>>> WHEN "THE SECRET LIFE OF
PETS" CAME OUT IN 2016, IT HAD
EVERYONE HOWLING.
GET WHAT I'M DOING HERE?
GROSSING MORE THAN $875 MILLION
AT THE BOX OFFICE.
>> NOW OUR FAVORITE RAG TAG
BUNCH OF CITY SLICKERS ARE BACK
WITH THE SEQUEL, "THE SECRET
LIFE OF PET 2," PATTON OSWALT IS
A TERRIER NAMED MAX, LOOKS JUST
LIKE YOU.
JENNY SLATE IS THE PEOPLE IRAN
GIDGET AND KEVIN HART IS
SNOWBALL AND HE THINKS HE'S A
SUPER HERO.
>> WAIT.
ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR YOURSELF?
WHY DON'T WE WATCH A SNEAK PEEK
SO THERE'S MORE TO CLAP AT.
>> OH, HI, MAX.
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, I REALLY
WISH I COULD, BUT GET THIS, I'M
GOING ON A TRIP.
>> WOW.
REALLY?
>> YEAH.
IT'S A BIG DEAL.
I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU WATCH
MY BUSY BEE WHILE I'M GONE?
>> HE IS SO CUTE!
>> I KNOW.
IT'S MY FAVORITE TOY IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.
AND THAT LITTLE FACE, COME ON,
HIS LITTLE FACE.
OH, AND, AND, READY?
>> OH, WOW.
I LOVE HIM.
OH, I JUST -- I JUST LOVE HIM
IMMEDIATELY.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE HIS PARENTS.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE THE DAD AND I'M
THE MOM AND WE'RE IN A
RELATIONSHIP AND THIS IS OUR
BABY.
>> WELL --
>> IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
EXACTLY.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> SO CUTE.
>> THERE YOU GO, YEAH.
YEAH.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> DON'T WORRY, KEVIN, WE GOT
YOU, TOO.
>> SORRY YOU WEREN'T IN THAT
SCENE.
WE HAVE --
>> DANG IT.
>> -- A SPECIAL SCENE JUST FOR
YOU.
YOU GUYS, THIS MOVIE IS SO MUCH
FUN.
I HAVE TWO LITTLE PEOPLE THAT
LOVE IT.
ARE YOU GUYS ANIMAL PEOPLE?
ARE YOU DOG PEOPLE?
>> I HAVE A DOG, YEAH, HIS NAME
IS REGGIE.
APPROXIMATELY 1 MILLION YEARS
OLD.
>> WOW.
>> HE'S A FOSSIL.
>> AND YOU HAVE A DUCK, PATTON?
>> WELL, I HAVE A CAT NAMED
ADDISON BUT FOR A WEEK WE HAD A
DUCK.
A DUCK SHOWED UP IN OUR
BACKYARD, AND HE WAS SO
ADORABLE.
WE GO, WE GOT TO GET IT FOOD.
WE HAVE TO FEED THIS DUCK.
IT'S AWESOME.
BOUGHT DUCK FOOD.
THE DUCK REMAINED ADORABLE BUT
OUR YARD WAS COVERED IN POOP.
WE'RE LIKE, WHAT DO WE DO?
MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, DUDE, YOU
HAVE TO STOP FEEDING HIM.
AND HE FLEW AWAY.
>> WE WANT TO SEE SNOWBALL IN
ACTION.
LET'S SEE SNOWBALL.
>> HEY, SNOWBALL!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M
DOING.
I'M LOOKING FOR CRIME, TINY DOG.
I'M DOING SUPER HERO STUFF.
HA, HA.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
ANYBODY COMES HERE LOOKING FOR
TROUBLE, OH, THEY'RE GOING TO
MEET MY PARTNERS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT PAW AND ORDER.
>> PAW AND ORDER.
DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN THAT
BUNNY?
>> I DO SEE MYSELF IN THAT
BUNNY.
THERE'S A LOT OF KEVIN
PERSONALITY IN THAT FACE.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THOSE FACIAL
EXPRESSIONS FROM THE EYES, THE
ANGER TO THE -- THAT'S ME.
>> DO YOU HAVE SUPER HERO
MOMENTS?
>> I THINK SO.
>> YOU ARE A SUPER HERO.
>> TOTALLY.
>> SNOWBALL HAS SOME GENUINE
SUPER HERO ACTION MOVIE MOMENTS
IN THIS THAT I DON'T EVEN THINK
SNOWBALL IS READY FOR.
IT'S LIKE SNOWBALL GETS WHAT HE
WANTS.
IT'S LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF I
WANT --
>> ONCE IT BECOMES A REALITY --
>> EXACTLY.
>> YOU ARE PARENTS.
YOU HAVE THREE.
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT
INSTAGRAM FEED.
HE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE BABY.
PATTON, YOU HAVE A 10-YEAR-OLD.
YOUR CHARACTER IS OVERPROTECTIVE
OVERPROTECTIVE.
ARE YOU THAT PARENT?
>> YES.
I'M THE COMBINATION OF NEUROTIC
AND OVERPROTECTIVE AND ALSO TO
GO -- SHE'S SWIMMING WITH THE
DOLPHIN.
I WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE LIFE
AND TRY TO NOT HAVE HER SEE THE
FEAR IN MY FACE.
LIKE, DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I WANT
HER TO GO AND ENJOY STUFF.
THERE'S ALWAYS -- I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE THAT WAY WITH YOUR
KIDS, TOO.
>> NO, I'M -- I'M GETTING
BETTER.
I'M OVERPROTECTIVE, BUT NOT IN
FRONT OF THEM.
I DON'T THINK THEY GET TO SEE
IT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I GOT TO FIGHT.
I GOT TO FIGHT NOT SHOWING IT TO
HER.
>> THEY DON'T SEE IT.
>> IN YOUR MIND YOU HAVE A
MONOLOGUE GOING ON, BUT YOU
DON'T ACTUALLY ARTICULATE IT.
>> TO THEM I'M LIKE, GO.
GO PLAY.
AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE, GO WATCH
THEM KIDS.
GET ON THE SIDE.
GET ON THE PLAYGROUND.
I'M THAT GUY.
BUT I'M GETTING BETTER WITH JUST
UNDERSTANDING THAT, WITHIN TIME
COMES CHANGE.
YOU GOT TO ALLOW YOUR KIDS TIME
TO GROW.
SO, FOR MY OLDEST, WHO'S 14, MY
DAUGHTER, AND MY SON IS 11, YOU
KNOW, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE A TEAM.
THEY LIKE TO DO EVERYTHING
TOGETHER BUT THEY'RE HEAVY WITH
JUST WANTING TO DO THING WITH
THEMSELVES NOW.
I REMEMBER BEING AT THIS AGE.
IT'S A THING.
IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME BECAUSE
I WASN'T GROWING UP THE SAME AND
I DIDN'T HAVE THE SAME THINGS.
SO OUR FREEDOM WAS DIFFERENT.
THE THINGS THEY'RE ASKING FOR, I
JUST HAVE TO DO BETTER WITH.
THAT'S ALL.
I'M A LITTLE SCARED.
>> WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO JENNY,
TOO --
>> YOU WANT TO SAY HEY TO
SOMEBODY THAT'S WATCHING.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO TO ALL
OF ABBY'S PATIENTS AT
DANA-FARBER IN
>>> WE'RE BACK WITH KEVIN HART,
PATTON OSWALT AND JENNY SLATE
FROM THE NEW MOVIE "THE SECRET
LIFE OF PETS 2," OUR FAVORITE
CARTOON OUT THESE DAYS.
JENNY, YOU DO STAND-UP.
>> I DO.
>> DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING
TO PLAY A CARTOON CHARACTER,
TOO?
WAS THIS A LIFELONG DREAM?
>> I ACTUALLY THINK BEING THE
VOICE OF A CARTOON WAS A DREAM
WHEN I HAD.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL
REMEMBER SEEING BEHIND THE
SCENES FOOTAGE OF ROB BIN
WILLIAMS PLAYING THE GENIE.
I WAS LIKE, OH, WOW, HE'S AN
ACROBAT.
IT'S AN HONOR THAT SOMEONE
THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY ENOUGH THAT
THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO SEE YOU,
JUST HEAR YOU.
I THINK IT IS A GOAL AND I'M
PLEASED TO PLAY THIS LITTLE DOG.
>> YOUR VOICE COMES OUTS A
LITTLE HIGHER PITCH.
>> HIGHER AND SCRATCHIER, YOU
KNOW.
>> IT'S SO CUTE.
SHE GOES RIGHT INTO IT.
>> WE'RE SUPER SMOOTH IN LIFE,
OBVIOUSLY.
>> WEARING THAT TURBIN.
KEVIN, WE HAVE TO REPLAY THIS
VIDEO.
WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.
YOU BUSTED YOUR BUTT, QUITE
LITERALLY.
>> OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY
FALL.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUTT?
>> HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
>> WHERE WERE YOU?
>> I WAS AT A WEDDING.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
GET DOWN.
>> A LITTLE WAVE.
>> WAS THAT IN SLO-MO?
>> NO, THAT'S REAL TIME.
>> THAT IS REAL TIME.
>> DOES YOUR TAILBONE HURT?
>> THAT'S MY BRAIN STOPPING
SAYING, THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD.
>> WHAT IS THAT MOVE CALLED?
>> IT'S CALLED THE HEEL/TOE HOP.
I HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.
>> HEEL, TOE, TOE --
>> DON'T DO IT.
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO
FALL.
AT A WEDDING WHAT I NORMALLY DO
IS TAKE THE WEDDING TO ANOTHER
LEVEL.
I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUN.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> IN THIS PARTICULAR --
>> YOU'RE SAYING, YOU DIDN'T
EVEN KNOW THOSE PEOPLE.
THEY HIRED YOU TO TAKE IT TO
ANOTHER LEVEL.
>> THEY HIRED ME.
>> IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE?
>> NO, IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE.
>> YOU TOOK IT TO A DIFFERENT
LEVEL?
>> I TOOK IT TO A DIFFERENT
LEVEL BECAUSE I HAD ON DEFECTIVE
SHOES.
>> IT'S THE FAULT OF THE SHOE.
>> WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE
GAME WE CALL -- WHAT'S THAT
CALLED?
>> SECRET SHOWDOWN.
THESE ARE SECRETS OF Y'ALL.
>> OF OURS?
WE READ IT AND YOU GUESS?
>> YES.
YOU ARE, TOO.
>> GO AHEAD, KEVIN.
>> I'LL READ MINE FIRST, THEN.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE "FAST
AND FURIOUS" FILM.
>> WHICH ONE OF YOU -- YOU'VE
SEEN ONE, HAVEN'T YOU?
>> I HAVE.
>> PATTON, HAVE YOU SEEN A "FAST
& FURIOUS" FILM?
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GUESS.
>> I I THINK IT'S JENNY.
>> WELL, TECHNICALLY I'VE SEEN
ONE BUT I HAD A LOT TO DRINK
BEFORE SO I CAN'T TELL YOU THE
PLOT.
>> SO, WAS I RIGHT?
>> I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW, I'VE JUST
NEVER SEEN ONE.
I HEARD THEY'RE GOOD.
>> DON'T TELL DWAYNE.
>> OH, PLEASE, GOD, DON'T.
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO BE IN THE NEXT
ONE.
>> I'VE GOT TO PICK ANOTHER ONE.
>> DO I PICK ANOTHER ONE?
>> YOU HAVE ONE?
>> OH, I HAVE ONE.
READY.
I -- OH, MY GOD!
>> I CAN TELL WE'VE PLAYED THIS
GAME BEFORE.
>> THIS GAME IS SO GOOD.
>> I WAKE UP AND EAT CHOCOLATE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
>> JENNY.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> I'M SORRY.
WELL, OKAY, I DO.
I'M NOT ABLE TO ACT LIKE I
DIDN'T.
I KNOW IT'S MY SECRET.
>> YOU HAVE NO POKER FACE.
>> YOU JUST WAKE UP AND EAT IT
FOR NO REASON?
>> NO, I MEAN, I JUST WAKE UP
AND I THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD
ABOUT NOT HAVING TREATS IN THE
DAY BUT WHEN THE MOON COMES
OUT --
>> AND SHE HOWLS AS SHE --
>> GOT IT.
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU, JENNY?
>> I FOUND OUT I WAS ALLERGIC TO
SEAFOOD WHEN I WAS 9 AFTER
EATING ALASKAN CRAB.
>> KEVIN?
>> THAT'S JENNY.
>> IT'S ME.
>> THAT'S YOU?
>> REALLY?
>> I BROKE OUT IN THE HIVES.
I ATE ALASKA CRAB.
>> WHERE WERE YOU?
>> I WAS WITH MY MOM,
CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY AND I
ALMOST DIED.
TRUE STORY.
IT GOT DARK.
REAL FAST.
>> WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING --
>> NO MORE SEAFOOD.
I'M ALLERGIC TO SEAFOOD.
>> TOO BAD.
>> I'M CHOMPING DOWN SHRIMP
LIKE, AN OTTER?
I DON'T KNOW.
>> SHE'S EATING CHOCOLATE.
>> I WAKE UP IN THE NIGHT I EAT
A WHOLE LOBSTER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP, BUT I
LOVE MY LIFE.
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING.