Okay Rock, it's our annual prank war with the Rat Bros.
I know we've lost ten years in a row,
but this year, I think we're ahead.
Are you sure? That last prank was pretty good.
Ooh, a non-suspicious can of nuts.
[explosion]
[laughing]
Nice bro nice bro nice bro!
Whatever.
We're still gonna beat those cocky Rat Bros.
Because this year,
Paper is finally joining the team.
-No I'm not. -Oh, come on!
We need the help. I'm sick of always losing.
And I'm sick of not having the winner's crown.
I need new modeling headshots,
and I know I look beautiful in it.
What'll it take to get you to join?
You want money, gifts, someone to hug you and say,
good job, son.
Wait, that's what I want.
Look, pranks are mean, and they're hurting our society.
Just think what we could accomplish if we stopped
tricking people and started helping them.
As a man of science,
I'd rather spend my time changing the world,
curing diseases and bringing back the rainforests.
How funny would it be if that wrecking ball hit him right now?
Guys, the Rat Bros asked me
to join their side in the prank war.
What?
Wait, I actually don't know how to feel about this yet.
Keep talking.
I'm so excited!
Most people don't know this about me,
but I'm a huge trickster.
One time I told a coworker something was made of
polycarbonate when it was actually made of
polymethyl methacrylate.
Oh! [giggling] You are bad.
I've never pranked competitively before.
So as a scientist, I did a lot of research.
Then I put all my data in this histogram... prank!
That's not a histogram, it's a scatter plot!
[laughing]
Get this girl a stand up special!
Paper, are you competing this year?
You got to be pretty smart to win a prank war.
Uh, of course I'm competing. I am indeed quite smart.
So you are going to be very impressed with me when
my team beats your team.
Looks like we're going to be okay.
[explosion]
Nice bro nice bro!
Okay, what's the plan, new guy?
I say we sneak up and blast them with my water balloon cannon.
Now, Rock, hit the launch button!
I'm trying, but I can't stop dancing.
I'll do it.
What is? Rock, grab me, grab me!
What the heck is going on?
[screaming]
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, the party won't stop. Oh!
Sup, boys?
Were you planning to blast us with your secret weapon?
Well, we have a secret weapon too.
I made an atomic transmogrification laser.
It can alter molecular structure in really crazy ways.
Watch!
My head! My head is a balloon!
Okay, this might be a bit harder than I thought.
Sharp branch! Sharp branch!
[groaning]
[giggling
[screaming]
Hey, is your refrigerator running?
What do you mean yes, and it's coming for me?
[screaming]
[giggling]
[laughing]
Hey, would you like this normal stick of gum?
[giggling]
Shh shh shh!
[screaming]
I do not think we're winning.
Of course we're not. I look like a painting,
you're a half bison, half lizard with hummingbird wings and Rock
can only speak in drum solos.
[drumming]
I will not be a loser 11 years in a row.
Ten is forgivable, but 11 is starting to get sad!
[drumming]
And Rock wants that crown!
Paper, you were supposed to help us!
We got hit by a train,
and your best idea was to replace their shampoo with
a less volumizing shampoo!
I'm sorry, this is hard for me.
I don't want to do anything mean.
[drumming]
Rock's right. This is just good fun.
And you better believe Pencil isn't impressed.
So up your game.
Otherwise no one's gonna hug you and say,
good job, son.
What is happening with me?
Fine. I do have one plan.
That wasn't-- just ignore that.
From what I can tell, Pencil's science laser has been creating
or reversing mutations that have altered our cell's genetic
identity and genome size,
so I propose...
We steal it.
Are you my daddy?
We'll deal with that later.
[snoring] Nice bro nice bro nice bro.
Don't make a sound.
[drumming]
Rock is making way too many sounds!
[sighs]
I can't see anything!
My eyes are on different sides of my head!
[crashing]