sorry. Grace: Sorry.
And I'm Mamrie.
And today, this might get faved.
Numero dos.
You know how I remembered that
that's what this episode was today? - How?
I wrote "bring favorites" on my hand last night
so that I would remember to bring
my favorite things with me.
Your favorite thing is a Sharpie.
If you guys don't know, once a month we do our
"Love It or Shove It" list
where we bring in three things that we love this month,
and three things that we want to shove this month.
Yeah, because we can't *just* be optimistic and positive.
Eww. [together] Gross!
One thing we love on this show is facts!
Love it, love it.
My favorite list we've gotten today,
which is from ranker.com, - Good job.
is the list of people we wish were still alive.
Just #1 and #2 out of the gate seal it for me.
#1 is Prince. [guitar riff]
#2 is Jesus Christ.
They're interchangeable.
Which is how I rank them.
Yeah. - So it's perfect.
It's a head-to-head. It's neck-and-neck.
Dearly beloved...
Um, and here's the best duos of all time,
according to ranker.com. - Grace and Mamrie...
No, we didn't [buzzer] make this goddamn list.
#1: Tom and Jerry.
Says who?!
Really? Is that #1?
I mean, the people that are going to ranker.com and participating.
That's... I mean, I didn't shade anyone.
Epic burn at ranker.com.
Exercise your right to vote.
You should always exercise your right to vote.
Tom and Jerry are fine,
but what makes them better than
Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner, you know?
It's just a game of cat and mouse, literally. [groan off-camera]
True.
That's not a pun! It's literally...
And then we have #2, Batman and Robin.
#3, Bert and Ernie,
and #4, peanut butter and jelly. [groan off-camera]
So, yeah, there's no rules on this Web site.
Bert and Ernie are my favorite same-sex couple.
I feel like we are a female version of Bert and Ernie sometimes.
Who's who?!
I don't know! You guys tell us!
Leave a comment down below!
No, I was really like, "Which one's which?"
Bert? Ernie? Oh...
[together] Mamrie: Ernie's the shorty. Grace: Bert's the...
Bert's like the test tube.
Bert's the bird
Yeah, and Ernie's the hamburger.
OK....
Now, let's get into our love its and shuv its.
Chomp.
My first shove it, I mean I think it's pretty obvious,
it's the Coachella spam. - Oh... kay.
And maybe I'm a little biased
'cause I'm not there and Michael Goldfine will be there this weekend,
and will be participating in the Coachella spam.
We've been guilty of it, especially at wrestling matches,
where you Instagram-story or you Snapchat
because you're excited and you're in the moment. - Right.
But the sound is *terrible*.
And, look, I will give the benefit of the doubt of like one or two
stories. - Mhm.
If you're going six, seven, eight [Mamrie makes clicking sounds]
I don't... I'm not at the concert.
And this is no way that I want to feel like I'm there.
I agree with that. Shove it. - Shove it.
My first shove it is when, um,
restaurants leave take-out menus at your house.
But you love a menu.
I do love a menu, but I'm also eco-conscious,
So I love a menu online.
Now, if someone leaves a menu
in my, like... on my gate or something,
I don't order from that simply because
I don't like how much paper they're wasting.
I agree with you.
Yeah, when I'm angry, I don't want to order your falafel.
No. I'll learn how to make my own falafels to spite you.
Pixelate it. - Whoooaaa.
My second shove it -- or my next shove it --
and this, like, pains me so much.
I can't... I alm...
I know I'm gonna maybe regret that this is on my lips.
[deep voice] Oh no.
But, it's, uh...
It's Taylor Swift's music video -- her second one --
to the song "Delicate." - Mamrie: [shocked noise]
Now look, she came out with her first one.
It was cool.
But everyone was like, "This is a comparison to the Kenzo ad.
To [the] 'Chandelier' music video."
She, like, released a second, follow-up music video for "Delicate,"
and it's just a vertical,
hand-held camera
unedited of her lip-singing [syncing] the whole song.
That's... lazy!
It gives me anxiety even, like, talking about it.
Like, first of all...
Vertical? Gross.
Dylan is like, he's shaking his... Dylan: Worst thing.
He's nodding so hard, his head might fall off. - Grace: Yeah.
Wait, she did a second one because
people criticized the first one? That shows weakness.
Right. Well, it is... If you watch...
I've never seen the Kenzo, um, it was a perfume ad. - Oh.
It's, like, very, very similar, like,
unfortunately similar that, like,
someone should've caught how similar. - Yeah.
'cause everyone was just
instantly making comparisons, rather than enjoying the music video, so - Right.
she was like, "I have a... I'll make another one, guys, don't worry."
And so everyone's like, "Yay! The next one!"
and then it was just, like...
I mean, if *I* can do it,
that's how you know it's not a good music video.
My first one is horror movies,
which I know is a very broad thing,
but specifically right now,
the idea of a horror movie makes me uncomfortable. - Right.
But it's doubled down on this movie "The Quiet Place" or "A Quiet Place." - Oh...
Whatever it is, the Emily Blunt, directed by John Krasinski thing. - Yeah.
Because apparently, the whole thing is:
If you speak, they hunt you.
So the movie itself is very quiet.
There's, like, no talking.
So, you know how I hate when people
talk in the movie theater, right? - Right.
So now, you've got talking,
you've got people chomping on their popcorn,
and then the movie doesn't even have talking
and volume to drown it out.
That's my actual nightmare.
Yeah, that sounds horrible. - Yeah.
I would hate to go to that movie with you.
Like, the scariest thing is how annoyed I'd be.
Not the actual plot.
The only suspense would be:
When is Mamrie gonna scream at everyone in this movie theater?
OK, my last shove it this month:
Allergies!
Oh! Gross.
We all got 'em apparently now.
I never had allergies ever until, like, this year.
Maybe last year, there was, like, twangs of it.
But this year, it's, like, affecting me big time.
I am a mouth-breather when I sleep now.
Oh, wow, like Goose. - Yeah!
I am becoming my dog in a non-cute way.
And it's frustrating. So that's mine. Shove it.
OK, my third shove it... - Mhm.
Oi oi oi. - Oh god.
is people who take the aisle seat on an airplane,
and then immediately fall asleep for the whole flight.
[together] Mamrie: I love an aisle seat. Grace: Oh yeah, you hate that.
I love an aisle seat.
You know why? Because I like to drink.
I like to get up and use the bathroom.
I like to stay up and work, you know, and...
People who get the aisle seat, and then conk out,
you always have to wake them up to get out.
It's like, if you were gonna sleep the whole time,
take the window.
Have you ever done the thing like "Mission Impossible,"
try to crawl over them with them without touching them?
And they wake up and then you're just, like,
[together] straddling them. [laughs off-camera]
Yeah.
I won't say this isn't from...
My shove it is based on an experience
coming back from WrestleMania.
If you're gonna take the aisle seat,
that stands for "I'll be awake."
Yeah, good to know. I'm with you on that. - Thank you.
That's why I always am excited when we fly that
I like windows you like aisles.
I mean, Tom and Jerry...
Eat [bleep]. Eat [bleep].
Let's get into our love its this month.
My first love it is double-sided tape.
Oh, yes! - Yes! [applause from the crew]
Mamrie: Thank you, Matt!
Matt with the applause!
Like, literally, it's been... Matt's been waiting 10 years
for someone to recognize double-sided tape.
"Ever since double-sided tape saved my life in that creek, 10 years ago..."
OK, double-sided tape is fantastic. - Yeah.
Here's... I'll tell you why.
'Cause if you're doing, like, a deep V plunge.
Like, all those actresses you see on the red carpet
that have, you know, the J-Lo plunge down to the navel, - Yeah.
Their whole little interior is
double-sided tape,
so it sticks to the dress and to their skin. - Spoilers. Mhm.
So it doesn't reveal itself. - Right.
But the main reason why I love it is because
we're doing this show five days a week.
I don't like shopping when it's out of necessity. - Right.
I only like it when it's frivolous.
So, I've bought a bunch of, like, plain-colored shirts,
and a bunch of patches,
and I just [Grace gasps] stick a new patch on.
You had no idea! You had no idea! You had no idea!
You probably had some idea.
So, I just put a new patch,
and that way, I can, like, mix it up.
So this pony might be on a polka-dotted thing, you know.
In couple week... In a couple weeks.
See how easy and effortless it is?
My first love it is:
Gummy vitamins.
A hundy percent.
Oh god.
I hate making myself feel better,
but when I feel like I'm doing it with candy, then
oh I am all about it. - Oh yeah.
You can obviously see I enjoyed these vitamins very much.
They were absolutely wonderful.
The issue is, though,
and maybe someone can tell me in the comments down below,
when you eat more than
the required amount on a daily basis, what happens?
What are the long-term effects?
I've noticed no short-term effects. - I think you're OK.
I just eat them, like, literally gumballs all day long.
There's no such thing as OD'ing on vitamin C.
Are we sure about that?
If they made gummy birth control, - Oh!
we would solve so many problems.
I would never forget to take it.
My next love it --
I don't have it here, and I can only talk about it --
but it's Janelle Monáe's new album.
Ooo, just Janelle Monáe in general is a love it.
General, total crush.
Total, like, forward-thinking, awesome, androgynous babe.
Fashion icon of all fashion icons.
But her new album. She's only... I think it's called "Dirty Computer."
She's only released three songs,
and I've been listening to them on, like,
Grace-Helbig-style
That's all I listen to.
She's got one song that... - "Pynk"?
Well, I love the song "Pynk"
because it's a lot of innuendo about your hoo-hah. - Yep. - Big fan of it.
I would say it's the best song named "Pynk" since Aerosmith's, which... bold.
She's got another song that sounds exactly like Prince,
and as we know, Prince is better than Jesus Christ so...
You do the math!
My next love it of the month is
car chips.
Oh, you are a huge car chip fan.
I'm a huge proponent of car chips as I've deemed them.
Chips in your car. - Yeah.
When I go grocery shopping,
I'll buy, you know, regular snacks for my house,
and then I'll buy an extra bag of chips
that I just keep in my car for, you know, emergencies.
Yeah, they're usually in the passenger seat
or the passenger seat floor.
If I went and sat in your passenger seat right now,
it would sound like
like broken [crunching noises]. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just sitting on a throne of chips. - Yeah.
But they're really great, and sometimes, I forget that they're in there
and then when I'm in traffic,
It's like ach!
Past Grace just treated Future Grace.
Oh, I love it.
It's like when you order Amazon drunk.
Exactly.
So, car chips: life hack. You're welcome.
My third one was a gift.
I have four of these, but I just brought one.
This is like a science-y love it.
Oooo!
So, this is a vintage cocktail glass.
I have four and this is called uranium glass.
And what it is is, it was made from the 1880s to the 1920s,
where they didn't realize it would be bad for you.
That they colored it...
They got the green color in the glass from using
traces of uranium. - Whoa.
Which is, like, really bad for you!
But now, it's... it's safe enough.
There's only a little bit in there,
and they glow in black lights.
So it's cool because it's like
an old vintage glass,
but it also has, like, a young, EDM raver vibe, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Also, are you positive that
the uranium is OK for you? [laughs off-camera]
Again, I haven't been great at medical facts.
I'm pretty sure that if they banned this because of uranium,
and you're like, "Now we can drink it!"
No, they banned, like, making it because
they would have some that was up to 25%.
This has trace elements,
so it's fine.
All right, well, yeah.
My last love it of the month,
and I know I'm so, so late to this,
is the docu-series "American Vandal."
You love it.
I finally watched it.
If you haven't already, I highly, highly recommend [it].
It's like a comedy parody docu-series
of, like, all those "The Jinx," "Making a Murderer"-type series
with Jimmy Tatro,
who's a fellow YouTuber who's amazing.
Come on our show.
All of the acting is fantastic.
I watched it from start to finish in one night because I am
obsessive-compulsive, I guess, like that.
And it's just so good.
So that's my final love it of the month.
We crushed it
Mamrie, who do we have a gratitude problem with today?
Well, Grace, today we have a *real* problem with
Instagram user scienstitch, who made this
amazing cross-stitch of us. - Awww.
Mamrie: You're wearing your favorite color, stripes. - Yeah.
Mamrie: And we've got both our dogs.
Grace: That's amazing!
Mamrie: Beanz is looking like a tiny little ant.
Grace: I love it. Mamrie: I love it.
Thank you so much for making this, scienstitch.
I would hang this on my wall any day of the week. - Yep.
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I want road chips.