♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: OH, HEY.
WELCOME BACK.
I'M STILL SITTING HERE WITH MICHELLE OBAMA.
A FEW MONTHS AGO, WHEN YOUR HUSBAND WAS HERE, I CHALLENGED
HIM TO A FRIENDLY GAME OF WASTE PAPER BASKETBALL.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU-- >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
>> Stephen: CAUGHT THAT.
AND HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY-- I SMOKED HIM LIKE A
COUNTRY HAM.
>> OH, THAT'S SAD.
>> Stephen: AND THE FINAL SCORE-- AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE
I GET THIS RIGHT, UNATHLETIC DOUGHY TALK SHOW HOST EIGHT.
FORMER LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD WHO FAMOUSLY THREE POINTER, 0.
THIS IS THE EXACT ROOM WE DID IT IN.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANT TO TAKE
MOMENT TO MAYBE, YOU KNOW, DEFEND THE OBAMA BASKETBALL
HONOR.
>> WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
>> Stephen: OKAY.
UM, LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: PARTNERSHIP FOR A HEALTHIER AMERICA, DO THEY TAKE
DONATIONS?
>> >> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT"" WILL
DONATE $1,000 TO PARTNERSHIP FOR HEALTHY AMERICA FOR EVERY BASKET
EITHER ONE OF US MAKES.
SO LET'S RUN UP THAT SCORE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Stephen: AND IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE ME ON ONE OF YOUR
NETFLIX SHOWS.
>> SOLID.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE IN.
>> I'M IN.
>> Stephen: YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ARM IS A ROCKET, RIGHT.
>> OBVIOUSLY, YOU BET MY HUSBAND SO YOU MUST DO THIS A LOT.
>> Stephen: HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
THE BOX OVER HERE TO YOUR LEFT, OPEN THAT UP.
>> OH!
>> Stephen: YOU SEE, WE HAVE THESE--
>> YOU'VE GOT A FUEL BALLS.
>> Stephen: MAKE SURE THEY'RE TIGHTLY BALLED?
>> IS THAT IMPORTANT.
>> Stephen: YOUR HUSBAND ACCUSED ME OF GIVING HIM LOOSE
PAPER BALLS.
>> HE SAID YOU CHEAT GLD HE CAME VERY CLOSE TO ACCUSING ME OF
CHEATING.
THE MAN HE WAS DESPERATE.
HE WAS DESPERATE.
OKAY, $1,000 FOR EVERY BASHET THAT GOES IN.
LET'S PUT THE COUNTER UP.
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO DO THIS?
>> READY.
>> Stephen: YOU FEELING IT?
>> WE'LL SEE.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, AND GO.
>> OH!
OH!
( BELL RINGS ) >> YAY, YAY, YAY FOR ME.
OH, THAT'S WAY OFF ( BELL RINGS )
( BELL RINGS ) >> OH, I GOT ONE!
I'M ON NOW ( BELL RINGS )
>> OH, YOU KNOCKED THAT ONE OUT.
OH, DARN!
( BELL RINGS ) >> OH!
IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT.
>> Stephen: IS THAT YOUR LAST ONE?
>> NO, I HAVE TWO MORE.
OH, DARN!
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT.
HOW MUCH, LET'S COUNT IT UP?
>> Stephen: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HOWEVER MANY IT IS, IT'S
MORE THAN 0 IS WHAT IT IS.
>> IT'S MORE THAN 0.
LOOK AT ALL THAT MONEY FOR P.H.A.
IF YOU LOST, YOU LOSE.
AND BY WINNING, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WITH HIM.
>> I DON'T CARE!
WE HAVE MONEY FOR P.H.A.!
HE'LL GET OVER IT.
>> Stephen: LET'S COUNT IT.
>> COUNT THEM UP.
>> Stephen: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT
NINE.
>> $9,000!
AND A GUEST APPEARANCE ON "WAFFLES + MOCHI."
THAT'S THE BEST NETFLIX SHOW.
YOU HAVE TO-- I OWE YOU, RIGHT?
YOU HAVE THAT DOWN.
>> Stephen: THAT'S OFFICIAL.
>> STEPHEN COLBERT.
HE CAN BE, LIKE, A STOCK BOY OR SOMETHING IN MY GROCERY STORE.
>> Stephen: I'M STREAMING.
I'VE MADE IT TO NETFLIX!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WILL PARNOWNTLET ME DO THAT?
I'M TALK TO THEM.
>> I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, TOO.
I'M LIKE CAN HE DO THIS?
>> HE CAN DO IT.
>> Stephen: AN HONOR.
>> THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
>> Stephen: MADAM FIRST MICHELLE, THANK YOU FOR DOING
THIS.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN, IT'S A PLEASURE.
>> Stephen: FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE "PASS THE LOVE"
CAMPAIGN, YOU CAN VISIT wafflesandmochi.org.
THANK YOU, MICHELLE!